Betting fucksticks fall 23

Started by Jostlyn mcCocksack, Aug 26, 2023, 10:30 AM

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Jostlyn mcCocksack

Let's.  Fucking.  Go. 

Irish midshipmen over 49

CardHog

Always a teaser for the first play of the year.

ND -14
Vandy -10.5
Ohio +9.5

Trigger7672


Pig Benis

ND u49
Miners -2
Umass +7
SDSU u48.5
The Lord wants you to put your foot on their balls and believe in it. 'Cuz that's what wins football games. Not jumping offsides like a bunch of wimps and faggots. I don't care what those pinkos over in Russia say. You want to be a loser? You go live in Russia. I'm a winner. I'm an American.

Corn Pop

I let a friend of mine talk me out of taking Notre Dame (-20.5) this morning. He's a lifelong Notre Dame fan. He said "boy that's a lot of points." Should've gone with my gut.

So now I'm trying to make up for lost money. I'm on Ohio (+2.5) vs. San Diego St. Ohio up 6-3 in the 2nd, back-up qb in, but he's looking pretty good so far.
I really don't care, Margaret.

Jostlyn mcCocksack

I took vandy over and under in Ohio U game...wondering if this no clock stoppage is going to in any way effect totals...shouldn't take but a play or three out of the game total

hit_that_line

Florida Utah over 46 may be a hammer play.

hit_that_line

TCU -20
NM/aTm over 49
Cocks +2.5
UTSA/Houston over 60.5
Toledo/Illinois over 46.5
Penn State ML
Utes/Gators over 46
LSU ML
tOSU/Indiana over 59.5

Parlay lfg

Pig Benis

Utes -4
TCU -20.5
Jonesvegas +36.5
Utah St. +24
The Lord wants you to put your foot on their balls and believe in it. 'Cuz that's what wins football games. Not jumping offsides like a bunch of wimps and faggots. I don't care what those pinkos over in Russia say. You want to be a loser? You go live in Russia. I'm a winner. I'm an American.

Trigger7672

Florida/Utah UNDER 45.5
Utah Team Total UNDER 25

CardHog


Corn Pop

Florida (+5.5) at Utah (Cam Rising out)
Nebraska (+6.5) at Minnesota (the Matt Rhule era begins)
I really don't care, Margaret.

BASS

Some fuckstick on the radio said to take Utah State and the points vs Iowa.
Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

Pig Benis

I did. I'm not sure Iowa can score 24 points.
The Lord wants you to put your foot on their balls and believe in it. 'Cuz that's what wins football games. Not jumping offsides like a bunch of wimps and faggots. I don't care what those pinkos over in Russia say. You want to be a loser? You go live in Russia. I'm a winner. I'm an American.

CardHog

Friday Night
Michigan State -13.5
Louisville - -6.5  bought it down at -130
Hawaii +3

hit_that_line

Had GT +7. Let's have a fucking day. Great day of horse racing, full day of college football. Dozens of Miller lites will be consumed. Time for a breakfast cigar.

CardHog

Temple -10
Army -9.5
South Carolina +2.5
Utah State +23.5

CardHog

Adding TCU -6.5 1st quarter.  Thinking Coach Prime gets punched in the mouth early. 

snoots

Late game action

Texas Tech -13.5
Nevada +38

Feral

Quote from: hit_that_line on Aug 29, 2023, 08:11 AMTCU -20
NM/aTm over 49
Cocks +2.5
UTSA/Houston over 60.5
Toledo/Illinois over 46.5
Penn State ML
Utes/Gators over 46
LSU ML
tOSU/Indiana over 59.5

Parlay lfg

Woof