2024 Olympics

Started by uagrad2007, Jul 11, 2024, 03:14 PM

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Cornhogio

Notwithstanding some of the bizarre stuff captured above, I thought Paris did a great job putting this together.
Never squat with your spurs on!

RPL

Quote from: Cornhogio on Jul 26, 2024, 10:34 PMNotwithstanding some of the bizarre stuff captured above, I thought Paris did a great job putting this together.

I thought the opening ceremony was way too long and boring.  I blame NBC for most of that with odd places for commercials and then nonstop ramblings. Who the fuck thought Peyton Manning would be a good addition? He added nothing. I wish there was a dedicated channel to the ceremony without Mike Tirico and gang. Just show the ceremony.

The best part of the show was the French singer who sang "Imagine" and then Celine Dion who was able to figure out how to not be stiff and rediscover her overly dramatic movements. Her vocals were on point.

Nonetheless, the French did as well as they could without their usual "figure out a way to fuck things up."

Speaking of fucking things up, are the shitters up the Seine to blame for the e. coli levels? Tuesday will be interesting. I wouldn't get in that nasty water.


Lurk

Quote from: RPL on Jul 27, 2024, 12:11 AMSpeaking of fucking things up, are the shitters up the Seine to blame for the e. coli levels? Tuesday will be interesting. I wouldn't get in that nasty water.


SS is both our shitting expert and a Macron admirer. She'll have an update soon I'm sure.
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The Whyte Boar

As a protestant I would be a target too, but to be fair, I can now see the benefits of The Inquisition.  A good old fashioned fiery Auto de Fe would do a lot of good right now.

Hogfan58

Quote from: Cornhogio on Jul 26, 2024, 10:34 PMNotwithstanding some of the bizarre stuff captured above, I thought Paris did a great job putting this together.

My favorite part was the headless Marie Antoinette and the metal Les Mis
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egregious

Quote from: Cornhogio on Jul 26, 2024, 10:34 PMNotwithstanding some of the bizarre stuff captured above, I thought Paris did a great job putting this together.

Lady Gaga might disagree.
https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/other/lady-gaga-speaks-after-olympics-ceremony-performance-plagued-by-sound-issues-and-dancer-falling-off-stage/ar-BB1qIW8b?ocid=BingNewsSerp

Oh well, fuck her dancer I guess.  What's a wet peasant or two?

That freak show was like Hunger Games "whatever number is next".
Splash 11! drop ABE track, too confusing

Pig Benis

The Lord wants you to put your foot on their balls and believe in it. 'Cuz that's what wins football games. Not jumping offsides like a bunch of wimps and faggots. I don't care what those pinkos over in Russia say. You want to be a loser? You go live in Russia. I'm a winner. I'm an American.

HawgHazard

Quote from: HawgHazard on Nov 05, 2024, 11:42 AMTrump is going to win in a landslide...
312 EC minimum, and I am thinking he may take the popular vote.

vegashog

the french acting gay is hardly earth shattering news.

animal

"I got fired for using free speech" yea imagine getting killed over it

SwahiliSteve

I hope this goes down as the worst viewed Olympics ever. I'm not even bothering looking or watching any of it.
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egregious

Did they really raise the Olympic flag upside down?

That would highlight the big debate on leftism - incompetency or ignorance?
Splash 11! drop ABE track, too confusing

buff2.0

I hope it goes down as the last olympics ever.  Fuck all of them.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Son of Spam

Quote from: buff2.0 on Jul 27, 2024, 04:23 PMI hope it goes down as the last olympics ever.  Fuck all of them.
I want it to go back to the original. You compete naked, only a few things like discus, javalin, running, ect. And you win a laurel wreath for your head. Seems like it would be a lot cheaper and way more intertaining. Cut out all the shit like synchronized swimming, water polo, etc. Go back to the basics.
Well, shit...

mr.zorak

"Top Ten Dooshapalooza Finalist Threeve Years Running"

"He has no time for sons of dicks and bitches."
~Third_down_draw

mr.zorak

Quote from: Pig Benis on Jul 27, 2024, 10:14 AMhttps://x.com/wuwei113/status/1817185133213958509
They had Katie Ladecky and that big ass grin of hers  set to appear in this skit dressed like an Iron Maiden cover, but at the last minute she backed out:You cannot view this attachment.
"Top Ten Dooshapalooza Finalist Threeve Years Running"

"He has no time for sons of dicks and bitches."
~Third_down_draw


animal

Quote from: Son of Spam on Jul 27, 2024, 04:38 PMI want it to go back to the original. You compete naked, only a few things like discus, javalin, running, ect. And you win a laurel wreath for your head. Seems like it would be a lot cheaper and way more intertaining. Cut out all the shit like synchronized swimming, water polo, etc. Go back to the basics.
A naked olympics? A yaw think the gays are bad now.
"I got fired for using free speech" yea imagine getting killed over it

egregious

From my experience on Danish beaches the people most enthusiastic about free range nudity are not the ones you want to see.
Splash 11! drop ABE track, too confusing

Cornhogio

Quote from: animal on Jul 27, 2024, 05:59 PMA naked olympics? A yaw think the gays are bad now.

You'd have to watch the Greco Roman rasslin' on Pornhub.
Never squat with your spurs on!