2023 Game 1 - Hogs vs Catamounts score prediction thread

Started by bigpig, Aug 29, 2023, 11:52 PM

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HogOfWar

Quote from: bigpale on Aug 30, 2023, 12:10 PMIf that happens, we'll know the problem wasn't Briles, but Pittman.

I just want us to step on throats and not let up until the clock hits zero. Obviously, we don't need to play starters in the second half if we're up a bunch, but there were too many games vs SEC/Quality opponents where we had a sizable lead and then just dicked around and let them crawl back in it. Just keep scoring. We're not here to make friends.

This. Tired of being nice and not getting back-ups time in cupcake games. KJ, Sanders, and others aren't going to be here next year, might as well get the new guys experience and get ready for SEC play. "Next man up," right?
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DRYANKNPULL

Quote from: bigpale on Aug 30, 2023, 12:10 PMIf that happens, we'll know the problem wasn't Briles, but Pittman.

I just want us to step on throats and not let up until the clock hits zero. Obviously, we don't need to play starters in the second half if we're up a bunch, but there were too many games vs SEC/Quality opponents where we had a sizable lead and then just dicked around and let them crawl back in it. Just keep scoring. We're not here to make friends.

Absolutely. Just fucking throttle them. See what it feels like. Decide if you like that feeling and wish to repeat it.

BASS

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Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Aug 30, 2023, 11:17 AMBriles ain't walking through that door. I hope.

New prediction: Briles enters stadium wearing a Dan Enos meat suit. In an effort to either prove his system works or to obtain one last raise from Arkansas (either is equally likely), he manages to get a last minute 45 yd run from KJ on a busted play to secure a 10 pt win (after leading by 30 in the first half of course). He exits the stadium laughing maniacally as he discards his disguise (no one ever discovers the rest of Enos). Hogs go on to a 7-5 year after Pittman promotes an ole Cole beer to OC(b).


egregious

48-12, tried to not be exactly like anybody, lot of scores up now though
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DrMongoose

Here for the check.   0
No more cute shit on offense (I hope) 62
Check your damn blood pressure!

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piglosopher

From what I remember, a flea flicker or something like an end around for a guy like sategna is about as cute as Enos gets.

Fine by me.

Doc Hogaday

There was a reverse pass or throwback to Brandon Allen in one of the overtimes against Auburn in 2015. There was a double reverse pass back to Austin Allen on a 2 point conversion to get us to overtime against TCU the next year. Nothing super crazy but the timing of the calls was questionable. Of course, those could have been Bert overrides. Luckily both worked out.
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bigpig

Quote from: Doc Hogaday on Aug 30, 2023, 09:22 PMThere was a reverse pass or throwback to Brandon Allen in one of the overtimes against Auburn in 2015. There was a double reverse pass back to Austin Allen on a 2 point conversion to get us to overtime against TCU the next year. Nothing super crazy but the timing of the calls was questionable. Of course, those could have been Bert overrides. Luckily both worked out.

I recall us being unstoppable in 2 point conversions under Enos. It was one of the things I loved about his time calling plays, which is weird but then again we seemed to have a bunch of 2 point opportunities in those days.
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Thin Red Swine

Offense 38
Defense 7
Special Teams 7

Hogs 52
Catapults 10

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Sus-Scrofa

Quote from: BASS on Sep 02, 2023, 08:50 AMThe game thread was started two weeks ago.

We can't start the season with that kind of chaos 

Feral

31-17 Hogs

It'll be closer than we'd like. Last time Enos was here, it took about 5 games for the offense to really start clicking. It wasn't until around the midseason point of 2015 was when we started beating ass, and we averaged 46 a game during the last 7 games.


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