Auburn Hate Week

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Quote from: Sus-Scrofa on Nov 07, 2023, 06:22 PMDid the woopig/hogville reaction to the van burning survive anywhere?
Still the greatest response in internet history.
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jdcatty

Apparently retarded member of the "fucking old people" crowd as defined by Swahili Steve.

obijuana

"Flaming Tiger Tales. A retrospection"

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I'm sorry Elvis......for all of it.

Thin Red Swine

Quote from: DirkPiggler on Nov 07, 2023, 01:18 PMAny list of SEC refs fucking us against Auburn has to include the 2010 game. 

Take away the obvious one from the league office and NCAA, of Cam Newton being magically reinstated after being declared ineligible earlier that week in spite of NCAA rules at the time stating that a player who had someone soliciting payments on his behalf was ineligible regardless of whether that player was aware of the solicitation.  That's more on the fucking mobster Slive, who didn't want to see the SEC lose its last unbeaten team that early.

Fucking number one...Auburn back Mario Fannin fumbles as he nears the goal line, recovered by the Hogs.  Official right next to the play tosses bean bag to signify fumble.  Not a single ref signaled TD...the first mention of a touchdown was when scumbag Penn Wagers turned his mike back on after announcing the play was under review to say "Oh, and the ruling on the field was a touchdown", knowing full well there would not be clear evidence to overturn it.

Fucking number two...Broderick Green fumble in the second half, which is picked up and returned for a TD.  Except the replay clearly showed Green's knee and shin were both down well before the ball came out.  This time it took the shitbird in the replay booth to bring the fucking to its climax by refusing to overturn a clearly incorrect call with indisputable evidence. 

Many say, "okay, that's two touchdowns.  You still lost by three TDs."  Yeah, but just maybe the offense changes a bit if we aren't down in the fourth quarter, and maybe Wilson doesn't throw two picks trying to force the ball while playing from behind.  Win that game and the SEC likely loses its spot in the BCS title game, but the best Arkansas team since the 1970s almost certainly wins the SEC championship at 11-1 plus a win in Atlanta over a mediocre South Carolina.

Fuck the SEC.  Fuck their refs.  Fuck the charred remains of Mike Slive roasting in hell.  Fuck Greg Sankey.  Fuck Penn Wagers in his gaping asshole with a rusty fence post.  Fuck that retard Cameron Newton and his scumbag fake preacher dad Cecil.  Fuck Gus.  And fuck you if you disagree with any of this.
Quote from: DirkPiggler on Nov 07, 2023, 01:18 PMAny list of SEC refs fucking us against Auburn has to include the 2010 game. 

Take away the obvious one from the league office and NCAA, of Cam Newton being magically reinstated after being declared ineligible earlier that week in spite of NCAA rules at the time stating that a player who had someone soliciting payments on his behalf was ineligible regardless of whether that player was aware of the solicitation.  That's more on the fucking mobster Slive, who didn't want to see the SEC lose its last unbeaten team that early.

Fucking number one...Auburn back Mario Fannin fumbles as he nears the goal line, recovered by the Hogs.  Official right next to the play tosses bean bag to signify fumble.  Not a single ref signaled TD...the first mention of a touchdown was when scumbag Penn Wagers turned his mike back on after announcing the play was under review to say "Oh, and the ruling on the field was a touchdown", knowing full well there would not be clear evidence to overturn it.

Fucking number two...Broderick Green fumble in the second half, which is picked up and returned for a TD.  Except the replay clearly showed Green's knee and shin were both down well before the ball came out.  This time it took the shitbird in the replay booth to bring the fucking to its climax by refusing to overturn a clearly incorrect call with indisputable evidence. 

Many say, "okay, that's two touchdowns.  You still lost by three TDs."  Yeah, but just maybe the offense changes a bit if we aren't down in the fourth quarter, and maybe Wilson doesn't throw two picks trying to force the ball while playing from behind.  Win that game and the SEC likely loses its spot in the BCS title game, but the best Arkansas team since the 1970s almost certainly wins the SEC championship at 11-1 plus a win in Atlanta over a mediocre South Carolina.

Fuck the SEC.  Fuck their refs.  Fuck the charred remains of Mike Slive roasting in hell.  Fuck Greg Sankey.  Fuck Penn Wagers in his gaping asshole with a rusty fence post.  Fuck that retard Cameron Newton and his scumbag fake preacher dad Cecil.  Fuck Gus.  And fuck you if you disagree with any of this.

With the pace of that game and lack of defense, BOTH of those atrocities could've realistically been 14 point swings. We might not have gone 99 yards after the Fannin fumble but Green's non-fumble was near midfield on a promising drive. So that's three scores for sure. 

Back to the premise of what it will be this year, we've been bent over three to one on their fumbles that weren't called to one of ours called that wasn't. 

