The Search for Calipari Thread

[BleedinRed]

I've got it on good authority that the Muss family was upset by how quick Arkansas fans turned on a coach who was coaching shitty and also how quick those same fans turned on shitty players who were sucking each others dicks.  

Keep this here.  My source isn't legit.  

[buff2.0]

Or just players sucking each others' shitty dicks

[animal]

I don't have a problem with Tang. He's a bit old for a guy with only two years as a head coach but he was at Baylor and I reckon the right hand man down there for a long time. I think he'd be good for us knowing the ground in Texas...but I would consider him a solid #2 option if Beard is truly on the table.

I can't imagine HY is going to let this go unanswered. I figure we are going to be throwing haymakers.

[jdcatty]

No telling what kind of raise Beard will get from this at Ole Miss.

My sources are telling me it's Darrell Walker. Keep this here.

My UALR fan friends would be delighted if we hired Walker.  They hate him.

[Trigger7672]

Beard would be an upgrade from Muss. Tang and Wade would be downgrades.

[animal]

make Mike Budenholzer say no

[obijuana]

I fear another "Yes Sirrrrr!" moment upcoming.

[Bogey7]

Pittman is gonna coach basketball too?

[obijuana]

Pittman is gonna coach basketball too?

Well, no. I see HY swinging and missing all the way down to some yokel like Lassotits, just to save money. 

[Trigger7672]

https://twitter.com/tiptonedits/status/1776044626035810365?s=42

[hit_that_line]

Beard will be announced tomorrow.

[red death]

Chris Beard is going to rebuild this program into a national championship contender. 

This is a great time to be a Razorback fan. 

Also a giant cock showing to Ole Miss and the nation that we are a premier basketball program.

We are back!

[Trigger7672]

Beard will be announced tomorrow.

[Carpe DeHam]

https://twitter.com/tiptonedits/status/1776044626035810365?s=42

Fuck him too.

[Piggielicious]

Beard will be announced tomorrow.

You forgot -Porkatarian out...

[BleedinRed]

Fuck everybody associated with Mussleman.  I'm glad he is gone but how he did it.  Fuck that guy.  

[BleedinRed]

Fuck him too.

Yesiiiiir!

[hit_that_line]

Fuck everybody associated with Mussleman.  I'm glad he is gone but how he did it.  Fuck that guy. 

Looking to get out before the season even started. Tried to leave after every season. He's a shitbird.

[Show-Me Hog]

https://twitter.com/tiptonedits/status/1776044626035810365?s=42

Can you just flip around like that? Don't you sign anything when you transfer? A commitment? A contract? Anything? Is there at least a buyout or a draft pick to be named later?

This portal thing is the shits.

[red death]

We don't want that Yankee ass honkey. 

Get everything associated with the former shithead out of here. 

He was probably just coming for the gang bang.