2023 Game 1 - Hogs vs Catamounts score prediction thread

Started by bigpig, Aug 29, 2023, 11:52 PM

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bigpig

A catamount is any sort of wild cat, such as a cougar. They will be the first of seven feline based opponents this year. The others are BYU Cougars, LSU Tigers, Auburn Tigers, FIU Panthers, Missouri Tigers, and Texas A&M pussies.

Anyway, predict the score if you dare.


THE ONE AND ONLY RAZORBACKS - 38
THE ONE OF MANY CATS - 6
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Show-Me Hog


Hogfan58

I need help and I know it.



DRYANKNPULL


DirkPiggler

Hogs 28
Directional school 13

Lots of wailing and gnashing of teeth on teh wooppussy.
Perish peacefully in a warm environment.

HogOfWar

The dildo of consequence, rarely arrives lubed.

jdcatty

Apparently retarded member of the "fucking old people" crowd as defined by Swahili Steve.


vegashog

42-17 hogs.

at least three false starts on the o-line in the first half.


HughJasole


Son of Spam

Hogs: 31
Them: 10

First play is a handoff to Rocket for no gain.
Well, shit...

Sus-Scrofa

Let's do the thing where we steamroll them for a while and then start doing gimmicky shit that ruins our momentum.

Spiderham

Oak Grove in the house.

Third_down_draw



Show-Me Hog

Quote from: Sus-Scrofa on Aug 30, 2023, 10:35 AMLet's do the thing where we steamroll them for a while and then start doing gimmicky shit that ruins our momentum.

Briles ain't walking through that door. I hope.

bigpig

Quote from: Sus-Scrofa on Aug 30, 2023, 10:35 AMLet's do the thing where we steamroll them for a while and then start doing gimmicky shit that ruins our momentum.

If that happens, we'll know the problem wasn't Briles, but Pittman.

I just want us to step on throats and not let up until the clock hits zero. Obviously, we don't need to play starters in the second half if we're up a bunch, but there were too many games vs SEC/Quality opponents where we had a sizable lead and then just dicked around and let them crawl back in it. Just keep scoring. We're not here to make friends.
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