So they need to even it up a little. It will probably be in the last minute with Rocket reaching inside the pylon, the ball pops loose when he hits the ground and the TD is reversed in the booth so we lose by 5.

jdcatty

Quote from: obijuana on Nov 07, 2023, 09:13 PM"Flaming Tiger Tales. A retrospection"

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Now that was funny.
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Third_down_draw

Quote from: Sus-Scrofa on Nov 07, 2023, 06:22 PMDid the woopig/hogville reaction to the van burning survive anywhere?

Flaming Tiger Tales - A Retrospective
on: October 18, 2005, 08:16:02 pm

At the recent Arkansas/Auburn football game in Fayetteville, Arkansas, an unfortunate event occured.  The van belonging to a loyal Auburn fan had its 10 foot tail burned to ashes by a 17 year old girl after the Auburn victory.  Such a blatant display of poor-sportsmanship and disregard for the property of others is certain to spark a reaction from the Arkansas fan community.  All fans, however, do not react the same.  With that in mind, I present to you the dueling offerings of the residents of Hogville and Woopig ...

For clarity, Hogville comments are in Blue and Woopig comments are in red ...

some loser Hog fans had torched the tiger tail ... hopefully justice will be served.

Thats awful.  But funny as aMm.

That's horrible.  Did you let them know that's not what Hog fans do?

Okay, I realize full well that the person who did that is one dirty sonofabitch, but if you drive around a JFBdamn painted-up van with a huge tail on it and then park it in hostile territory amongst drunks, you sort of have to put two and two together.

Totally classless!

Does Skip have a daughter?

I hope they catch whomever was responsible for that and prosecute them to the fullest extent of the law. Totally senseless.

Bring her to us and we'll spank her.

THat is absolutely horrible...Just when you think you cant get any more ashamed of being a hog fan.

I got to blame this one on Nutt

People can be so cruel

You're a complete fricking idiot and explaining how stupid you are is a waste.

Fans need to find ways to vent their frustration in more constructive ways!

Nah, frick them.

That is ridiculous.  What an embarrassing event for hog fans

I don't know what's more redneck, driving that thing around or torching it.

Have some class for gosh sakes!  Auburn fans are great people and are bringing their money to our game to have a good time.


go frick yourself.  And frick Auburn and their burned up van, too.

You start a collection to pay for the damage and I'll donate to it.

if you drive that thing into hostile territory on game day, you'd better expect some drunk asshole to vandalize it ...i say he's a dumbass. and i've got no sympathy for him.

That just plain stupid and classless.

the pictures are funny.

I'll give a few bucks as well. That's crap.

If you are dumb enough to put that much stuff on a van then you are just asking for it to be messed with.  Especially if you put a freakin tail on it.

I'm impressed.  That was a great looking van.  Too bad a classless act had to ruin it.

Why would anyone want a coral snake haning off the back of their van?

OMG I'm sick.

quit being a pussoire

That is why I love Hogville, because it has restored my faith in the Hog Nation after sitting next to too many Beavis and Buttheads at too many Razorback games.

I couldn't care less about some idiot's van.

i want to sincerely apologize for the actions of a very few induviduals.

Apparently, Skip torched it.

Put me down for a donation!

Wondering why they didnt torch the tiny tail sticking out of the cars trunk?

I'm gonna call Mr. Snyder later today and let him know we have this thread and people will donate

That aMm will buff out.

"Please know that this damage was not done by an Arkansas FAN,it was done by an Arkansas IDIOT. My Apologies Calvin N hogs of Hogville.net"

Cracker

If any part of you thought it was funny, you are an A$$ CLOWN!!  Enuff Said!!
I talked with Lee (the owner of the van) and the tail runs over 500 dollars and insurance doesn't cover it. The total damage to the van will be close to 5000 dollars.

$5000 my ass.

bigpig

Awesome. Please post this in crapola so we can keep a record of it for posterity.
Lurker since 2003. Member since 2004.

Doc Hogaday

I was at that game and a woopigga at the time, but I've slept since then. Where was the van when set ablaze?
Pants ironed and back for more

HogOfWar

Quote from: Doc Hogaday on Nov 08, 2023, 03:16 PMI was at that game and a woopigga at the time, but I've slept since then. Where was the van when set ablaze?

I think 2003. I remember seeing it drive pass me on the way to the game on 49/540.
The dildo of consequence, rarely arrives lubed.

buff2.0

"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Doc Hogaday

Quote from: buff2.0 on Nov 08, 2023, 04:00 PMhttps://x.com/hogflashbacks/status/1722334656324891083?s=46&t=DTGVKlgNTKh5Nq29PdZsdg

I was at this game. During the commercial break immediately preceding this play, Petrino's stadium AV guys were playing Thunderstruck. The next year, during commercial break, Jeff Long had the stadium AV guys holding a fan text vote for "Truck Yeah" or "Call Me Maybe" in a loss to Rutgers. Fucking Rutgers. COBI had 300 yards receiving, and we still lost. To fucking Rutgers.
Pants ironed and back for more

jdcatty

My goodness.  Just realized I don't think I have seen a reference to the Fred Talley game-- that was Auburn wasn't it?  I loved Fred Talley, He hit the hole so damned fast.
Apparently retarded member of the "fucking old people" crowd as defined by Swahili Steve.

