MLB Thread - Praise be to the greatness of Ohtani

Started by buff2.0, May 10, 2023, 07:59 AM

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Thin Red Swine

Quote from: Usafhawg on Nov 02, 2023, 06:09 PMThey beat the
R ays
O rioles
A stros
D iamondbacks

It was definitely a conspiracy

You didn't just come up with that on your own.

Usafhawg


BASS

10 years $700 million to the dodgers.

Crazy money. Highest paid player per year by a lot.
Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

buff2.0

And he doesn't have to pack and move.  Big win. 
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Show-Me Hog

Quote from: BASS on Dec 09, 2023, 03:29 PM10 years $700 million to the dodgers.

Crazy money. Highest paid player per year by a lot.

Incomprehensible money.

DrMongoose

be interesting to see if that figure decreases if he doesn't pitch.
I agree with the theory he's known he was going to sign with them for quite some time and the toronto stuff was b.s.
Check your damn blood pressure!

"They've got to do a better job preparing our young men and putting them in positions to be succesful." - Hunter Yurachek 9/15/25

Guardrail

George Herman Ruth would be a billion dollar player.
I can't so much as drink a damn glass of water around a midget or a piece of antique furniture.

Ray Zorback

Quote from: BASS on Dec 09, 2023, 03:29 PM10 years $700 million to the dodgers.

Crazy money. Highest paid player per year by a lot.

Roughly 50K per inning

hit_that_line

Over $80mm of that will go to the state of California.

Thin Red Swine

Praise be to the greatness of Freddie Fucking Freeman.

ES&D Yankees forever.

buff2.0

That's former Braves legend Freddie Freeman.

Wtf was Cortes thinking with a 4-seam in the perfect spot?
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

egregious

Quote from: buff2.0 on Oct 25, 2024, 10:46 PMWtf was Cortes thinking with a 4-seam in the perfect spot?

maybe the cartel member with a gun to his wife's head

I watched 8 men out recently.
Splash 11! drop ABE track, too confusing

Thin Red Swine

Quote from: buff2.0 on Oct 25, 2024, 10:46 PMThat's former Braves legend Freddie Freeman.

Wtf was Cortes thinking with a 4-seam in the perfect spot?

WTF was Boone thinking using Cortes in the first place?

Rightful criticism from Yankee royalty...

https://x.com/awfulannouncing/status/1850042612214005773?s=46&t=kisRHQ-BH2YlHJQ0hr0_Kg

egregious

Quote from: Thin Red Swine on Oct 26, 2024, 09:54 AMWTF was Boone thinking using Cortes in the first place?

no tape on him for a month - analytics baybee!
Splash 11! drop ABE track, too confusing

buff2.0

"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

uagrad2007

Quote from: buff2.0 on Dec 03, 2024, 05:25 PMhttps://x.com/rogerclemens/status/1864037024140841297?s=46&t=DTGVKlgNTKh5Nq29PdZsdg
They are trying anything they can think of to get more audience.  Maybe they should look at the Savannah Bananas to see how to make it more entertaining. 

Ray Zorback

I agree with this.

This would be the dumbest rule implementation in the history of professional sports.

Thin Red Swine

Quote from: Ray Zorback on Dec 04, 2024, 12:17 PMI agree with this.

This would be the dumbest rule implementation in the history of professional sports.

Here's another bright idea. If a golden batter gets on base, maybe there could be a ghost runner and let him go again. Make it, take it.


Borenutz

Quote from: Mazeppa Pompazoidi on Jan 31, 2025, 02:38 PMThere's no doubt in my mind that the MLB is covering up for Ohtani.

https://www.yahoo.com/sports/federal-prosecutors-say-there-is-no-evidence-shohei-ohtanis-ex-interpreter-ippei-mizuhara-has-gambling-addiction-152222004.html

I have thought this from the beginning. He's the scapegoat. Too much money involved to ban their top player in the prime of his career. They'll drag it out and ban him for life when he needs a walker to get around the basepaths.