Sins of BMFP - The Return

Started by Too Big Pig, Aug 29, 2024, 11:00 PM

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buff2.0

#20
Oct 05, 2024, 11:28 PM
Still undefeated against Tennessee
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

bigpig

#21
Oct 05, 2024, 11:32 PM
Quote from: buff2.0 on Oct 05, 2024, 11:28 PMStill undefeated against Tennessee

I haven't seen us lose to Tennessee in 17 years.
Lurker since 2003. Member since 2004.

passed

#22
Oct 06, 2024, 08:33 AM
Quote from: bigpig on Oct 05, 2024, 11:32 PMI haven't seen us lose to Tennessee in 17 years.

..and I love this!  I've said it before and I'll say it again.  Beat TN, LSU, and TX.  I'd trade every other game for those three.  Especially if it spoils their playoff hopes.

animal

#23
Oct 06, 2024, 08:34 AM
It's weird that we are Tennessee's daddy but here we are.
"I got fired for using free speech" yea imagine getting killed over it

Sus-Scrofa

#24
Oct 06, 2024, 08:35 AM
Quote from: passed on Oct 06, 2024, 08:33 AM..and I love this!  I've said it before and I'll say it again.  Beat TN, LSU, and TX.  I'd trade every other game for those three.  Especially if it spoils their playoff hopes.

Ole Miss too.  And I fricking hate losing to Missouri and A&M.  So beat them too.

I don't ask for much.

Feral

#25
Oct 06, 2024, 10:29 AM
Quote from: animal on Oct 06, 2024, 08:34 AMIt's weird that we are Tennessee's daddy but here we are.

Yep.

We've won the last 4, and 5 of the last 6.

mde114

#26
Oct 06, 2024, 10:36 AM
Welcome home, BMFP.

That last drive was a thing of beauty.

bigpig

#27
Oct 06, 2024, 12:29 PM
Quote from: animal on Oct 06, 2024, 08:34 AMIt's weird that we are Tennessee's daddy but here we are.

I'm sure they're just as frustrated about it as we are about losing over and over to Missouri.
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Too Big Pig

#28
Sep 28, 2025, 02:30 PM
Bobby fumbled on purpose to screw Sam.
"When life gives you lemons...fuck life"
- Sir John Michael of Oklahoma

BASS

#29
Sep 28, 2025, 02:40 PM
Bobby likes my sloppy seconds with crazy bitches
Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

The Cowboy Tiger

#30
Sep 28, 2025, 03:49 PM
Bobby Petrino wrecked that Tyson truck on i40 and blamed it on the poonjabs.
I'm just a dark guy from a den of iniquity.

Don't go away mad.  Just go away.

aaron

#31
Sep 28, 2025, 08:23 PM
Bobby Petrino is the Arkansas pisser.

Arkansas Pisser

Guardrail

#32
Nov 29, 2025, 06:27 AM
Well, today is the day.
Taking over a loser dumpster fire of a team was not to his advantage to say the least. Perhaps his final sin was not benching Green weeks ago. Green had 2 years to become non-retarded.
I can't so much as drink a damn glass of water around a midget or a piece of antique furniture.

animal

#33
Nov 29, 2025, 06:41 AM
Tonight we dine in hell! 
"I got fired for using free speech" yea imagine getting killed over it

Barton Fink

#34
Nov 29, 2025, 09:01 AM
The guy brought more excitement to this football program than anyone in my lifetime. He made a big mistake that I believe he got overpenalyzed for. He apologized. He came back to the LR Touchdown club and spoke willingly about what happened. He came back to play here as an opponent. He took the OC job after having one of the worst offenses we've ever had in '23. The last 2 years our offense has been the only bright spot. He was asked to take over a team after 4 games that was so bad defensively that he had no choice but to fire most of the staff and practically start over mid season. There have been some improvements but minimal. Our defense and costly turnovers have kept this team from winning, but he has miraculously kept the team together. He was dealt a losing hand.

I hope the stadium is packed with people wearing BMFP shirts. I hope people stay and give him an ovation when he leaves. Most importantly I hope he goes out a winner. He deserves it.

BleedinRed

#35
Nov 29, 2025, 09:51 AM
Quote from: Barton Fink on Nov 29, 2025, 09:01 AMhe has miraculously kept the team together.

This is a very undervalued point. 

 I think what he has done despite the shit hand he was dealt shows he still is a great coach.  The players could have quit.  What was left of the staff could have quit.  Neither happened despite the demoralizing losses stacking up.  

Lurk

#36
Nov 29, 2025, 09:52 AM
I bet he retires.
"Hard times create strong men. Strong men create good times. Good times create weak men. And, weak men create hard times."

Ray Zorback

#37
Nov 29, 2025, 10:07 AM
I wouldn't be surprised to see one of the G5 schools that are losing their coach give him a shot.

Pig Benis

#38
Nov 29, 2025, 10:16 AM
Quote from: Barton Fink on Nov 29, 2025, 09:01 AMThe guy brought more excitement to this football program than anyone in my lifetime. He made a big mistake that I believe he got overpenalyzed for. He apologized. He came back to the LR Touchdown club and spoke willingly about what happened. He came back to play here as an opponent. He took the OC job after having one of the worst offenses we've ever had in '23. The last 2 years our offense has been the only bright spot. He was asked to take over a team after 4 games that was so bad defensively that he had no choice but to fire most of the staff and practically start over mid season. There have been some improvements but minimal. Our defense and costly turnovers have kept this team from winning, but he has miraculously kept the team together. He was dealt a losing hand.

I hope the stadium is packed with people wearing BMFP shirts. I hope people stay and give him an ovation when he leaves. Most importantly I hope he goes out a winner. He deserves it.

Every bit of this. I like our chances today and I'm sure it would mean the world to him to go out with a win against a team we never beat. I hope we get some Bobby chants from the crowd.
The Lord wants you to put your foot on their balls and believe in it. 'Cuz that's what wins football games. Not jumping offsides like a bunch of wimps and faggots. I don't care what those pinkos over in Russia say. You want to be a loser? You go live in Russia. I'm a winner. I'm an American.

DRYANKNPULL

#39
Nov 29, 2025, 10:23 AM
Quote from: Barton Fink on Nov 29, 2025, 09:01 AMThe guy brought more excitement to this football program than anyone in my lifetime. He made a big mistake that I believe he got overpenalyzed for. He apologized. He came back to the LR Touchdown club and spoke willingly about what happened. He came back to play here as an opponent. He took the OC job after having one of the worst offenses we've ever had in '23. The last 2 years our offense has been the only bright spot. He was asked to take over a team after 4 games that was so bad defensively that he had no choice but to fire most of the staff and practically start over mid season. There have been some improvements but minimal. Our defense and costly turnovers have kept this team from winning, but he has miraculously kept the team together. He was dealt a losing hand.

I hope the stadium is packed with people wearing BMFP shirts. I hope people stay and give him an ovation when he leaves. Most importantly I hope he goes out a winner. He deserves it.

Good stuff and I agree. All that being said, there's only one reason why I want him to be the coach-I know he will win here if he's given the resources.
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