2024 Liberty Bowl: Larry rolls into Graceland

Started by DrMongoose, Dec 09, 2024, 08:42 AM

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bigpig

Quote from: vegashog on Dec 14, 2024, 06:05 PMtech's starting qb had surgery today, will miss the bowl game. they'll start a freshman who has 23 attempts this season.

Translation: Tech RB will run for 200 yards
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buff2.0

Quote from: bigpig on Dec 14, 2024, 06:16 PMTranslation: Tech RB will run for 200 yards

We'll spend the first half rushing 3 with a prevent backfield because "we expected them to come out passing."
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

bigpig

Quote from: buff2.0 on Dec 14, 2024, 06:24 PMWe'll spend the first half rushing 3 with a prevent backfield because "we expected them to come out passing."

He'll get 3 TDs in the first half and we'll come out in the second with a 5 man front. Then their nobody QB will throw for 3 TDs
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egregious

I wonder if there are thieves that go after bowling balls.
Splash 11! drop ABE track, too confusing

DrMongoose

Quote from: bigpig on Dec 14, 2024, 06:16 PMTranslation: Tech RB will run for 200 yards

Nah, we will make him a front runner for next year's heisman
Check your damn blood pressure!

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Texzilla

Quote from: The Whyte Boar on Dec 13, 2024, 09:46 PMHe has been talking all year since before the season about going to "a bowl" and they had "bowl bound" tee shirts made for the team after they got eligible. He made his goal.  In his mind this year was a success.

Great coaches hate losing more than they love winning.  Sam ain't in that group. I've never seen a coach as comfortable with losing as Pittman.  It's why he is a loser.

Usafhawg

Quote from: Texzilla on Dec 15, 2024, 07:01 AMGreat coaches hate losing more than they love winning.  Sam ain't in that group. I've never seen a coach as comfortable with losing as Pittman.  It's why he is a loser.
I'm pretty sure that first sentence has been said 42 times in this thread. We get it.

Texzilla

I'm on drugs.  Fuck off.  I've heard Sam say Bowl bound 900 times too.

vegashog

Quote from: Texzilla on Dec 15, 2024, 06:38 PMI'm on drugs. 
stop there. you're life as a razorback fan would be more enjoyable.

Texzilla

Quote from: vegashog on Dec 15, 2024, 06:52 PMstop there. you're life as a razorback fan would be more enjoyable.

Believe me I'm ready to fucking abandon this program completely. I actively root for its failure because of my repudiation of this spineless inept AD and his fucking idiot goober head coach. I hope tech fucking lays 70 on Sam and every player portals out. There is no other solution than total scorched earth and starting from scratch in 10 years when the radiation clears.

BleedinRed

I hope we beat Tech by 50.  My good vibes at least cancel out Tex's bad vibes.  ;D

buff2.0

Remove Bobby Petrino from this staff and I would be on Tex's side.  I'm probably a bigger Petrino fan than I am a Razorback football fan right now.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

DirkPiggler

Quote from: Texzilla on Dec 18, 2024, 08:01 AMBelieve me I'm ready to fucking abandon this program completely. I actively root for its failure because of my repudiation of this spineless inept AD and his fucking idiot goober head coach. I hope tech fucking lays 70 on Sam and every player portals out. There is no other solution than total scorched earth and starting from scratch in 10 years when the radiation clears.

Did Boondoggle hack Texzilla's account?
Perish peacefully in a warm environment.

Guardrail

Quote from: DirkPiggler on Dec 18, 2024, 08:26 AMDid Boondoggle hack Texzilla's account?
Nah, he didn't mention "money people", Good ol' boys, and "fans are idiots and we deserve it"
I can't so much as drink a damn glass of water around a midget or a piece of antique furniture.

Texzilla

#134
Quote from: Guardrail on Dec 18, 2024, 12:29 PMNah, he didn't mention "money people", Good ol' boys, and "fans are idiots and we deserve it"

But I did mention mama, and trains and trucks.  And prison. And gettin drunk.


Guardrail

Quote from: Texzilla on Dec 18, 2024, 09:01 PMBut I did mention mama, and trains and trucks.  And prison. And gettin drunk.


:maundoed:
I can't so much as drink a damn glass of water around a midget or a piece of antique furniture.

jdcatty

Quote from: buff2.0 on Dec 14, 2024, 06:24 PMWe'll spend the first half rushing 3 with a prevent backfield because "we expected them to come out passing."

We do that most of the time anyway
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jdcatty

Quote from: BleedinRed on Dec 18, 2024, 08:07 AMI hope we beat Tech by 50.  My good vibes at least cancel out Tex's bad vibes.  ;D

I do too.  I always hoe we win, and win big.  Always. 
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Spiderham

Quote from: jdcatty on Dec 18, 2024, 09:56 PMI do too.  I always hoe we win, and win big.  Always. 
And it is always a tough row to hoe.  
Oak Grove in the house.

jdcatty

#139
Quote from: Spiderham on Dec 18, 2024, 10:12 PMAnd it is always a tough row to hoe. 

Hope is easy to me.  Fulfillment of that hope is another thing.

Edit.  Shit.  Just realized I said "hoe", not hope..
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