Your Thanksgiving Spreads

[BASS]

Got the turkey out of the bag it comes in and it smells rancid. No turkey for the bass household today. Waffle house here we come.

[Sus-Scrofa]

Got the turkey out of the bag it comes in and it smells rancid. No turkey for the bass household today. Waffle house here we come.

This is how holiday movies start.  The question is whether it will be a hallmark movie, national lampoon, or a slasher film.

[BASS]

This is how holiday movies start.  The question is whether it will be a hallmark movie, national lampoon, or a slasher film.

Fa ra ra ra ra ra ra

[hit_that_line]

Get off the woopig. Shouldn't you be impressing the future ex in laws?

Wait til she has diarrhea in the half bath.

[SwahiliSteve]

Get off the woopig. Shouldn't you be impressing the future ex in laws?

we are sitting around watching football. Dinner isn't till 4ish. There are literally 25 deer on the front lawn in bumble fuck tn

[Cornhogio]

we are sitting around watching football. Dinner isn't till 4ish. There are literally 25 deer on the front lawn in bumble fuck tn

You having Nashville hot turkey?🦃

[Pumpkin Escobar]

Last night, we had a ham, scalloped potatoes and corn on the cob. This morning we had biscuits and gravy, pancakes, scrambled eggs, ham and bacon.

A little bit later we have two turkeys, one fried and the other oven cooked. We also have cornbread dressing, garlic mashed potatoes, Mac and cheese, bacon wrapped green bean clusters, Watergate salad, Texas Roadhouse rolls and cranberry fresh from the can just like 8lb 6oz Baby Jesus eats. For dessert we have pecan pie, pumpkin cheesecake and blackberry cobbler. We have blackberry wine, muscadine wine and sweet tea to drink.

I'll be in and out of consciousness for the rest of the day. Have a happy Thanksgiving, y'all.

[Cornhogio]

Last night, we had a ham, scalloped potatoes and corn on the cob. This morning we had biscuits and gravy, pancakes, scrambled eggs, ham and bacon.

A little bit later we have two turkeys, one fried and the other oven cooked. We also have cornbread dressing, garlic mashed potatoes, Mac and cheese, bacon wrapped green bean clusters, Watergate salad, Texas Roadhouse rolls and cranberry fresh from the can just like 8lb 6oz Baby Jesus eats. For dessert we have pecan pie, pumpkin cheesecake and blackberry cobbler. We have blackberry wine, muscadine wine and sweet tea to drink.

I'll be in and out of consciousness for the rest of the day. Have a happy Thanksgiving, y'all.

Sounds like some awesome feasting going on.  Reminds me of the the adage about turning your scales back 15 pounds before Thanksgiving. 

[SwahiliSteve]

Last night, we had a ham, scalloped potatoes and corn on the cob. This morning we had biscuits and gravy, pancakes, scrambled eggs, ham and bacon.

A little bit later we have two turkeys, one fried and the other oven cooked. We also have cornbread dressing, garlic mashed potatoes, Mac and cheese, bacon wrapped green bean clusters, Watergate salad, Texas Roadhouse rolls and cranberry fresh from the can just like 8lb 6oz Baby Jesus eats. For dessert we have pecan pie, pumpkin cheesecake and blackberry cobbler. We have blackberry wine, muscadine wine and sweet tea to drink.

I'll be in and out of consciousness for the rest of the day. Have a happy Thanksgiving, y'all.

wtf is Watergate salad?

There are pickled beets they keep offering me. Ick

[BleedinRed]

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Just out the other turkey in the peanut oil.  The smells are wonderful.  Hope they eat good.  

[Pumpkin Escobar]

wtf is Watergate salad?

It's made with pistachio pudding, Cool Whip, canned pineapple, marshmallows and crushed pecans. Much better than Ambrosia.

[SwahiliSteve]

It's made with pistachio pudding, Cool Whip, canned pineapple, marshmallows and crushed pecans. Much better than Ambrosia.

that sounds fucking gross but thank you for letting us know

[Pumpkin Escobar]

that sounds fucking gross but thank you for letting us know

I will not abide disrespect for the green goodness that is teh Watergate, madam.

[animal]

I thought a Watergate was similar to a Waldorf salad


Someone in my family used to make it all the time but they are dead now and that was a long time ago.

[Corn Pop]

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Just out the other turkey in the peanut oil.  The smells are wonderful.  Hope they eat good. 

[Texzilla]

We're at son and DiL's and we had zero time for bringing anything.  I was hoping for a couple of grilled venison backstraps. Nope we got the full Midwest version.  No salt or pepper even. 

Son did a Aldi spiral ham on the traeger with a good peachy glaze.  That was the highlight.  A turkey breast from the instapot was actually ok except zero seasoning.  Gravy from a jar.  Stovetop stuffing with that fake onion aroma.  A corn casserole that would have been great with a jalapeno in it.  Bad green bean casserole.  A can of cranberry jelly. 

The disappoint.

[Rick B.]

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[Sus-Scrofa]

We're at son and DiL's and we had zero time for bringing anything.  I was hoping for a couple of grilled venison backstraps. Nope we got the full Midwest version.  No salt or pepper even. 

Son did a Aldi spiral ham on the traeger with a good peachy glaze.  That was the highlight.  A turkey breast from the instapot was actually ok except zero seasoning.  Gravy from a jar.  Stovetop stuffing with that fake onion aroma.  A corn casserole that would have been great with a jalapeno in it.  Bad green bean casserole.  A can of cranberry jelly. 

The disappoint.

I'm at a Midwest dinner as well.  Basically the same menu.

My only responsibility is a big breakfast and, for some reason over the years, deviled eggs.

People always ask what my recipe is.  My response every year is "whatever mayo, mustard, and relish type things I find in my parent's fridge that isn't expired."

I really think it's just that I usually put Tony c's on them and it shocks my northern family member's minds when they eat one.

[Rick B.]

Alright, look y'all. Woopig Thanksgiving dinner is at my house next year. If any of you fuckers can come to my house for Thanksgiving, eat, and either be disappointed or nauseated, you just don't know good food.

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[Sus-Scrofa]

Is that just regular old heated up corn?