RIP - Bobby F'ing Knight

Started by jdcatty, Nov 01, 2023, 06:53 PM

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jdcatty

Someone has already said it-- Bobby Knight died today.  He was controversial at times, but brilliant as a coach, at least in my opinion. 

I saw something on Twitter earlier that showed a video clip of him saying Michael Jordan was the best basketball player he had ever seen-- before he went pro.  I have read a lot about Knight, but never heard that before.

As the other poster said, I would have been proud for my son to play for him.  But I would have also been scared to death.
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DrMongoose

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Hognrock

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I am not just someone good sir. I am Hogn fuckin Rock. That was written in my best Bobby Knight voice.

True story, I coached a travel baseball team that SonofSpam's grandson played on. I gave a pregame speech that was Bobby Knight-esque. We won 17-3. Those boys learned some new words that day (and responded with their play). That was either 12 or 13 yo ball.

Point of clarity on my pregame speech, I didn't use the Lord's name in vain. Everything else was allegedly included.

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jdcatty

Quote from: Hognrock on Nov 01, 2023, 07:08 PMI am not just someone good sir. I am Hogn fuckin Rock. That was written in my best Bobby Knight voice.

True story, I coached a travel baseball team that SonofSpam's grandson played on. I gave a pregame speech that was Bobby Knight-esque. We won 17-3. Those boys learned some new words that day (and responded with their play). That was either 12 or 13 yo ball.

Point of clarity on my pregame speech, I didn't use the Lord's name in vain. Everything else was allegedly included.

Sorry, Hognrock.  I was in a hurry and didn't remember who posted it, and was too lazy to go back and look.
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Hognrock

Quote from: jdcatty on Nov 01, 2023, 07:33 PMSorry, Hognrock.  I was in a hurry and didn't remember who posted it, and was too lazy to go back and look.

Just giving you shit, JD. No worries man. Now I need to go find the clip of him with the IU golf coach doing a show. That's one of the good ones too.

jdcatty

I have a good friend who lives in Lubbock.  He played basketball for TCU in college, so he was well acquainted with Knight when Knight moved to Lubbock and coached for a few years.  Got to know him well. 

My friend loves to hunt and fish, and of course Knight was famous for fishing.  My friend found out Knight wanted to go turkey hunting, so he took Knight.  Lectured him on sitting still, being quiet, etc. Sure enough, a turkey came along and something spooked it maybe Knight.  My friend jumped up and ran over to knight screaming at him about keeping still and being a dumbass, etc.  He told me he couldn't keep it up for more than about 5 seconds before he started laughing.  Knight immediately caught on, and took it very well.  He really liked Knight.
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Doc Hogaday

Quote from: jdcatty on Nov 01, 2023, 06:53 PMI saw something on Twitter earlier that showed a video clip of him saying Michael Jordan was the best basketball player he had ever seen-- before he went pro.  I have read a lot about Knight, but never heard that before.


Leading up to the 1984 draft, whoever Portland's coach was consulted Knight about the 2nd pick they held in the draft. Hakeem was obviously going first, and Knight told him Portland should draft Jordan. The Portland coach responded "but we need a center."

Knight said "then draft Michael Jordan and play him at center."

Legend.
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jdcatty

Quote from: Doc Hogaday on Nov 01, 2023, 07:47 PMLeading up to the 1984 draft, whoever Portland's coach was consulted Knight about the 2nd pick they held in the draft. Hakeem was obviously going first, and Knight told him Portland should draft Jordan. The Portland coach responded "but we need a center."

Knight said "then draft Michael Jordan and play him at center."

Legend.


That is legendary stuff.  The man knew basketball.
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Guardrail

OMG can you imagine if he were coaching today? They'd have to have safe spaces and counseling sessions to deal with how much of a meanie he was and how he hurt feelings.
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Barton Fink

I would pay good money to have the video/audio of Knight going off on little Wally.

DirkPiggler

Has Wally written his "enjoy Hell motherfucker" article on Knight yet, the way he did for Mickey Mantle after he died? 
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DRYANKNPULL

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I had forgotten Wally's deal with Knight. I now remember how he wrote some articles about it and would refer to him as the coach whose name he would not type. I know that Knight never gave a rat's ass that Wally wouldn't type his name and it made Wally look like a bitch 8th grader.

DirkPiggler

Quote from: DRYANKNPULL on Nov 02, 2023, 08:23 AMI had forgotten Wall's deal with Knight. I now remember how he wrote some articles about it and would refer to him as the coach whose name he would not type. I know that Knight never gave a rat's ass that Wally wouldn't type his name and it made Wally look like a bitch 8th grader.

Didn't Knight allude to fucking Wally's mom or something like that? 

I think Mantle stuffed Wally in a trash can or something while the little fella was a cub reporter covering the Yankees. 
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jdcatty

I loved to listen to Knight when he was on tv doing analysis for games.
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Barton Fink

Quote from: DirkPiggler on Nov 02, 2023, 08:28 AMDidn't Knight allude to fucking Wally's mom or something like that? 

I think Mantle stuffed Wally in a trash can or something while the little fella was a cub reporter covering the Yankees. 


Pretty sure he called Wally's mom a whore (among other things). At a banquet full of people nonetheless.


Mazeppa Pompazoidi

Quote from: DirkPiggler on Nov 02, 2023, 08:28 AMDidn't Knight allude to fucking Wally's mom or something like that?   

Knight called Wally a son of a bitch and Wally took that as an insult to his mother.

DirkPiggler

Quote from: Mazeppa Pompazoidi on Nov 02, 2023, 08:46 AMKnight called Wally a son of a bitch and Wally took that as an insult to his mother.

That's it.  I remember now. 

Don't ruin my image of The Mick stuffing Smally Balls in a trash can in the Yankee Stadium clubhouse.  Please. 
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DRYANKNPULL

Quote from: Mazeppa Pompazoidi on Nov 02, 2023, 08:46 AMKnight called Wally a son of a bitch and Wally took that as an insult to his mother.

That's right. Literally how a middle schooler would react to that comment.