Sins of BMFP - The Return

Started by Too Big Pig, Aug 29, 2024, 11:00 PM

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Too Big Pig

BMFP stinkholed UAPB and didn't even have the common courtesy to give them a reach around.
"When life gives you lemons...fuck life"
- Sir John Michael of Oklahoma

TC

UAPB will for now and evermore be known as U Are Pretino's Bitch.

Thin Red Swine

Quote from: TC on Aug 29, 2024, 11:53 PMUAPB will for now and evermore be known as U Are Pretino's Bitch.

Pirnt the shrits!

BASS

Bmfp didn't let Sam have his way and kneel on the ball to end the half.

Maybe he'll teach sam some killer instinct this year.
Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

vegashog

Quote from: BASS on Aug 30, 2024, 09:51 AMBmfp didn't let Sam have his way and kneel on the ball to end the half.

Maybe he'll teach sam some killer instinct this year.
pittman let him run the plays he wanted to. both of them said so post game and have since he was hired.

it wasn't about anyone not letting the other not do something.

The Cowboy Tiger

BP went post-boomer and gave up the Harley for a vespa.
I'm just a dark guy from a den of iniquity.

Don't go away mad.  Just go away.

Too Big Pig

Bobby took a pregame dump in the press box and destroyed all the toilets for Wally.
"When life gives you lemons...fuck life"
- Sir John Michael of Oklahoma

Guardrail

If you want to teach a dog to hunt, you gotta let him catch that rabbit every now and then. BP let them catch that rabbit.
I can't so much as drink a damn glass of water around a midget or a piece of antique furniture.

Texzilla

Bmfp probably went batshit when Sam agreed to a 50 minute game.  He wanted that hundred.  I didn't know there was a college mercy rule.

Piggielicious

Quote from: vegashog on Aug 30, 2024, 10:15 AMpittman let him run the plays he wanted to. both of them said so post game and have since he was hired.

it wasn't about anyone not letting the other not do something.
Glad he did. If it was up to Sam, he would have went to prevent offense midway through the 2nd quarter.

animal

What I don't get about WMS is about every five years I'll get a bid opportunity for HVAC at WMS "Renovations" and if you read all thru that shit they are redoing this and that....lots of bathroom reno's. I'm guessing this shit never gets off the launching pad.

"I got fired for using free speech" yea imagine getting killed over it

Feral

Pittman: "should we let off the gas and sit on the lead?"

Bobby:


Lurk

This team plays like there's somebody they're scared of.  :D

Way more disciplined even down to the 3rd unit.
"Hard times create strong men. Strong men create good times. Good times create weak men. And, weak men create hard times."

Keyser Soooie

Quote from: animal on Aug 31, 2024, 01:20 PMWhat I don't get about WMS is about every five years I'll get a bid opportunity for HVAC at WMS "Renovations" and if you read all thru that shit they are redoing this and that....lots of bathroom reno's. I'm guessing this shit never gets off the launching pad.



The bathrooms are light years better than they used to be.

Granted, they couldn't get much worse, but still...

BASS

Quote from: Keyser Soooie on Sep 03, 2024, 02:13 PMThe bathrooms are light years better than they used to be.

Granted, they couldn't get much worse, but still...

Haven't been there in many years. You telling me you no longer have to piss in a horse trough?
Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

Keyser Soooie

I haven't seen a piss trough in a long time there.

Son of Spam

Quote from: BASS on Sep 03, 2024, 02:28 PMHaven't been there in many years. You telling me you no longer have to piss in a horse trough?
To me, it didn't matter if it was a trough, a pisser, or a commode. There was so much piss on the floor that you felt like you should throw your shoes away when you walked out of there.
Well, shit...

animal

Quote from: Keyser Soooie on Sep 03, 2024, 03:40 PMI haven't seen a piss trough in a long time there.
Last time I did there was a miracle on Markham later that afternoon.
"I got fired for using free speech" yea imagine getting killed over it

egregious

Did I really read something somewhere once about somebody doing a slip n' slide maneuver down one sometime in the past?
Splash 11! drop ABE track, too confusing

Thin Red Swine

Quote from: egregious on Sep 03, 2024, 05:53 PMDid I really read something somewhere once about somebody doing a slip n' slide maneuver down one sometime in the past?

That's SOME story.