Coaching Hot Seat and Searches

Started by animal, Mar 08, 2023, 07:47 PM

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BASS

Quote from: Piggielicious on Sep 28, 2026, 06:43 PMWe will probably pay Dabo a stupid amount of money to pad his retirement after several losing seasons.

We absolutely are not dumb enough to hire a guy that hired Chad after the debacle he laid here.

Right?

Fellas?

Hello?
Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

buff2.0

Lol.  Sure.  We're not.

Feel better now?

He won a natty at Clemson.  It's part of the circle of life for us.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

animal

#2802
I forgot Jimbo....also that drunk Texas fired a few years ago. Okay which one...well lets see...it was Tom Herman. He's surely healed himself by now.

Edit: Why didn't we hire Bobby again?
"I got fired for using free speech" yea imagine getting killed over it

Italian Porn

Looks like our former QB coach(briefly) is going to be looking for a job

Mike Locksley out at Maryland

animal

This guy is being pimped on social media for being the next future genius OC that Arkansas will undoubtedly fail to hire but goes on to kick our asses for a couple decades

https://txst.com/sports/football/roster/staff/landon-keopple/74
"I got fired for using free speech" yea imagine getting killed over it

arreferee

Quote from: animal on Oct 22, 2026, 07:38 AMThis guy is being pimped on social media for being the next future genius OC that Arkansas will undoubtedly fail to hire but goes on to kick our asses for a couple decades

https://txst.com/sports/football/roster/staff/landon-keopple/74

He comes from good stock and has great ties to Arkansas.

buff2.0

Quote from: arreferee on Oct 22, 2026, 09:04 AMHe comes from good stock and has great ties to Arkansas.

He will do well at Missouri
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

bigpig

Quote from: Italian Porn on Oct 22, 2026, 06:47 AMLooks like our former QB coach(briefly) is going to be looking for a job

Mike Locksley out at Maryland

Either I'm missing a joke or you have him confused with someone else.
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DirkPiggler

Quote from: bigpig on Oct 22, 2026, 09:38 AMEither I'm missing a joke or you have him confused with someone else.

Clint Trickett was Silverpunt's first QB coach here for about an hour before being offered the Maryland OC job.
Perish peacefully in a warm environment.

mde114

Quote from: arreferee on Oct 22, 2026, 09:04 AMHe comes from good stock and has great ties to Arkansas.


I remember when LR Hall was a power.

HogOfWar

Quote from: animal on Sep 28, 2026, 07:06 PMI forgot Jimbo....also that drunk Texas fired a few years ago. Okay which one...well lets see...it was Tom Herman. He's surely healed himself by now.

Edit: Why didn't we hire Bobby again?

Guess who was the AD was at Houston when Tom Herman was coach.  ;D
The dildo of consequence, rarely arrives lubed.

animal

Quote from: HogOfWar on Oct 22, 2026, 10:51 AMGuess who was the AD was at Houston when Tom Herman was coach.  ;D
I thought he had Applewhite or somebody
"I got fired for using free speech" yea imagine getting killed over it

HogOfWar

Quote from: animal on Oct 22, 2026, 12:57 PMI thought he had Applewhite or somebody


Herman was in Houston from 2015 to 2016.
Appleshite was there just after till 2018.
Yurachek was AD 2015 - 2017.
The dildo of consequence, rarely arrives lubed.

BleedinRed

Quote from: HogOfWar on Oct 22, 2026, 01:16 PMHerman was in Houston from 2015 to 2016.
Appleshite was there just after till 2018.
Yurachek was AiDs 2015 - 2017.

Fixed it for you.

Show-Me Hog

I have a feeling either through resignation or mutual agreement, Dabo will be on the market at the end of this year.

bigpig

Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Oct 24, 2026, 09:17 PMI have a feeling either through resignation or mutual agreement, Dabo will be on the market at the end of this year.

Lincoln Riley is probably toast too.

If Sark loses tonight, he might not survive the year either
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DrMongoose

Check your damn blood pressure!

"But I think we're set up to compete really well in the Southeastern Conference, especially now with the new revenue sharing model."." - Hunter Yurachek 9/15/25

WaywardMemphian

Quote from: buff2.0 on Sep 28, 2026, 07:01 PMLol.  Sure.  We're not.

Feel better now?

He won a natty at Clemson.  It's part of the circle of life for us.

Know who else won an NC at Clemson with Bama roots........

HughJasole

Beamer saved his job for now.

That being said, if he loses to OU and A&M the next two weeks and doesn't find a way to win here on 11/14, he probably doesn't get to finish the season. They probably have an interim for Georgia and Clemson games.

buff2.0

Quote from: WaywardMemphian on Oct 24, 2026, 10:44 PMKnow who else won an NC at Clemson with Bama roots........

Crap I forgot the Bama roots. We're boned.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."