Coaching Hot Seat and Searches

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Too Big Pig

#2820
Oct 24, 2026, 11:49 PM
Quote from: animal on Oct 22, 2026, 07:38 AMThis guy is being pimped on social media for being the next future genius OC that Arkansas will undoubtedly fail to hire but goes on to kick our asses for a couple decades

https://txst.com/sports/football/roster/staff/landon-keopple/74

We used to give his dad hell at UCA as the OC.


1st down - run it up the middle.
2nd down - run left or right
3rd down - attempt a pass
4th down - punt
"When life gives you lemons...fuck life"
- Sir John Michael of Oklahoma

buff2.0

#2821
Oct 25, 2026, 11:44 AM
First Dave Doeren, now Dave Aranda.  DJ Lagway is now 2 for 2 at getting his head coaches fired.

Bad weekend to be a Dave.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Son of Spam

#2822
Oct 25, 2026, 11:51 AM
Quote from: buff2.0 on Oct 25, 2026, 11:44 AMFirst Dave Doeren, now Dave Aranda.  DJ Lagway is now 2 for 2 at getting his head coaches fired.

Bad weekend to be a Dave.
"Dave's not here, man."
Well, shit...

Spiderham

#2823
Oct 25, 2026, 11:52 AM
Dave Aranda is now free to pursue his true passion as a Bond villain.

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Oak Grove in the house.

vegashog

#2824
Oct 25, 2026, 11:59 AM
he'll be a p4 dc again next season if he wants to.

BASS

#2825
Oct 25, 2026, 12:05 PM
Can we hire him to replace Roberts?
Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

BASS

#2826
Oct 25, 2026, 12:09 PM
Quote from: animal on Oct 22, 2026, 07:38 AMThis guy is being pimped on social media for being the next future genius OC that Arkansas will undoubtedly fail to hire but goes on to kick our asses for a couple decades

https://txst.com/sports/football/roster/staff/landon-keopple/74

Ryan silverfield needs to hire this guy right now.
Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

buff2.0

#2827
Oct 25, 2026, 12:11 PM
Quote from: BASS on Oct 25, 2026, 12:09 PMRyan silverfield needs to hire this guy right now.

Right after we turned the corner against an SEC defense!?
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

animal

#2828
Oct 25, 2026, 12:15 PM
Quote from: buff2.0 on Oct 25, 2026, 12:11 PMRight after we turned the corner against an SEC defense!?
We're not dead last in the SEC right now! What do people want? Eggs in their beer?
"I got fired for using free speech" yea imagine getting killed over it

buff2.0

#2829
Oct 25, 2026, 12:16 PM
Oregon is now in need of a new OC.  I hope they don't come throw the real money at Craddock... Cramsey... whatever his name is.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Show-Me Hog

#2830
Oct 25, 2026, 12:20 PM

BASS

#2831
Oct 25, 2026, 12:24 PM
Quote from: buff2.0 on Oct 25, 2026, 12:11 PMRight after we turned the corner against an SEC defense!?

Have you seen how retarded our offense is?

Maybe, just maybe, Vandy is that bad again.
Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

animal

#2833
Oct 25, 2026, 12:43 PM
That dude has really just flopped hard ever since leaving Clemson the first time. 
"I got fired for using free speech" yea imagine getting killed over it

BASS

#2834
Oct 25, 2026, 12:44 PM
Quote from: animal on Oct 25, 2026, 12:43 PMThat dude has really just flopped hard ever since leaving Clemson the first time.

Maybe he's had the brain eating amoeba since Deahaun Watson left Clemson.
Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

Thin Red Swine

#2835
Oct 25, 2026, 03:56 PM
Quote from: BASS on Oct 25, 2026, 12:44 PMMaybe he's had the brain eating amoeba since Deahaun Watson left Clemson.

The amoeba would be looking for a pizza after that appetizer.

Son of Spam

#2836
Oct 25, 2026, 04:25 PM
Quote from: Thin Red Swine on Oct 25, 2026, 03:56 PMThe amoeba would be looking for a pizza after that appetizer.

LOL! It would definitely be hungry.
Well, shit...

Barton Fink

#2837
Oct 25, 2026, 04:35 PM
I can't imagine why Dabo thought it would be a good idea to rehire him in the first place.

animal

#2838
Oct 25, 2026, 04:48 PM
Quote from: Barton Fink on Oct 25, 2026, 04:35 PMI can't imagine why Dabo thought it would be a good idea to rehire him in the first place.
The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QodGxD19_as
"I got fired for using free speech" yea imagine getting killed over it

Feral

#2839
Oct 25, 2026, 08:51 PM
Quote from: Barton Fink on Oct 25, 2026, 04:35 PMI can't imagine why Dabo thought it would be a good idea to rehire him in the first place.

I'm about 85% sure that Dabo is intentionally trying to get fired.

He gave a Nolan "they can fire me" speech last year, and still refuses to lean into the portal. It was obvious when he brought back Morris that he was completely unserious.
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