Hogs vs UAPB——Baseball

Started by Son of Spam, Apr 22, 2024, 09:48 AM

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Son of Spam

Your Arkansas Razorbacks take on the UAPB Golden Showers (Lions?) in Little Rock tomorrow at 6:00PM. The game will be on SECN+. Let's see if we can run rule these guys and get ready for Florida. As usual, GO HOGS!

And, your Bob Uecker quote for the game:

People don't know this, but I helped the Cardinals win the pennant. I came down with hepatitis. The trainer injected me with it!

Bob Uecker

Well, shit...

Feral

Isn't that unusual for the LR game to be televised?

Didn't Dickey-Stephens have some issues with not being equipped for ESPN+/SECN+ telecasts the last few years?

egregious

In the case of their baseball team, UPAB means "You are probably bad."
Splash 11! drop ABE track, too confusing

Son of Spam

Quote from: Feral on Apr 22, 2024, 11:20 AMIsn't that unusual for the LR game to be televised?

Didn't Dickey-Stephens have some issues with not being equipped for ESPN+/SECN+ telecasts the last few years?
Yes. However, that is what is showing on the schedule. So I guess it may or may not be seen there. We will have to see tomorrow. I will check then and see if it is showing on the app.
Well, shit...

Feral

Quote from: Son of Spam on Apr 22, 2024, 11:22 AMYes. However, that is what is showing on the schedule. So I guess it may or may not be seen there. We will have to see tomorrow. I will check then and see if it is showing on the app.

Perhaps ESPN saw the high school-level production value and announcing team of the South Carolina broadcast and thought LR couldn't be any worse.

Son of Spam

Quote from: Feral on Apr 22, 2024, 11:45 AMPerhaps ESPN saw the high school-level production value and announcing team of the South Carolina broadcast and thought LR couldn't be any worse.
LOL! I don't think anything could be as bad as the SC broadcasting team.
Well, shit...

RPL

Quote from: Feral on Apr 22, 2024, 11:20 AMIsn't that unusual for the LR game to be televised?

Didn't Dickey-Stephens have some issues with not being equipped for ESPN+/SECN+ telecasts the last few years?

I thought that was the Alltel/Verizon/Simmons/WhateverNameItIs Arena with the subpar television connections.

Pig Benis

Quote from: Son of Spam on Apr 22, 2024, 11:22 AMYes. However, that is what is showing on the schedule. So I guess it may or may not be seen there. We will have to see tomorrow. I will check then and see if it is showing on the app.

I'm pretty sure DVH mentioned that it would be streamed a while back.
The Lord wants you to put your foot on their balls and believe in it. 'Cuz that's what wins football games. Not jumping offsides like a bunch of wimps and faggots. I don't care what those pinkos over in Russia say. You want to be a loser? You go live in Russia. I'm a winner. I'm an American.

Feral

Quote from: RPL on Apr 22, 2024, 05:19 PMI thought that was the Alltel/Verizon/Simmons/WhateverNameItIs Arena with the subpar television connections.

The arena has/had those issues, but there were games in DSP in years prior that couldn't be streamed.

Son of Spam

Just checked the app and the game is indeed on SECN+.
Well, shit...

Feral

Quote from: Son of Spam on Apr 23, 2024, 02:15 PMJust checked the app and the game is indeed on SECN+.

Just so long as the announcers from this past weekend aren't working it, I'm good.

I'd rather listen to Gilbert Gottfried and Bobcat Goldthwait read the phone book than listen to those two chuckelheads call a baseball game ever again.

rzrbkfan69

Quote from: Feral on Apr 23, 2024, 02:23 PMJust so long as the announcers from this past weekend aren't working it, I'm good.

I'd rather listen to Gilbert Gottfried and Bobcat Goldthwait read the phone book than listen to those two chuckelheads call a baseball game ever again.

Even Pam Ward!

Son of Spam

#12
Sounds like the announcers are too close to the music. You can't hear them at all. Now, it is better.

Top of the first. Bybee on the mound.

First up pops up just behind the pitcher's mound. Three guys stand there and Bybee misses the catch. 1 on.

Next up flies out to left center. Runner holds. 1 away.

Next up swings and misses. Runner thrown out by Helfrick trying to take second. 2 away. Hitter goes down swinging. :sitdown:

0-0 mid first.


Well, shit...

Son of Spam

#13
Bottom of the first. So far, nice picture, but shitty sound on the telecast.

Stovall leads off. Singles to right. 1 on.

McLaughlin fouls off about 10 pitches. Finally HBP. Runners at first and second, no outs.

Aloy singles to left. Stovall scores. Runners at first and second. No outs. 1-0 HOGS.

Diggs stays in his slump and flies out to short center. 1 away.

Souza grounds out to second. Runners advance. 2 away. Play at first under review. Call of pit at first stands. 2 away.

White flies out to right.

Hogs strand 2 and lead 1-0 after 1.

Well, shit...

Son of Spam

#14
Top of the second.

First up singles to left. 1 on.

Next up doubles to the wall in right. Run scores. Game tied 1-1.

Next up takes a ball that gets away from Helfrick. Runner moves to third. Hitter goes down swinging. :sitdown: 1 away.

Next up goes down looking. :sitdown: 2 away.

Next up goes down swinging. :sitdown:

UAPB ties it up 1-1 mid second.
Well, shit...

Son of Spam

#15
Bottom of the second.

Lovich leads off. Walks on 4 pitches.

Helfrick flies out on a diving catch by the right fielder. Throws to first and doubles Lovich. 2 away.

Wilmsmeyer goes down looking at a pitch outside by a foot.

1-1 after 2.
Well, shit...

Son of Spam

#16
Top of the third. Dossett in to pitch for the Hogs.

First up goes down swinging. :sitdown: 1 away.

Next up goes down swinging. :sitdown: 2 away. STEAK DINNER ALERT!

Next up goes down swinging. :sitdown:

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Well, shit...

Son of Spam

#17
Bottom of the third.

Stovall leads off. Flies out to deep left center. 1 away.

McLaughlin flies out to deep center. 2 away.

Aloy singles to center.

Diggs (needs a slump buster and UAPB should be it) grounds out on a nice stop by the second baseman and throw to first.

1-1 after 3.
Well, shit...

Feral

Give UAPB some credit, they've been flashing some incredible glove in the field.

Son of Spam

#19
Top of the fourth.

First up flies out to right. 1 away.

Next up grounds to McLaughlin who boots it. Runner safe at first.

Next up flies out to the warning track in right. Runner holds at first. 2 away.

Next up takes a ball. Runner thrown out trying to take second.

1-1 Mid Fourth.
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