The On-Going Portal Thread Football, Basketball, Girls Sports (not really)

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The Whyte Boar

I'm glad someone finally convinced our boosters to get into a dick measuring contest. 


buff2.0

Fucking with Kentucky so bad almost makes up for Chad Morris. It does, actually. Fuck those slapdicks.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Guardrail

Quote from: piglosopher on Apr 18, 2024, 07:07 AMOnce we start to play ball, NCAA and legislation will finally say enough's enough.

"recruiting violations" will be headline
The same people demanding everyone embrace your beliefs, have zero tolerance and condemn another for embracing theirs.  Oh, the irony.

Barton Fink

Quote from: buff2.0 on Apr 18, 2024, 07:57 AMFucking with Kentucky so bad almost makes up for Chad Morris. It does, actually. Fuck those slapdicks.


If we make a run in the tourney and they don't, our fans may run them off of Twitter.

bigpig

Quote from: The Whyte Boar on Apr 18, 2024, 07:39 AMI'm glad someone finally convinced our boosters to get into a dick measuring contest. 

Exactly.

Of all our big money people, Tyson is the one who came in clutch to get the ball rolling. I've liked from the moment he was all in on canning Dale and hiring Butch Davis.
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Trigger7672

Jerry Jones cares about basketball now? I find this one hard to believe. He should be buying some football players instead if that's true.

Lurk

Quote from: Barton Fink on Apr 18, 2024, 08:47 AMIf we make a run in the tourney and they don't, our fans may run them off of Twitter.
Nobody is better at trolling than Arkansas fans when we're good. We just haven't been good in anything in forever.
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vegashog

Quote from: Trigger7672 on Apr 18, 2024, 10:12 AMJerry Jones cares about basketball now? I find this one hard to believe. He should be buying some football players instead if that's true.
yeah, i'm a little skeptical. where was his money when it was needed to buy pittman out or at least a couple of good o-linemen?

Hogworth Ballington III

Maybe big money sees basketball as the biggest return on their investment. You can spend a mil in NIL and get 2 really good starters and a decent bench player. That's a significant contribution to building a championship in a sport where only 7-8 players see meaningful minutes. Compare that to football where you would need to buy a two deep on both lines and a hell of a qb to even sniff an opportunity at glory. 

buff2.0

Or maybe he's just a big fan of how Bobby called them a bunch of slapdicks, and sees basketball as the best place to hurt them.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Barton Fink

There may be a conflict of interest if he provided NIL for football. For some reason I think I read that somewhere.

hit_that_line


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piglosopher

Quote from: BleedinRed on Apr 18, 2024, 07:52 AMSo do we like Jerry now?

We've always kind of had to. There's always a balance to sugar daddies. You don't really want him but you want to keep him interested.

piglosopher

Quote from: Barton Fink on Apr 18, 2024, 08:47 AMIf we make a run in the tourney and they don't, our fans may run them off of Twitter.

hashtag #copewithpope, which is more of a winner than he is.

obijuana

Perhaps our big money honkeys were too busy making money to understand what NIL was. Now that they see other schools legally buying players they're "all in".

And I agree with the consensus. If Arkansas starts to dominate the NIL game, the rules will change. No one likes Arkansas achieving greatness, at anything.
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HogOfWar

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