Auburn Hate Week

[jdcatty]

Why not?  Let's do this. This is to get your blood boiling a little:

https://x.com/rogshack6110/status/1721915126477947271?

[rzrbkfan69]

The no fumble call from two years ago.You cannot view this attachment.

[buff2.0]

What's it going to be this year?

We run the ball into the end zone and toss it to the ref to celebrate, ref moves out of the way and then calls it a fumble, touchback, and Auburn ball? 

We force a fumble, scoop and score, and they tell us they blew the play dead for forward progress?

We force a fumble on our 1-yard line, scoop and run it back 99 yards for a TD, and then they review it and call it a touchdown despite neither the runner or ball crossing that 1 yard line?

KJ breaks a shoulder getting slammed into the ground 3 seconds after throwing the ball?

Little's game-winner appears go to between the uprights, is ruled a miss?

Interception somehow gets called as defensive PI? 

The possibilities are endless.  Fuck you, SEC.

[Lurk]

What's it going to be this year?

We run the ball into the end zone and toss it to the ref to celebrate, ref moves out of the way and then calls it a fumble, touchback, and Auburn ball? 

We force a fumble, scoop and score, and they tell us they blew the play dead for forward progress?

We force a fumble on our 1-yard line, scoop and run it back 99 yards for a TD, and then they review it and call it a touchdown despite neither the runner or ball crossing that 1 yard line?

KJ breaks a shoulder getting slammed into the ground 3 seconds after throwing the ball?

Little's game-winner appears go to between the uprights, is ruled a miss?

Interception somehow gets called as defensive PI? 

The possibilities are endless.  Fuck you, SEC.

Well, this was certainly enough to accomplish jdc's goal in the OP. Damn, I hate these cheating bastards.

[jdcatty]

I fully expect us to get fucked by the officials in some way, even at home.  Hopefully it won't make any difference.

[DirkPiggler]

Any list of SEC refs fucking us against Auburn has to include the 2010 game. 

Take away the obvious one from the league office and NCAA, of Cam Newton being magically reinstated after being declared ineligible earlier that week in spite of NCAA rules at the time stating that a player who had someone soliciting payments on his behalf was ineligible regardless of whether that player was aware of the solicitation.  That's more on the fucking mobster Slive, who didn't want to see the SEC lose its last unbeaten team that early.

Fucking number one...Auburn back Mario Fannin fumbles as he nears the goal line, recovered by the Hogs.  Official right next to the play tosses bean bag to signify fumble.  Not a single ref signaled TD...the first mention of a touchdown was when scumbag Penn Wagers turned his mike back on after announcing the play was under review to say "Oh, and the ruling on the field was a touchdown", knowing full well there would not be clear evidence to overturn it.

Fucking number two...Broderick Green fumble in the second half, which is picked up and returned for a TD.  Except the replay clearly showed Green's knee and shin were both down well before the ball came out.  This time it took the shitbird in the replay booth to bring the fucking to its climax by refusing to overturn a clearly incorrect call with indisputable evidence. 

Many say, "okay, that's two touchdowns.  You still lost by three TDs."  Yeah, but just maybe the offense changes a bit if we aren't down in the fourth quarter, and maybe Wilson doesn't throw two picks trying to force the ball while playing from behind.  Win that game and the SEC likely loses its spot in the BCS title game, but the best Arkansas team since the 1970s almost certainly wins the SEC championship at 11-1 plus a win in Atlanta over a mediocre South Carolina.

Fuck the SEC.  Fuck their refs.  Fuck the charred remains of Mike Slive roasting in hell.  Fuck Greg Sankey.  Fuck Penn Wagers in his gaping asshole with a rusty fence post.  Fuck that retard Cameron Newton and his scumbag fake preacher dad Cecil.  Fuck Gus.  And fuck you if you disagree with any of this.

[bigpig]

Win that game and the SEC likely loses its spot in the BCS title game, but the best Arkansas team since the 1970s almost certainly wins the SEC championship at 11-1 plus a win in Atlanta over a mediocre South Carolina.

I would argue a 12-1 Arkansas possibly sneaks into the BCS title game, on account of the SEC's reputation being so strong at the time.

[buff2.0]

I was going to suggest we fuck Wagers with a saguaro cactus.  The whole thing, we just keep shoving it in until his soul leaves his body.

