The Razorback Softball Thread

Started by buff2.0, Nov 08, 2023, 07:57 PM

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Thin Red Swine

I'm not liking the way this one is going at all.


Son of Spam

Quote from: Thin Red Swine on May 17, 2025, 01:18 PMI'm not liking the way this one is going at all.


You knew when our third baseman lost that foul in the sun that a  hit was coming up.
Well, shit...

buff2.0

"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Feral

1-1 with 2 outs in the top of the 4th. Our 3rd baseman — who inexplicably isn't wearing sunglasses — loses a gimme foul ball in the sun which should have ends the half inning. 

Next pitch is ripped by OSU for an RBI double, and the next batter hits an RBI triple. Now 3-1.

We can't have nice things in any sport.

And why in the hell would a position player NOT wear shades on a day like this?

Thin Red Swine

Not a huge fan of playing the outfield in with two outs unless there is a runner at second rather than third, slap hitter at the plate or not.

buff2.0

Quote from: Feral on May 17, 2025, 01:23 PMWe can't have nice things in any sport.
 

Fuck it, I'm gonna bleed this into the softball thread now.  We can't expect championships in the big 3 sports (now the big 4 since we're adding ladyballs to it) until we build a statue to honor the one championship coach we have had in my freaking lifetime.

It's not a hard curse to lift, as long as the boomers in charge are able to build Nolan a statue without trying to build one for Eddie Sutton as well.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Thin Red Swine

Quote from: buff2.0 on May 17, 2025, 01:28 PMFuck it, I'm gonna bleed this into the softball thread now.  We can't expect championships in the big 3 sports (now the big 4 since we're adding ladyballs to it) until we build a statue to honor the one championship coach we have had in my freaking lifetime.

It's not a hard curse to lift, as long as the boomers in charge are able to build Nolan a statue without trying to build one for Eddie Sutton as well.

Eddie's should be a vodka fountain.

Feral

Ladybacks doing their best Omahogs impersonation with the number of runners stranded.

buff2.0

Quote from: Thin Red Swine on May 17, 2025, 01:30 PMEddie's should be a vodka fountain.

Not even Tito's.  Use Burnett's.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Thin Red Swine

Welp, it's looking like we're gonna have to win three more games.

HOGSRUNWILD

All of our programs are fucking charmin fucking soft

Son of Spam

Quote from: HOGSRUNWILD on May 17, 2025, 01:41 PMAll of our programs are fucking charmin fucking soft
TRACK is where it's at!
Well, shit...

Thin Red Swine

Losing a pop-up in the sun. Not surviving the ground on a diving catch. Sloppy passed ball to let another runner get into scoring position.


Son of Spam

I hope this isn't a preview of our baseball game today.
Well, shit...

Cornhogio

Never squat with your spurs on!

buff2.0

It's so bad the other team actually didn't walk Bri
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

buff2.0

Rijo got a solo HR in the 6th to cut the lead to 5-2.  They have 5 runs on 6 hits.  We have 2 on 6.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

buff2.0

Tying run at the plate with 1 out
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Thin Red Swine


buff2.0

Tying run on 3rd now after Day's 2 RBI triple
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."