Hogs vs Troy—-Basketball game thread

Started by Sus-Scrofa, Nov 13, 2024, 05:58 PM

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Sus-Scrofa


Son of Spam

Our Hogs play the Troy Condoms (Trojans) tonight at 7:00. Looks like it is only on the ESPN app. Gonna be a real hoot n nanny.
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Well, shit...

Doc Hogaday

I almost started this when I saw it was about an hour til tip and nobody had started one. Then I did a search for "Troy cheerleaders" and I, too, could not find anything decent.
Pants ironed and back for more

Son of Spam

Our first shot,is an air ball from way beyond the arc.
Well, shit...

Son of Spam

Quote from: Doc Hogaday on Nov 13, 2024, 06:59 PMI almost started this when I saw it was about an hour til tip and nobody had started one. Then I did a search for "Troy cheerleaders" and I, too, could not find anything decent.
Not really anything to look at. That's about the best I could find.
Well, shit...

Son of Spam

Over three minutes I and it is 6-5 Troy.  And we lose the ball on a breakaway dunk.
Well, shit...

BEvERage

Not a very good team at this point in the season.

Son of Spam

We look like hammered dog shit. Just saw where we are 337th at three point shooting in DI.
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GeoHogsGeo


The Whyte Boar


Show-Me Hog

We're an offensive joggernut. On pace for < 40.

Sus-Scrofa


Pig Benis

We still can't make a shot. Even dunks.
The Lord wants you to put your foot on their balls and believe in it. 'Cuz that's what wins football games. Not jumping offsides like a bunch of wimps and faggots. I don't care what those pinkos over in Russia say. You want to be a loser? You go live in Russia. I'm a winner. I'm an American.

Son of Spam

We have screwed up two wide open dunks. We may not win this game. They are beating us in every aspect of the game. We missed three shots in a row from around 15 feet. Wide open. All three clanked off the front of the rim.
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DrMongoose

This is bad basketball.
Tired of the Pelphrey. Anderson, muss stand around then jack a 3 offense
Check your damn blood pressure!

"They've got to do a better job preparing our young men and putting them in positions to be succesful." - Hunter Yurachek 9/15/25

Son of Spam

I know it is early, but we may need to lower our expectations,
Well, shit...

Son of Spam

Quote from: DrMongoose on Nov 13, 2024, 07:21 PMThis is bad basketball.
Tired of the Pelphrey. Anderson, muss stand around then jack a 3 offense
Yeah, I hate the dribble/figure 8 way outside the arc then Jack up a three.
Well, shit...

DrMongoose

Check your damn blood pressure!

"They've got to do a better job preparing our young men and putting them in positions to be succesful." - Hunter Yurachek 9/15/25

hit_that_line


The Whyte Boar

We are rhe worst shooting team I've seen.