The Search for Calipari Thread

Started by Barton Fink, Mar 31, 2024, 04:14 PM

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SwahiliSteve

Quote from: TC on Apr 04, 2024, 05:29 PMAltman wouldn't be on the long list for head janitor at UA if I'm making decisions.

at least he's made the tournament 7 years in a row
Yep. I'm not trying to be a dick about it. It could have lived. It didn't. Not by my choice. -Elvis


Gambler

I thought Will Wade couldn't coach in the SEC for a while.

jdcatty

Is Will Wade really that good of a coach?  I really don't know.
Apparently retarded member of the "fucking old people" crowd as defined by Swahili Steve.

hit_that_line

Quote from: TC on Apr 04, 2024, 04:53 PMYou should stand on a bonfire.
I'll stand over your lifeless body after I rip your head off and shit down your esophagus.

buff2.0

Will Wade is a punchable motherfucker but I'd be ok with him being OUR punchable motherfucker.

I would love to be wrong about Beard.  If HY has been keeping the bait in front of him this whole time then that's a winning move.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."


Sus-Scrofa


buff2.0

The fact that we haven't named a new coach yet has to mean that it's someone still coaching.  I bet it's Dan Hurley.

/s
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

flash23

Surely we can get a plane off the ground for him.


flash23


Corn Pop

FWIW, my source who told me that there were two large donors who told HY that he shouldn't have given Pittman the early extension and to not come asking them to write a big check if he wanted to fire Pittman, told me today that Beard will likely be our new coach and that it will likely happen soon. We shall see.
I really don't care, Margaret.

BleedinRed

First, fuck Mussleman.  What a slimy way to leave a program.  Fucking piece of shit.  

Second, I said months ago that I'd take Beard over Muss straight up.   If we get Beard then I'll be happy.

Third, we ain't getting beard.  

buff2.0

Chris Beard would cut down some nets here.  No, I'm not crazy or anything.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Pig Benis

Quote from: BleedinRed on Apr 04, 2024, 06:44 PMFirst, fuck Mussleman.  What a slimy way to leave a program.  Fucking piece of shit. 

Second, I said months ago that I'd take Beard over Muss straight up.   If we get Beard then I'll be happy.

Third, we ain't getting beard. 

This is correct.
The Lord wants you to put your foot on their balls and believe in it. 'Cuz that's what wins football games. Not jumping offsides like a bunch of wimps and faggots. I don't care what those pinkos over in Russia say. You want to be a loser? You go live in Russia. I'm a winner. I'm an American.

Spiderham

Tang?  We aren't going to the moon!
Oak Grove in the house.

flash23

Tang would be a bummer. He just seems like a goofy dude.

Beard as a coach is a home run hire if he can stay planted long enough.

Pighair

No telling what kind of raise Beard will get from this at Ole Miss.

My sources are telling me it's Darrell Walker. Keep this here.

mde114

Quote from: Pighair on Apr 04, 2024, 07:09 PMNo telling what kind of raise Beard will get from this at Ole Miss.

My sources are telling me it's Darrell Walker. Keep this here.

I don't think you're serious about Walker, but you're probably closer to correct.