Hogs vs Ole Miss—-Baseball

[Son of Spam]

Your Arkansas Razorbacks take on the Blackrebelbearsharts (or whatever they are calling themselves these days) for a three game series starting tomorrow at 6:00 on the SECN. Then again on Friday at 6:30 on SECN+ and again on Saturday at 2:00 on SECN+. We need to sweep these blue pastel wearing, bowl cut dick heads. And, as usual, GO HOGS. And now, your Bob Uecker quote for the game...

I had slumps that lasted into the winter.
Bob Uecker

[Feral]

"I won Minor League Player of the Year, but it was my 2nd year in the Majors."

- Bob Uecker

[Hognrock]

For the record, Fuck Ole Piss. I lived in Southaven for almost 8 unbearable years. Those polo cologne wearing, lifted truck with mud tires that haven't been off of pavement driving, think their shit don't stink cocksuckers can choke on a bag of barbed wire wrapped dicks.

I don't care for them to say the least.

[Zoso]

Everytime I get a parking spot in front I still say "Must be in the front roooow"

https://youtu.be/Sp4RIITcOt0?si=h3D6WbQG0_DFJDRF

[Son of Spam]

OM lost to Memphis the other day. They suck this year, so it should be a close game. Not that we suck, but being number 1, everyone is out to get you and always play their best games against you.

[Son of Spam]

Top of the first. Hagan Smith on the mound.

Hill leads off. Goes down swinging.

Fischer lines back to Smith. Smith ducks and catches it. 2 away.

Lege goes down swinging on three pitches.

0-0 mid first.

[Sus-Scrofa]

Damn!

[Son of Spam]

Damn!

Glad he caught that or it would have taken his head off.

[Son of Spam]

Bottom of the first. Maddox (no not that one) on the mound d.

Stovall leads off. Lines a single to center. 1 on.

McLaughlin flies out to the track in right. Stovall holds. 1 away.

Aloy grounds into a 6-4-3 DP.

0-0 after 1.

[Son of Spam]

Top of the second.

Ross goes down swinging.

Groff walks. 1 on.

Hughes is HBP. Runners at first and second.

Lyons goes down on a check swing.

Utermark goes down looking.

Old Piss strands 2. 0-0 mid second.

[Son of Spam]

Bottom of the second.

Diggs leads off. Grounds out to second. 1 away.

J SLott goes down swinging. 2 away.

Lovich goes down swinging.

0-0 after 2.

[Feral]

SECN graphics guy just had Sandlot at 6-0, 295 lbs.

Worth a look at DL in fall camp.

[Son of Spam]

Top of the third. It looks like it is going to be one of those games...

First up grounds out to short. 1 away.

Hill singles on a high hopper to third. 1 on.

Fischer lines a single to right. Runners at first and second.

Lege bunts a single. Bases loaded, 1 out.

Ross walks. Run scores. 1-0 Old Piss.

Groff flies out to the track in left. Run scores. Runners at second and third, 2 outs. 2-0.

Hughes grounds out 3-1.

OM leads 2-0 mid 3.

[Sus-Scrofa]

Uh oh

[Son of Spam]

Bottom of the third.

White leads off. Grounds out to short. 1 away.

Souza lines a singles to center.

Wilmsmeyer grounds out to third. Runner moves to second, 2 away.

Stovall grounds out to second.

2-0 OM after 3.

[Son of Spam]

Top of the fourth.

Lyons leads off. Singles to left center.

Utermark goes down swinging.

Randall runs the count full. Goes down swinging.

Hill walks. Runners at first and second, 2 outs.

Fischer goes down on a check swing.

OM leads 2-0 mid 4.

[Son of Spam]

Bottom of the fourth.

McLaughlin leads off. Grounds out to second. Maybe Maddox IS that guy. 1 away.

Aloy singles to center.

Diggs walks. Runners at first and second, 1 out.

J SLott takes a ball that gets by the catcher. Runners advance. Second and third, 1 out. 2#0 count on SLott. Grounds a high hopper to third. The throw goes to first for the out. Run scores. 2-1.

Lovich grounds out to third.

2-1 OM after 4.

[Son of Spam]

Top of the fifth. 82 pitches for Smith through 4.

Lege leads off. Goes down swinging.

Ross fouls out in left. 2 away.

Groff fouls out to White. Whine the plate.

2-1 OM mid 5.

[Son of Spam]

Bottom of the fifth.

White leads off. Grounds out to third. 1 away.

Souza singles to the second baseman playing nearly in right field.. Close play at first. Under review. Ruled out after review. 2 away.

Wilmsmeyer grounds out to third.

2-1 OM after 5.

[Bogey7]

I hate that Hagan has thrown way too many pitches through 5 innings.
I hate ole miss more and hope the whole team ends up hurt and bianco gets aids, hiv, ebola, covid and a little bit of ass cancer. Fuck these motherfuckers!