Portal 2023-24

[pigtacular]

Indignant, affronted, yet incongruously intrigued, I ponder this response: individually, a series of black letters upon a background of purest white, innocuous in their solitude, yet capable--assembled as they are--of inducing umbrage to the point of necessitating the hastiest of ripostes rejecting this scurrilous balderdash.

Hear, hear!!!

[animal]

Except I believe, from third hand observation, that he has a lot more game than Petrino. I'm talking about offense, but not football.

Petrino was born about 15 years too soon if that's what you mean.

[BASS]

Indignant, affronted, yet incongruously intrigued, I ponder this response: individually, a series of black letters upon a background of purest white, innocuous in their solitude, yet capable--assembled as they are--of inducing umbrage to the point of necessitating the hastiest of ripostes rejecting this scurrilous balderdash.

Holy shit, that's worth the monthly dues right there

[Show-Me Hog]

Excluding Kiffin's first year for fairness, he lost to:

Arkansas in 2023.

Did we pick up a forfeit W like we used to against Alabama?

[Show-Me Hog]

Petrino was born about 15 years too soon if that's what you mean.

The importance of age decreases in direct proportion to the $$$ in a man's bank account. Call $$$ a tie between Lane and Bobby. The other factors that some chicks consider are looks and as the kids are calling it today, rizz. Looks, I have no reason to assess either man, being straight.

Rizz, I assume Lane wins, of the "laid back cool" variety.

[Lurk]

Indignant, affronted, yet incongruously intrigued, I ponder this response: individually, a series of black letters upon a background of purest white, innocuous in their solitude, yet capable--assembled as they are--of inducing umbrage to the point of necessitating the hastiest of ripostes rejecting this scurrilous balderdash.

Evidently Mr. FNG is an educated man, now I really hate him.

[FNG]

Evidently Mr. FNG is an educated man, now I really hate him.

Durn right! Made it all the way to 8th grade before the Comanches made off with the schoolmarm and torched the building.

[hit_that_line]

It's clear now we're getting absolutely worked in the portal. Kansas State DE commits to Pitt lol.

[Guardrail]

E'rry body else got good credit and can afford that HD2500 Denali. We got a 530 and can barely afford a 2015 Hyundai

[animal]

Lets look at it like this too.

We have a staff/coach that came out and told anyone who would listen that it's not their fault we suck balls. We cannot buy players as good as the other programs can for lack of NIL money. Also we don't poach other teams players because #integrity. We are keeping so many of these players largely because they know they have no place to go not because they are committed to being developed and want to made into born again hard eat the boogers out of a dead man type of players. In the prior couple years we had a number of guys that never found a landing spot, some had to go down to scrub leagues. Very few made upgrade or lateral moves. Certainly you need NIL in the bag these days but I think if all you have to sell is a payday then we aren't doing something right.

[BleedinRed]

Evidently Mr. FNG is an educated man, now I really hate him.

Nice.  Wonder how many this flew over. 

[BASS]

Nice.  Wonder how many this flew over.

I was trying to think of something witty to reply with and got nothing

[piglosopher]

Nice.  Wonder how many this flew over.

Ain't no daisy at all.

[DirkPiggler]

Did we pick up a forfeit W like we used to against Alabama?

2022. 

[DrMongoose]

Indignant, affronted, yet incongruously intrigued, I ponder this response: individually, a series of black letters upon a background of purest white, innocuous in their solitude, yet capable--assembled as they are--of inducing umbrage to the point of necessitating the hastiest of ripostes rejecting this scurrilous balderdash.

Good lord man, are you trying to be king of Oxford or the chancellor of Ole Miss?

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[animal]

Juice Wells to Ole Miss...they gonna win the Super Bowl too

Matthew Shipley from Hawaii, kicker to replace Little. We also figure on having Veto compete for the job I'd think but he's more of a kickoff specialist.

[hit_that_line]

Ole Miss will be the hype team heading into next year. I'm souring on Hunter's ass quickly.

[wmr]

Maybe Ole Miss has a program that isn't led by retards.

I wonder what that is like...

They probably take their recruits out to dine somewhere nice and try to convey a vibe of success.  We've forever taken ours to a place called Catfish Hole, rather than any of the 25 better restaurants in Fayetteville.

Shit like that.  For whatever unknown fucking reason, we've forever had leadership that never misses an opportunity to portray our program as poor, backwoods, stupid, etc.  It's like nobody even understands how marketing works.  Not a single surprise that they have no idea how to play the NIL game, in spite of being located in a metro with a lot of wealth and plenty of people who care about sports. 

I don't know how you even hire Sam Pittman in the first place, let alone give him a huge contract with a buyout.  It wouldn't have been any worse if we were failing on purpose.  After Chad Morris, and now Pittman, I fully understand why we probably have donors sitting on the sidelines for now.

Show some measure of competence and care.  Jesus.

[Texzilla]

Here yo-yos probably still invite fucking creepy tulsahawg to perv on the recruits.  Recruits some of who will be making 6 figures in college and would like to see some class.  They probably take them to some hillbilly jamboree and a whittlin exhibition. 

[piglosopher]

Don't forget our "media" and "journalism" folks. Really helps round out the yokel impression we're going for.

Let's get grit in front of every recruit on campus why don't we.