[DirkPiggler]

I would argue a 12-1 Arkansas possibly sneaks into the BCS title game, on account of the SEC's reputation being so strong at the time.

It's certainly possible.  They may have had a hard time leaving out a 12-0 TCU, but maybe we jump them at 12-1.

The SEC mafia wasn't willing to take that chance.  The fix was in to preserve the sure thing.

[DirkPiggler]

I was going to suggest we fuck Wagers with a saguaro cactus.  The whole thing, we just keep shoving it in until his soul leaves his body.

Can you get tetanus from a cactus?  What about AIDS?

[The Whyte Boar]

Any list of SEC refs fucking us against Auburn has to include the 2010 game. 

Take away the obvious one from the league office and NCAA, of Cam Newton being magically reinstated after being declared ineligible earlier that week in spite of NCAA rules at the time stating that a player who had someone soliciting payments on his behalf was ineligible regardless of whether that player was aware of the solicitation.  That's more on the fucking mobster Slive, who didn't want to see the SEC lose its last unbeaten team that early.

Fucking number one...Auburn back Mario Fannin fumbles as he nears the goal line, recovered by the Hogs.  Official right next to the play tosses bean bag to signify fumble.  Not a single ref signaled TD...the first mention of a touchdown was when scumbag Penn Wagers turned his mike back on after announcing the play was under review to say "Oh, and the ruling on the field was a touchdown", knowing full well there would not be clear evidence to overturn it.

Fucking number two...Broderick Green fumble in the second half, which is picked up and returned for a TD.  Except the replay clearly showed Green's knee and shin were both down well before the ball came out.  This time it took the shitbird in the replay booth to bring the fucking to its climax by refusing to overturn a clearly incorrect call with indisputable evidence. 

Many say, "okay, that's two touchdowns.  You still lost by three TDs."  Yeah, but just maybe the offense changes a bit if we aren't down in the fourth quarter, and maybe Wilson doesn't throw two picks trying to force the ball while playing from behind.  Win that game and the SEC likely loses its spot in the BCS title game, but the best Arkansas team since the 1970s almost certainly wins the SEC championship at 11-1 plus a win in Atlanta over a mediocre South Carolina.

Fuck the SEC.  Fuck their refs.  Fuck the charred remains of Mike Slive roasting in hell.  Fuck Greg Sankey.  Fuck Penn Wagers in his gaping asshole with a rusty fence post.  Fuck that retard Cameron Newton and his scumbag fake preacher dad Cecil.  Fuck Gus.  And fuck you if you disagree with any of this.

Don't forget the dirty play that put Mallett out.

[Son of Spam]

Don't forget the dirty play that put Mallett out.

And all the fake injuries.

[Lurk]

Can you get tetanus from a cactus?  What about AIDS?

Do the mri and buttplug thing on him to make sure.

[Hogworth Ballington III]

Little's game-winner appears go to between the uprights, is ruled a miss?

Too high

[SwahiliSteve]

I fully expect for a ref to take a shit on the field.

[Show-Me Hog]

Too high

I was arguing with someone recently who swore that if a FG is so high that it goes above the highest point of the goalpost, it's no good.

I can't remember who it was. An idiot for sure, and I think a chick at a watch party.

[The Whyte Boar]

I was arguing with someone recently who swore that if a FG is so high that it goes above the highest point of the goalpost, it's no good.

I can't remember who it was. An idiot for sure, and I think a chick at a watch party.

I'm sure that's in the SEC rulebook if you're playing Bama.

[Hogworth Ballington III]

I was arguing with someone recently who swore that if a FG is so high that it goes above the highest point of the goalpost, it's no good.

I can't remember who it was. An idiot for sure, and I think a chick at a watch party.

I was pulling from a classic sports movie

[Hizog]

It's undeniable that Auburn receives preferential treatment. In the era of video reviews, these game changing decisions NEVER happen in Arkansas' favor. If I'm wrong, someone please correct me.

The fact that there are all of these examples of Auburn benefiting against Arkansas alone is bad enough, but it happens against other teams also. A week or two before the Nix fumble against us, Auburn was gifted another incorrect video review against Ole Miss that likely won that game for Auburn.

Cam Newton, Bruce Pearl, Hugh Freeze. There's not a dirtier program in the country.

[Sus-Scrofa]

Did the woopig/hogville reaction to the van burning survive anywhere?