The Mizzou Game Discussion

[Pig Benis]

Mizzou opens -4

[Natty_Ice]

Is their starting QB still out?

[Thin Red Swine]

Is their starting QB still out?

Nope. He has played the last two weeks.

[Barton Fink]

That's a lot less than I expected.

[Natty_Ice]

Nope. He has played the last two weeks.

Yeah we're fucked.  Dude is a gamer.  No way he loses his last game at home.

[DrMongoose]

i've think i've seen this movie before - after a "great week of practice" we come out flat and get down big early, manage to rally back to cut it to a one score game before getting blown out in the end.

what's the over/under on special teams gaffs ?

[animal]

Vegas knows Mizzou is over confident and due for a meh performance

But I'm more convinced we'll see some Dugger Nutz dragged across Pittman's face.

[mde114]

You are miles and miles away from being the first to say that.

In fact, you may be the last.

Sorry, I meant this week.

[Barton Fink]

If I didn't know the history, I'd think we would win. Our defense plays like they have the last 2 weeks they should keep us in it.

The most bizarre stat to me this year is forcing int's. We have 8 on the year with 4 coming against Auburn. To beat Mizz we have to create TOs.

[The Whyte Boar]

We create lots of turnovers.

[HogOfWar]

We create lots of turnovers.

We are definitely a turnover machine.

[Texzilla]

Is Sam even going to have a practice before the game .  I figure he'll take them to catfish hole one night to celebrate bowl eligibility. Then Chuck E. Cheese the next. 

Sam has no incentive to win another game this season.  7-5 is the same as 6-7 in his mind.  Unless he gets a pile of cash for winning. 

I don't want to lose to Drinkshitz now that Sam has secured his position.

[animal]

We create lots of turnovers.

We matriculate the ball down the field!

[Spiderham]

Just expand your parameter to any Columbia.

That's not true. We beat SC at Columbia the week after we lost to The Citidel. I was there. It was glorious. 

[Barton Fink]

That's not true. We beat SC at Columbia the week after we lost to The Citidel. I was there. It was glorious.

Also the great benching of Mustain happened at USC-E.

[Thin Red Swine]

Heck, Hootie Dale won 3 out of 5 at Cackalacky.

[Thin Red Swine]

Threatening to score. Sounds like he's more Duggar than we even thought. 

https://x.com/barstoolsports/status/1860484368075997663?s=46&t=kisRHQ-BH2YlHJQ0hr0_Kg

[DirkPiggler]

Missouri is meh.   

I don't expect to beat them just because losing to them is what we do.  But they aren't particularly good.  If they had played our schedule I suspect their record would be similar to ours.

[flash23]

They take this rivalry a lot more seriously than we do. Duggar seems to really like to talk shit to the media, and they always have some dumbass backup making some dumbass comment it seems. I don't see them as a rival but I do think winning this weekend would make me view this season a lot differently than if we lose. 7-5 and .500 in conference play would be a good bounce back after 4-8 and 1-7.

[egregious]

That's not true. We beat SC at Columbia the week after we lost to The Citidel. I was there. It was glorious.

That's what I was getting at, no need to feel sad about never winning at Columbia.