2024 Game 5 - Arkansas vs Aggies Game Prediction thread

[bigpig]

Bobby Petrino has never lost the Southwest Classic

BOBBBY PETRINO HAS NEVER LOST THE SOUTHWEST CLASSIC - 31

BOBBY PETRINO HAS NEVER LOST THE SOUTHWEST CLASSIC - 30



We will find away.

[BASS]

Hogs 17
Aggies 14

[Show-Me Hog]

We shoot ourselves in the foot more than Aggie shoots their own feet.

17-27

[Son of Spam]

We are dreaming.

Hogs: 14

Aggies: 27

[Ray Zorback]

HOGS - 28
TA&M - 27

 

[DirkPiggler]

On the Rivals board they do a side-by-side comparison of each week's opponent.  They list both teams' Pro Football Focus ratings, the Rivals star ratings for each player as recruits, and the individual players PFF ratings by position.  This one shows to be nearly dead even, surprisingly enough even in recruiting rankings of starters given how much higher their classes have been ranked.  The team stats are nearly even, with us slightly better on offense and A&M slightly better on defense. 

Even the schedules are similar.

Both teams kicked the shit out of a FCS opponent.

Both struggled with a mid-tier "cupcake" that nearly beat them.

Both lost to a decent yet overrated "name" program.

Both beat a shitty SEC team by two scores.

On paper, the two teams couldn't be any more equal.



All that being said...

Eats its mascot (cooked, as prepared food):  20

Eats its mascot (raw, as a non-consensual sex act):  31

[Vito Porkleone]

There is no way the Petrion is losing to those slapdicks.

Pigs    27
Fags   20

[BleedinRed]

41-28 Hogs

[buff2.0]

There is no way the Petrion is losing to those slapdicks.

Pigs    27
Fags   20

I wish that was correct, but we have a lot of players on the team who will want to lose to them out of habit. 

[animal]

Petrino was here 31
Dog rapists 23

[Spiderham]

Fired BMFP 28
Let go BMFP 24

[Guardrail]

Same shit different year.

Hogs - 21
A&M  - 27

[bogeyfree]

I hope I'm wrong but 30-24 weirdos

[HogOfWar]

Lassie 38

Wilbur 21

[Texzilla]

Hogs lead the game for about 52 minutes then thru a combination of boneheaded play, a bad turnover, dumb penalties, and stupid decision by Sam, the game is lost yet again to these fucktard Aggies.

Hogs 27

Dude cheerleaders.  36

[Pumpkin Escobar]

Hogs       31

Aggy Classic 28

[Zoso]

Us-42
Them-10

[buff2.0]

Hogs lead the game for about 52 minutes then thru a combination of boneheaded play, a bad turnover, dumb penalties, and stupid decision by Sam, the game is lost yet again to these fucktard Aggies.

Hogs 27

Dude cheerleaders.  36

Decide to punt on 4th and 1 with less than 2 minutes to go, waste the last timeout on the punt, let Scott Fountain draw up a fake, fumble it, and watch Aggy run it back for the game winning TD?

[piglosopher]

Military cosplay gay cult: 24
Football cosplay: 17

[Texzilla]

Decide to punt on 4th and 1 with less than 2 minutes to go, waste the last timeout on the punt, let Scott Fountain draw up a fake, fumble it, and watch Aggy run it back for the game winning TD?

Im thinking something like that double fake punt push pass thing like chadster days.  And a missed drop kick returned for a TD.  It's gotta be something really stupid, and we've already used up a lot of the possibilities.