Fayetteville Regional thread—-Baseball

Started by Son of Spam, May 27, 2024, 08:10 AM

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Barton Fink

Quote from: Cardiac Hog on Jun 02, 2024, 01:08 PMRegional rules for home-visitor are silly.  We need to jump on them in the 1st

Seems like we never score in the first.

Hogslobber

Which woopigger is behind home plate with the Tuck Fexas shirt ?

Sus-Scrofa

Quote from: Barton Fink on Jun 02, 2024, 01:13 PMSeems like we never score in the first.

It's the inning version of the first pitch when Diggs is batting 

Feral

Quote from: Barton Fink on Jun 02, 2024, 01:13 PMSeems like we never score in the first.

Would love to see the splits for the season, but I'd hazard a guess our run numbers are incredibly low in innings 1 through 4.

Thin Red Swine

Quote from: Barton Fink on Jun 02, 2024, 01:13 PMSeems like we never score in the first four or five innings of the game.

Corrected.

Cornhogio

So they just said the wind is blowing in. Can we level out some swings and hit line drives?  Probably not.
Harris - Mamdani 2028!

Son of Spam

#506
Bottom of the first. Wood on the mound. Let's get the leadoff man out for a change.

Kettering leads off. Grounds out to second. 1 away.

Palmer fouls out on a bunt attempt to the catcher. 2 away.

Stauss homers to left. Ferk. 1-0 SEMO.

Cameron goes down looking. :sitdown:

1-0 SEMO after 1.
Well, shit...

Sus-Scrofa


Cornhogio

Quote from: Cornhogio on Jun 02, 2024, 01:15 PMSo they just said the wind is blowing in. Can we level out some swings and hit line drives?  Probably not.

I guess they're full of shit...
Harris - Mamdani 2028!

Barton Fink


Thin Red Swine

Ball on a tee. I'm just surprised he didn't hit it farther. Maybe it is blowing in.

Son of Spam

#511
Top of the second.

McLaughlin leads off. Flies out to left center. 1 away.

Aloy crushes one just foul over the fence in left. Grounds out on a swinging bunt on a ball way outside to the pitcher. 2 away.

Diggs runs the count full. Walks. 1 on.

Holt flies out to center.

So far we suck at the plate.

1-0 SEMO as we strand a runner, mid second.
Well, shit...

Sus-Scrofa


Feral

This guy looks like the president of the A/V club and throws slower than the pitchers my son faces in 12U ball.

Of course we can't hit him.

buff2.0

Quote from: Feral on Jun 02, 2024, 01:25 PMThis guy looks like the president of the A/V club and throws slower than the pitchers my son faces in 12U ball.

Of course we can't hit him.

Probably throws a changeup like Henry Rowengartner
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Rocky Mountain Hog

Looks like we're trying to get this one over with in record time.

Thin Red Swine

No sideways motion on anything and Aloy swings at a ball a foot outside.


Feral

"If I'm Dave Van Horn I'm sending Diggs."

I get this guy throws junk and is slow to the plate, but Diggs is slow as hell and has been thrown out 3 times on 7 attempts this year.

Sus-Scrofa

Quote from: Feral on Jun 02, 2024, 01:29 PM"If I'm Dave Van Horn I'm sending Diggs."

I get this guy throws junk and is slow to the plate, but Diggs is slow as hell and has been thrown out 3 times on 7 attempts this year.

Case in point: he was probably picked off at first there 

Thin Red Swine

Quote from: Feral on Jun 02, 2024, 01:29 PM"If I'm Dave Van Horn I'm sending Diggs."

I get this guy throws junk and is slow to the plate, but Diggs is slow as hell and has been thrown out 3 times on 7 attempts this year.

I was thinking the only benefit would be if Holt would drive one into a gap. But of course our guys love golf too much.