Arkansas vs 4Tennessee game thread

Started by DRYANKNPULL, Oct 05, 2024, 10:01 AM

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DRYANKNPULL

Donald W. Reynolds Razorback Stadium
6:30 pm CDT
ABC
Fair, 72F
Tennessee -14

The Hogs are riding a three game winning streak vs the Vols. Both of my alma maters.  I hate Tennessee. This will be the upset of the weekend. Your game commentary is welcome.

Texzilla

I picked out Laura's hot black dress this. Morning before I dropped her off.

buff2.0

I'll still take Tera.

<morgan freeman narration> "There is no way she'll ever have him"
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

mde114

Laura wore that dress really well.


But yeah, gimme Tera.

Spiderham

Quote from: buff2.0 on Oct 05, 2024, 10:08 AMI'll still take Tera.

<morgan freeman narration> "There is no way she'll ever have him"
Sorry, aren't we legally obligated to include a pic when we mention Tera.  She's lookin good in the blue dress on the Hogs + pregame.You cannot view this attachment.
Oak Grove in the house.

HogOfWar

Smokey is going bury his bone in our anus.
The dildo of consequence, rarely arrives lubed.

Thin Red Swine

Quote from: Texzilla on Oct 05, 2024, 10:02 AMI picked out Laura's hot black dress this. Morning before I dropped her off.

Is her last name Samsonite?

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Hognrock

Quote from: HogOfWar on Oct 05, 2024, 11:13 AMSmokey is going bury his bone in our anus.

Yeah, we're about to get the red rocket.

buff2.0

Quote from: Spiderham on Oct 05, 2024, 11:05 AMSorry, aren't we legally obligated to include a pic when we mention Tera.  She's lookin good in the blue dress on the Hogs + pregame.You cannot view this attachment.

Yeah when she does her Saturday morning "going to work" posts she always looks great.  Bobby's head coaching contract next year is going to need a clause preventing him from trying to hire her as a recruiting coordinator.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

HogOfWar

Quote from: Hognrock on Oct 05, 2024, 11:14 AMYeah, we're about to get the red rocket.

Hopefully the defense is not as soft as smooth peanut butter to help them lap it up any easier today.
The dildo of consequence, rarely arrives lubed.

HogOfWar

#10
Someone is flying a Tennessee banner around the stadium.

NM. It is a High Noon banner.
The dildo of consequence, rarely arrives lubed.

Show-Me Hog

Per the ESPN ticker, Tennessee with an 82% chance of victory.

In what world do we have an 18% chance to win? I feel like we're down around "so you're saying there's a chance" territory.

Son of Spam

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Well, shit...

HogOfWar

The dildo of consequence, rarely arrives lubed.

Sus-Scrofa

You know it's been a long time since your team has been good when you hate having to wait so long to watch your game at 6:30.

Would have been nice to get this over with at lunchtime.

animal

Quote from: Sus-Scrofa on Oct 05, 2024, 05:35 PMYou know it's been a long time since your team has been good when you hate having to wait so long to watch your game at 6:30.

Would have been nice to get this over with at lunchtime.
Yeah I'm just going to have it on my laptop while I'm doing something productive like watching K-dramas on Netflix.
"I got fired for using free speech" yea imagine getting killed over it

buff2.0

Oh my God.  This is going to happen isn't it.

Vanderbilt is really going to beat Alabama.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

HogOfWar

Can we not afford bigger american and Arkansas flags to run through the A?
The dildo of consequence, rarely arrives lubed.

BleedinRed

Quote from: buff2.0 on Oct 05, 2024, 06:43 PMOh my God.  This is going to happen isn't it.

Vanderbilt is really going to beat Alabama.

Is Arkansas the last SEC not to have beaten Bama over the last 20 years?

BleedinRed