The Razorback Softball Thread

Started by buff2.0, Nov 08, 2023, 07:57 PM

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buff2.0

Elise Sokolsky from Rogers, AR is pitching for Oregon.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

buff2.0

Damn these Oregon chicks are fast
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Thin Red Swine

Quote from: buff2.0 on May 30, 2025, 10:24 PMDamn these Oregon chicks are fast

And they like to get dirty.  >:D

buff2.0

I mean, I know there was an overthrow at first, but that girl bunted for a triple.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Thin Red Swine

Quote from: buff2.0 on May 30, 2025, 10:29 PMI mean, I know there was an overthrow at first, but that girl bunted for a triple.

Did the third butchman throw it or was it the catcher? I was watching baseball too.

buff2.0

3B. I think that was her third error on the night.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

DrMongoose

Quote from: buff2.0 on May 30, 2025, 10:18 PMElise Sokolsky from Rogers, AR is pitching for Oregon.

Played at Bentonville West per her bio.
Check your damn blood pressure!

"They've got to do a better job preparing our young men and putting them in positions to be succesful." - Hunter Yurachek 9/15/25

Thin Red Swine

Wow, I just watched the end of that game. Walk off walk for the Ducks in the 10th.

Oregon didn't really earn it, but then again neither did Ole Miss.



buff2.0

Texas solo homer in the bottom 5th to take a 3-2 lead over OU
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Hogfan58

Can I hope that the OU-Texas game goes a zillion innings without a winner?
I need help and I know it.

Hogfan58

Quote from: buff2.0 on May 31, 2025, 04:00 PMTexas solo homer in the bottom 5th to take a 3-2 lead over OU

Damnit
I need help and I know it.

Thin Red Swine

Quote from: Hogfan58 on May 31, 2025, 04:04 PMDamnit

Not sure I agree.

It's very tough but I'm really tired of Oklahoma winning every year.

buff2.0

Quote from: Thin Red Swine on May 31, 2025, 04:10 PMNot sure I agree.

It's very tough but I'm really tired of Oklahoma winning every year.

I get it.  OU is already built to be stronger next season.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

buff2.0

OU's pitcher is tired.  That's another solo shot for Texas.  4-2, bottom 6th.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Thin Red Swine

Quote from: buff2.0 on May 31, 2025, 04:24 PMOU's pitcher is tired.  That's another solo shot for Texas.  4-2, bottom 6th.

I'd let her rest her head on my lap.

Hogfan58

Quote from: Thin Red Swine on May 31, 2025, 04:10 PMNot sure I agree.

It's very tough but I'm really tired of Oklahoma winning every year.

Never want Texas to win anything...ever.
I need help and I know it.

buff2.0

No Sooner magic today.  Some chickens about to get sacrificed.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

buff2.0

Shit, did they say that pitcher's grandma passed away this morning?  Unreal performance considering that.  Brett Favre-ish.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

DrMongoose

Check your damn blood pressure!

"They've got to do a better job preparing our young men and putting them in positions to be succesful." - Hunter Yurachek 9/15/25