The Search for Calipari Thread

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Show-Me Hog

Quote from: Hogfan58 on Apr 05, 2024, 07:14 AMYou know that if we and USC make the tourney next year, we will be matched up in the 1st round or the 2nd if we both win in the 1st. 

USC in the 1st our traditional matchup with North Carolina in the 2nd.

Pig Benis

The Lord wants you to put your foot on their balls and believe in it. 'Cuz that's what wins football games. Not jumping offsides like a bunch of wimps and faggots. I don't care what those pinkos over in Russia say. You want to be a loser? You go live in Russia. I'm a winner. I'm an American.

Show-Me Hog


HogOfWar

The dildo of consequence, rarely arrives lubed.

Too Big Pig

Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Apr 05, 2024, 10:10 AMI assume on a Tuesday.

This eclipse is screwing everything up.
"When life gives you lemons...fuck life"
- Sir John Michael of Oklahoma

Swine Bluff

Quote from: Barton Fink on Apr 05, 2024, 08:20 AMAn interesting piece to hiring Beard is he has Wes Flanagan on staff. I would assume he brings him along.
Like Flanagin, Ted Crass was on Beard's UALR staff in a non-coaching role. He has since gone on to be a JUCO head coach and is currently an assistant at Abiline Christian. His dad is on the BOT.

Spiderham

Beard
Wade
Tang. 
Those are the choices in that order.  If we don't get Beard, I don't see Wade turning it down.

The carrot is $3.2 million in "new" NIL money to rebuild the team.  
Oak Grove in the house.

hit_that_line

I'm starting a Woopig collective to sponsor a player. They have to wear the old school t-shirt in shootaround though.

buff2.0

Quote from: hit_that_line on Apr 05, 2024, 10:48 AMI'm starting a Woopig collective to sponsor a player. They have to wear the old school t-shirt in shootaround though.

If they can pull a pack of Camels out of a pocket and light one up then I'll pitch in extra
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

hit_that_line

I'm willing to match the first $69 raised.

Trigger7672

Quote from: Spiderham on Apr 05, 2024, 10:45 AMBeard
Wade
Tang.
Those are the choices in that order.  If we don't get Beard, I don't see Wade turning it down.

The carrot is $3.2 million in "new" NIL money to rebuild the team. 

That's the right order but I think there is a pretty wide gap from 1 to 2 on the list.

Barton Fink

Quote from: buff2.0 on Apr 05, 2024, 11:05 AMIf they can pull a pack of Camels out of a pocket and light one up then I'll pitch in extra

in camo

BASS

Quote from: hit_that_line on Apr 05, 2024, 10:48 AMI'm starting a Woopig collective to sponsor a player. They have to wear the old school t-shirt in shootaround though.

Need to add in must get slobber hog tattoo on arm
Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

jethro

Quote from: Barton Fink on Apr 05, 2024, 08:20 AMAn interesting piece to hiring Beard is he has Wes Flanagan on staff. I would assume he brings him along.

As much as we have heard the Flanagan's have said negative about the U of A, it would be hilarious to watch him sing praises while recruiting.

Barton Fink

Quote from: jethro on Apr 05, 2024, 12:06 PMAs much as we have heard the Flanagan's have said negative about the U of A, it would be hilarious to watch him sing praises while recruiting.

Exactly. That said, I think he would do good keeping in state kids.



animal

Quote from: hit_that_line on Apr 05, 2024, 12:36 PM"He's one of two finalists, but there could be others in the mix!"

Good hedge
The situation is fluid. Porkatarian out
"I got fired for using free speech" yea imagine getting killed over it

mde114

I was right then things changed.


But, I don't think Arkansas can get Beard from Ole Miss.

hit_that_line

If we announce Beard today I'm dipping into my top shelf bourbon. If we don't announce Beard today, I'm dipping into my top shelf bourbon.