The Razorback Softball Thread

Started by buff2.0, Nov 08, 2023, 07:57 PM

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Thin Red Swine

Quote from: buff2.0 on May 28, 2026, 11:17 PM127 pitches and counting. She'd wear you out and then rip your pecker off before bludgeoning you to death with it.

After she bludgeons this leadoff walk-off bomb with it. Because I of course will have to die AFTER just a little more misery.

Guardrail

That lesbian grandma coach looks like she'd be a bitch
The same people demanding everyone embrace your beliefs, have zero tolerance and condemn another for embracing theirs.  Oh, the irony.

Guardrail

The same people demanding everyone embrace your beliefs, have zero tolerance and condemn another for embracing theirs.  Oh, the irony.

BleedinRed

Fuck.  Bad feeling incoming. 

Thin Red Swine


BleedinRed

Well, as expected.  Arkansas being Arkansas.  

DrMongoose

Check your damn blood pressure!

"They've got to do a better job preparing our young men and putting them in positions to be succesful." - Hunter Yurachek 9/15/25

Show-Me Hog


Cornhogio

ESPN dude is nuttin' hisself.
Harris - Mamdani 2028!

buff2.0

"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

BleedinRed

Quote from: buff2.0 on May 28, 2026, 11:29 PMI'm not in the mood.
I have a headache. And I'm tired.  

Thin Red Swine

And we now have to face UCLA to avoid elimination. 

Barton Fink


DrMongoose

Why isn't the Nolan statue done? We're fricked like this until it is.
Check your damn blood pressure!

"They've got to do a better job preparing our young men and putting them in positions to be succesful." - Hunter Yurachek 9/15/25

Thin Red Swine

Late in the game, we hit dribblers in the infield. They ripped shots all over. Even their outs were loud.


buff2.0

Quote from: Barton Fink on May 28, 2026, 11:32 PMCurse lives

I'm starting to think it all goes deeper than just a Nolan statue.

Did we murder a voodoo queen, desecrate her corpse, bury it in Fayetteville upside down with the Book of Mormon crammed into the asshole, and then build the athletic complex on top of it?
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Thin Red Swine

Another thought. First base open with two outs and the winning run already at second, maybe you don't pitch to their cleanup hitter.

Loma

We CAN play with the best pitcher in the country.


Gambler

As soon as they put that 0-9 graphic up, I knew it was ballgame.

Feral

Proud of our ladies.

Going into OKC, I thought we'd be in "just happy to be here" mode after finally breaking through the CWS glass ceiling and get bounced with ease, but they fought their tails off against arguably the best pitcher in the country.