March Madness Season (2023 EDITION)

Started by animal, Mar 08, 2023, 05:16 PM

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buff2.0

That Clark chick from Iowa went off with 41 points. If you count her 10 turnovers she had a quadruple double.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Thin Red Swine

Quote from: buff2.0 on Mar 27, 2023, 08:32 AMThat Clark chick from Iowa went off with 41 points. If you count her 10 turnovers she had a quadruple double.

She finished with only 9, according to the ESPN app.

They were VERY generous with her 10th rebound, which was a tap that someone else corralled.   She did get another one so it wouldn't have mattered.  But I'm sure they'd be willing to shave a turnover off the ledger too.

Show-Me Hog

Last night North Texas defeated UAB for the NIT title. Just like the NCAA Final Four it shows the diffusion of talent -- usually mid-level major conference teams win this thing.

The Mean Green ran this play where they threw an in bounds pass to a guy who just stood there and acted like he wasn't going to do anything, and when everyone else stopped playing he went into hypermode and dunked it.

Guardrail

Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Mar 31, 2023, 06:50 AMLast night North Texas defeated UAB for the NIT title. Just like the NCAA Final Four it shows the diffusion of talent -- usually mid-level major conference teams win this thing.

The Mean Green ran this play where they threw an in bounds pass to a guy who just stood there and acted like he wasn't going to do anything, and when everyone else stopped playing he went into hypermode and dunked it.
So the basketball version of catching a punt and acting like it's a dead ball and then taking off for 70 yd TD? Like anyone would even fall for that...
I can't so much as drink a damn glass of water around a midget or a piece of antique furniture.

BleedinRed

Tickets for the Final Four are going for as little as $100.  The teams that are left, minus UCONN, don't have fan bases big enough to demand tickets apparently.  And no one wants to come to Houston as a general vacation spot.  This years tournament was fantastic for the TV viewer but for the traveling fan it sucks.

bigpig

Quote from: BleedinRed on Mar 31, 2023, 10:26 AMTickets for the Final Four are going for as little as $100.  The teams that are left, minus UCONN, don't have fan bases big enough to demand tickets apparently.  And no one wants to come to Houston as a general vacation spot.  This years tournament was fantastic for the TV viewer but for the traveling fan it sucks.

Just imagine if we'd gotten in. We'd have the place filled up.
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Son of Spam

Quote from: BleedinRed on Mar 31, 2023, 10:26 AMTickets for the Final Four are going for as little as $100.  The teams that are left, minus UCONN, don't have fan bases big enough to demand tickets apparently.  And no one wants to come to Houston as a general vacation spot.  This years tournament was fantastic for the TV viewer but for the traveling fan it sucks.
The arena will probably look half empty like some of the Elite 8 games were.
Well, shit...

BleedinRed

I have coworkers asking if I want to go.  Fuck no.  You would have to pay me to go down to south Houston and watch anything at Reliant.

Show-Me Hog

Quote from: Guardrail on Mar 31, 2023, 07:59 AMSo the basketball version of catching a punt and acting like it's a dead ball and then taking off for 70 yd TD? Like anyone would even fall for that...

To be clear....the basketball play didn't really happen.

Guardrail

Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Mar 31, 2023, 11:27 AMTo be clear....the basketball play didn't really happen.
Ha, I totally missed the joke.
I can't so much as drink a damn glass of water around a midget or a piece of antique furniture.

Show-Me Hog

Is it racist of me to root for Iowa against South Carolina?

5 on 5 to start the game if you know what I mean.

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DrMongoose

This Iowa women's team is fun to watch. Great ball movement.

South Carolina having trouble beating them up
Check your damn blood pressure!

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Show-Me Hog

These are two really good basketball teams. I believe South Carolina is going to have the final edge because of their immense advantage on the inside.

buff2.0

I wish I'd been watching Iowa women's basketball all season. Clark has been unreal in this tournament.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

buff2.0

Holy shit how is that not a foul
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Show-Me Hog

She's the real thing. Those FTs were pure bottom of the net.

Hang on Iowa. How in the world did they lose 6 games?

pigtacular

Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Mar 31, 2023, 10:44 PMShe's the real thing. Those FTs were pure bottom of the net.

Hang on Iowa. How in the world did they lose 6 games?

These refs have been absolutely terrible.
The very pants I was returning.

buff2.0

41 points. Against a team that's dominated the whole season.

Gabbie Marshall, #24, for Iowa though 👀
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."