Hogs vs eATMe——Baseball

[DirkPiggler]

Bottom 2nd.

Appel grounds out to Stovall.  1 out.

(Editor's Note:  Tom Hart has apparently been hitting the sauce during the rain delay).

Burton strikes out looking.    2 outs.

Schott strikes out looking.    3 outs.

End 2nd.  0-0.

[BleedinRed]

Amazing they are playing.  Building in Downtown Houston had their windows blown out by the storm. 

[BleedinRed]

I hate Aggie.  We were going to attend the games but I can't stomach those idiots.  

[BleedinRed]

5 of 6 batter struck out by Big Dick Smith.  

[Hizog]

I'm sure this has been discussed, but I remember Hogs fans doing the ball 5+ chant for years if not decades. Is A&M trying to pawn it off as their own or were they really doing it first?

[DirkPiggler]

Top 3rd.

Wilsmeyer says I GOT A HIT...SUCK IT WOOPIG!  Single to RF.  Runner on 1st, 0 out.

Holt strikes out swinging after being up 3-1.  Runner on 1st, 1 out.

Stovall pops out to SS. Runner on 1st, 2 outs.

Sprague-Lott strikes out swinging.  3 outs.

Mid 3rd.  0-0.

[Barton Fink]

Wilmsmeyer with a hit. That's gotta feel like hitting for the cycle.

[Spiderham]

Wilmsmeyer with a hit. That's gotta feel like hitting for the cycle.

It really seemed to surprise the Aggie coach who was getting interviewed during the hit.

[BleedinRed]

I'm sure this has been discussed, but I remember Hogs fans doing the ball 5+ chant for years if not decades. Is A&M trying to pawn it off as their own or were they really doing it first?

The unsophistication of it is they are doing it too early in the game.  

[BleedinRed]

7 strike outs so far.  My gosh.  

[Gambler]

Wilmsmeyer with a hit. That's gotta feel like hitting for the cycle.

How long did his 0 for streak go? We've struck out 7 times already.

[DirkPiggler]

Bottom 3rd.

Camarillo pops out to McLaughlin.  1 out.

Sorrell strikes out swinging.  Run down to first, then   2 outs.

Tritt-Chestnut is a chickenshit motherfucker and bunts for a single to break up the no-hitter.  Runner on 1st, 2 outs.

(Editor's Note:  Seriously. Fuck that little bitch.)

Pickoff throw is wild.  Tritt-Chestnut advances to 2nd.  Runner on 2nd, 2 outs.

(Editor's Note:  Never throw to 1st on a pickoff Hagen.  Watch film of Jon Lester.  Emulate him.)

Grahovac grounds out to Aloy.  3 outs.

End 3rd.  Still 0-0.

[Cardiac Hog]

Fucking Pussy!

[DirkPiggler]

Top 4th.

Aloy flies out to shallow CF. 1 out.

McLaughlin grounds out to 1st.  2 outs.

Helfrick grounds out to 2nd.  3 outs.

Mid 4th.  0-0.

[Feral]

How long did his 0 for streak go? We've struck out 7 times already.

Before tonight Wilmsmeyer hadn't had a hit since the Ole Miss series the first weekend of April.

[Pig Benis]

Where's Wernes?

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[DirkPiggler]

Bottom 4th.


The Violet strikes out swinging.  1 out.

Montgomery strikes out swinging.    2 outs.

Appel flies out to CF.  3 outs.

End 4th.  0-0.

[DirkPiggler]

Top 5th.

White strikes out swinging.  1 out.

Jones singles to LF.  Runner on 1st, 1 out.

Wilmsmeyer grounds out up the middle...Jones was running so no DP... Runner on 2nd, 2 outs.

Holt grounds out to 3rd.  3 outs.

(Editor's Note:  5 total hits in the game for the two teams, all by the 6-7-8-9 hitters.  Just what you'd expect with two elite pitchers.)

Mid 5th. 0-0.

[Usafhawg]

https://x.com/choatemason/status/1791289689938252195

Thank you

[Barton Fink]

McLaughlin seems to be in a funk. He needs to snap out of it.