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[Texzilla]

Local betting line is now on fucking recent Cowboys nonplaycalling OC Brian Schottenheimer, who got ZERO DnA from his dad.  A fucking Shula son.

[Thin Red Swine]

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[Texzilla]

Jags finally fire GM Trent Baalke who is a dirty sack of shit.  No one wanted to coach with that moron in place. 

Jets hire Aaron Glenn as the new future ex coach of the jets.

Brian Schottenheimer looks to be Jerry's next victim in Dallas.  I've decided going forward that the Cowboys are really just a soap opera that I'll hate watch like I do tv shows like married at first sight and all the flavors of below deck.  For nfl I guess I'll look for a new loser team to root for.  It was the lions but that's over.  Gotta find a new avatar.

[DrMongoose]

At this point why doesn't Jerry just wait to hire Moore or is that what he is doing?

[animal]

I would hire Pete Carroll before I'd hire Brian Schottenheimer but Pete Carroll is no Dave Campo. And did I hear that he was also very interested in Leslie Frazier? Oh token black guy...got it. Weird how the black guys never really get a shot to be retread head coaches very damn few. Frank Reich would be another name to consider if we're playing the retread bingo cards. Horrible year in Carolina but surely that won't happen in Dallas?

Also I'm kinda thinking Dallas needs to get really awful for a year or two to stack draft picks and then hire a real coach.

[Show-Me Hog]

Raiders hire Pete Carroll.

[vegashog]

Raiders hire Pete Carroll.

and

jets hire aaron glenn
bears hire ben johnson
jags hire liam cohen

lastly cowboys hire brian schottenheimer. #winnow

[buff2.0]

Hahaha they're gonna have to murder Jerry at his desk to get him out of the way. Otherwise he'll make the next hire too.

[DrMongoose]

wtf ? Jerry needs to stop talking



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[Texzilla]

This is the work of fucking Stephen Jones.  Total moron.  Jerry is going to die without sniffing another game of significance. This team will live in the nfc east cellar as a fucking joke.

Stephen believes in Moneyball.  The problem is that the A's had to use analytics to find gems to compete as they had no cash to go against big market teams. The nfl has a hard cap; the game is how one divides up the same size piece everyone has. 

So Jerry and son have murdered the legacy of this team. What should be the premier gig attracting every rock star coach was rejected by their Super Bowl winning though flawed HC, rejected by every top candidate in this cycle, and couldn't even complete a three hour interview with Kellen Moore before he terminated the conversation that he obviously just did as a courtesy. So he goes with the guy who ended his hc chances with his shitbedding with the jets years ago.

 Why would anyone take the gig?  Dak and that ridiculous contract. Fucked up cap with a load of dead $. Intrusive owner/GM and moronic son heading personnel. Guided tours of the practice and training facility in season.  Pissed off fan base.  It's a shit show.

Schottenheimer has no known offensive philosophy. Will he run the McCarthy Texas coast offense?  A winged T?  Punt every play?  Looks like Eberflus is the new DC.  Fuck.  There is no gleam.

[BleedinRed]

Just saw Shauder Sanders is the #1 QB on the board going into the draft.  

That can't be true can it?  I watched a lot of Colorado football the last two seasons.  Never thought, "he is one of the best in the country."   

[Pig Benis]

Just saw Shauder Sanders is the #1 QB on the board going into the draft. 

That can't be true can it?  I watched a lot of Colorado football the last two seasons.  Never thought, "he is one of the best in the country."   

I think Cam Ward will get drafted before him.

[vegashog]

This is the work of fucking Stephen Jones.  Total moron.  Jerry is going to die without sniffing another game of significance. This team will live in the nfc east cellar as a fucking joke.

Stephen believes in Moneyball.  The problem is that the A's had to use analytics to find gems to compete as they had no cash to go against big market teams. The nfl has a hard cap; the game is how one divides up the same size piece everyone has. 

So Jerry and son have murdered the legacy of this team. What should be the premier gig attracting every rock star coach was rejected by their Super Bowl winning though flawed HC, rejected by every top candidate in this cycle, and couldn't even complete a three hour interview with Kellen Moore before he terminated the conversation that he obviously just did as a courtesy. So he goes with the guy who ended his hc chances with his shitbedding with the jets years ago.

 Why would anyone take the gig?  Dak and that ridiculous contract. Fucked up cap with a load of dead $. Intrusive owner/GM and moronic son heading personnel. Guided tours of the practice and training facility in season.  Pissed off fan base.  It's a shit show.

Schottenheimer has no known offensive philosophy. Will he run the McCarthy Texas coast offense?  A winged T?  Punt every play?  Looks like Eberflus is the new DC.  Fuck.  There is no gleam.

jerry knew that with keeping garrett past his shelf life and not taking any risk on his replacement, he was going to make a ton money regardless. that's more than likely how the franchise will operate with or without him.

can't blame a guy that could check out any day now with wanting to leave as much as he can, but i don't get the fans that continue to sell out the stadium and buy shitloads of merch for a team that has done next to nothing for so long.

[BASS]

Just saw Shauder Sanders is the #1 QB on the board going into the draft. 

That can't be true can it?  I watched a lot of Colorado football the last two seasons.  Never thought, "he is one of the best in the country."   

Will Howard is better

[DirkPiggler]

jerry knew that with keeping garrett past his shelf life and not taking any risk on his replacement, he was going to make a ton money regardless. that's more than likely how the franchise will operate with or without him.

can't blame a guy that could check out any day now with wanting to leave as much as he can, but i don't get the fans that continue to sell out the stadium and buy shitloads of merch for a team that has done next to nothing for so long.

I'm sure Schottenheimer was the cheapest available option.   He will get to stay until his contract is up, because Jerry fanned sure isn't paying his buyout. 

Arkansas football is less of a shitshow than what is happening in Arlington/Frisco. 

[Cornhogio]

C'mon Redskins!

[mde114]

Hate to pull for the Redskins (yeah, I know) but there's no team I hate more than Philadelphia.

[mde114]

Redskins DBs tackle like they went to Arkansas.

[mde114]

This is about to get out of hand.

Where'd Philly get all those white boys on defense?

[Thin Red Swine]

Wow, make it more obvious next time, ref.

The ball hits the ground, THEN the PI flag comes out.