Thin Red Swine

Quote from: Third_down_draw on Nov 08, 2023, 12:41 PMFlaming Tiger Tales - A Retrospective
on: October 18, 2005, 08:16:02 pm

At the recent Arkansas/Auburn football game in Fayetteville, Arkansas, an unfortunate event occured.  The van belonging to a loyal Auburn fan had its 10 foot tail burned to ashes by a 17 year old girl after the Auburn victory.  Such a blatant display of poor-sportsmanship and disregard for the property of others is certain to spark a reaction from the Arkansas fan community.  All fans, however, do not react the same.  With that in mind, I present to you the dueling offerings of the residents of Hogville and Woopig ...

For clarity, Hogville comments are in Blue and Woopig comments are in red ...

some loser Hog fans had torched the tiger tail ... hopefully justice will be served.

Thats awful.  But funny as aMm.

That's horrible.  Did you let them know that's not what Hog fans do?

Okay, I realize full well that the person who did that is one dirty sonofabitch, but if you drive around a JFBdamn painted-up van with a huge tail on it and then park it in hostile territory amongst drunks, you sort of have to put two and two together.

Totally classless!

Does Skip have a daughter?

I hope they catch whomever was responsible for that and prosecute them to the fullest extent of the law. Totally senseless.

Bring her to us and we'll spank her.

THat is absolutely horrible...Just when you think you cant get any more ashamed of being a hog fan.

I got to blame this one on Nutt

People can be so cruel

You're a complete fricking idiot and explaining how stupid you are is a waste.

Fans need to find ways to vent their frustration in more constructive ways!

Nah, frick them.

That is ridiculous.  What an embarrassing event for hog fans

I don't know what's more redneck, driving that thing around or torching it.

Have some class for gosh sakes!  Auburn fans are great people and are bringing their money to our game to have a good time.


go frick yourself.  And frick Auburn and their burned up van, too.

You start a collection to pay for the damage and I'll donate to it.

if you drive that thing into hostile territory on game day, you'd better expect some drunk asshole to vandalize it ...i say he's a dumbass. and i've got no sympathy for him.

That just plain stupid and classless.

the pictures are funny.

I'll give a few bucks as well. That's crap.

If you are dumb enough to put that much stuff on a van then you are just asking for it to be messed with.  Especially if you put a freakin tail on it.

I'm impressed.  That was a great looking van.  Too bad a classless act had to ruin it.

Why would anyone want a coral snake haning off the back of their van?

OMG I'm sick.

quit being a pussoire

That is why I love Hogville, because it has restored my faith in the Hog Nation after sitting next to too many Beavis and Buttheads at too many Razorback games.

I couldn't care less about some idiot's van.

i want to sincerely apologize for the actions of a very few induviduals.

Apparently, Skip torched it.

Put me down for a donation!

Wondering why they didnt torch the tiny tail sticking out of the cars trunk?

I'm gonna call Mr. Snyder later today and let him know we have this thread and people will donate

That aMm will buff out.

"Please know that this damage was not done by an Arkansas FAN,it was done by an Arkansas IDIOT. My Apologies Calvin N hogs of Hogville.net"

Cracker

If any part of you thought it was funny, you are an A$$ CLOWN!!  Enuff Said!!
I talked with Lee (the owner of the van) and the tail runs over 500 dollars and insurance doesn't cover it. The total damage to the van will be close to 5000 dollars.

$5000 my ass.

That even has the old censored words. 

It's as glorious as Holly Rowe's FUPA.

buff2.0

That van was shitting quite a tail
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

buff2.0

While we're reminiscing, where's Helio Ocean guy?
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Sus-Scrofa

Quote from: Thin Red Swine on Nov 08, 2023, 08:03 PMThat even has the old censored words. 



My brain is still trained to just auto translate all of those.


TheOtherWhiteMeat

Quote from: jdcatty on Nov 08, 2023, 06:30 PMMy goodness.  Just realized I don't think I have seen a reference to the Fred Talley game-- that was Auburn wasn't it?  I loved Fred Talley, He hit the hole so damned fast.

I was just getting ready to bring that up. Can't believe it took 2 pages before his name comes up.

Thin Red Swine

Quote from: TheOtherWhiteMeat on Nov 08, 2023, 08:59 PMI was just getting ready to bring that up. Can't believe it took 2 pages before his name comes up.

You only thought of it because he just ran by your house.

Third_down_draw

Quote from: TheOtherWhiteMeat on Nov 08, 2023, 08:59 PMI was just getting ready to bring that up. Can't believe it took 2 pages before his name comes up.

He's no Kenny Irons