MLB Thread - Praise be to the greatness of Ohtani

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buff2.0

#280
Jul 22, 2025, 04:49 AM
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

buff2.0

#281
Jul 22, 2025, 08:10 AM
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

buff2.0

#282
Jul 23, 2025, 09:39 AM
Lolz just take the single and be happy

https://x.com/awfulannouncing/status/1947825326429536573
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

DirkPiggler

#283
Jul 23, 2025, 12:59 PM
Quote from: buff2.0 on Jul 23, 2025, 09:39 AMLolz just take the single and be happy

https://x.com/awfulannouncing/status/1947825326429536573

The Truist Park game management people need to cue up a Kenny Powers "YOU'RE FUCKIN' OUT" video for all the Acuña assists.
Perish peacefully in a warm environment.

DirkPiggler

#284
Jul 23, 2025, 01:01 PM
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Perish peacefully in a warm environment.

Lurk

#285
Jul 24, 2025, 01:54 PM
Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Jul 21, 2025, 11:05 AMThe Greatness of Ohtahni appears to be the exception.

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Who was the old timer that was dog cussing modern day hitters? I'd say he is right.
"Hard times create strong men. Strong men create good times. Good times create weak men. And, weak men create hard times."

buff2.0

#287
Jul 26, 2025, 08:00 AM
If I was an announcer I think I'd call him Nicholas.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Hognrock

#288
Jul 26, 2025, 11:32 AM
I'm surprised they didn't pitch around him. Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice, whatever the other was. But 3 times you ain't getting a pitch to hit for the 4th one.

Hognrock

#289
Jul 26, 2025, 11:34 AM
Quote from: buff2.0 on Jul 26, 2025, 08:00 AMIf I was an announcer I think I'd call him Nicholas.

Also, I think it was you that recommended Rusty's in Vicksburg. Had it this past week. Was not disappointed. Great spot to eat.

Show-Me Hog

#290
Aug 02, 2025, 06:07 PM
I'm watching a Tim McGraw/Pit Bull mashup at the Bristol Motor Speedway where the Reds are about to play the Braves.

I guarantee I am the first human in the history of the world to write that sentence.

buff2.0

#291
Aug 02, 2025, 06:13 PM
Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Aug 02, 2025, 06:07 PMI'm watching a Tim McGraw/Pit Bull mashup at the Bristol Motor Speedway where the Reds are about to play the Braves.

I guarantee I am the first human in the history of the world to write that sentence.

I've been looking forward to this.  Bristol.  The Braves.  This chick singing the National Anthem.  Consider me erect.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Show-Me Hog

#292
Aug 02, 2025, 06:17 PM
Quote from: buff2.0 on Aug 02, 2025, 06:13 PMI've been looking forward to this.  Bristol.  The Braves.  This chick singing the National Anthem.  Consider me erect.

She had a great voice.

Show-Me Hog

#293
Aug 02, 2025, 06:20 PM
FUCK

buff2.0

#294
Aug 02, 2025, 06:24 PM
Quote from: Hognrock on Jul 26, 2025, 11:34 AMAlso, I think it was you that recommended Rusty's in Vicksburg. Had it this past week. Was not disappointed. Great spot to eat.

Most of my good food finds come from asking a blue-collar looking black dude at a local gas station what's a good place to eat.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

buff2.0

#295
Sep 06, 2025, 05:41 AM
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Usafhawg

#296
Sep 06, 2025, 09:15 PM
Dodgers pitcher loses no hitter with 2 outs in the 9th. Jackson Holliday hits a homer. O's go on to score 4 to walk it off. Dude couldn't even get the win.

buff2.0

#297
Sep 06, 2025, 09:23 PM
Just pop a grounder to second.  What happened to manners in this country?  Half :sarcasm:
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

SwahiliSteve

#298
Sep 08, 2025, 02:57 PM
Quote from: buff2.0 on Sep 06, 2025, 05:41 AMThe White Dudes for Kamala are running wild

https://x.com/barstoolsports/status/1964140400274260294?s=46&t=DTGVKlgNTKh5Nq29PdZsdg
I heard the Phillies "Karen" was fired from her job. Not only did she argue with this man and spew curse words in front of her son but she proceeded to flip off others and scream at another fan. In the end, the Phillies stepped up and gave the kid a bat signed and a bar of goodies. Fucking bitch she never had that ball. I hope she's savoring all the hate
Yep. I'm not trying to be a dick about it. It could have lived. It didn't. Not by my choice. -Elvis

Thin Red Swine

#299
Sep 30, 2025, 08:16 PM
LET'S GO RED SOX!!!
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