Bread/Milk Alert. Storm of the century tonight!

Started by VerotiK, Mar 14, 2023, 01:06 PM

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uagrad2007

I'm ready for it to warm up so I can open my pool. I've got to invest in a heater!

DrMongoose

Check your damn blood pressure!

"They've got to do a better job preparing our young men and putting them in positions to be succesful." - Hunter Yurachek 9/15/25

The Reverend SnoopHogg

I almost died from the hyperthermions Saturday night.  Me and Lt. Dan went pig hunting and it was 25 degrees with a north wind at about 22 mph, and I had the windshield out of the sidexside for shooting purposes.  I haven't been that cold in years.

WaywardMemphian

#23
Forget Cali and the Sierras, Utah snow levels most over 150% of normal. Some resorts are predicting skiing into July in parts of the west


Snow levels in Wyoming are so high it's going to kill of half the antelope and mule deer in the higher elevation.

SwahiliSteve

The weather fucking better be better for next weekend wife derby
Yep. I'm not trying to be a dick about it. It could have lived. It didn't. Not by my choice. -Elvis

Spiderham

Quote from: SwahiliSteve on Mar 23, 2023, 02:53 PMThe weather fucking better be better for next weekend wife derby
Good to see you entering a wife derby. It's about damn time. 
That biological clock is ticking.  ;D
Oak Grove in the house.

SwahiliSteve

Quote from: Spiderham on Mar 23, 2023, 03:14 PMGood to see you entering a wife derby. It's about damn time.
That biological clock is ticking.  ;D

that was my phone not sure what happened there
Yep. I'm not trying to be a dick about it. It could have lived. It didn't. Not by my choice. -Elvis

Spiderham

Quote from: SwahiliSteve on Mar 23, 2023, 03:19 PMthat was my phone not sure what happened there
I know. Just messing with you. 
Couldn't resist after reading it.
Oak Grove in the house.

Pigsmoke

Quote from: SwahiliSteve on Mar 23, 2023, 03:19 PMthat was my phone not sure what happened there
Freudian slip. Tick tick tick

BASS

Tornadoes and hail on tap for central and southern Arkansas, north Louisiana Friday afternoon/evening.
Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

Guardrail

When it's 70° at 6 am, it's gonna be a bad day. Auntie Em better get the laundry in.
I can't so much as drink a damn glass of water around a midget or a piece of antique furniture.

buff2.0

Been a wet day in Jonesboro.  My neighbor just walked outside in a bath robe and I'm pretty sure last I looked he was herding pairs of animals into a big boat.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

jdcatty

Apparently retarded member of the "fucking old people" crowd as defined by Swahili Steve.

flash23

And for whatever reason it rarely gets a direct hit. New Boston and Dekalb better watch out, though.

Guardrail

It's on like donkey Kong in THE Saline county. Not confirmed on the ground yet
I can't so much as drink a damn glass of water around a midget or a piece of antique furniture.

RedRiverHog

#35
Quote from: jdcatty on Mar 24, 2023, 01:35 PMSomehow it seems like Texarkana is always near the center of the circle...


It's s the mountains and foothills of McCurtian  county and to some extent LittleRiver county, falling off into the bottoms along the river. They make a natural geological funnel straight to a point SW of Tom.

I've studied it my whole life and I'm convinced that's what it is. My dad would lean against the porch post and line up the lightning and thunder in relation to a night light on an electric pole a ways off. He could tell you how far off and which farm in the bottoms it was raining on. How long it rained there and damn near how much. Weren't no Doppler back then.

I learned old school and studying it with today's technology I'm convinced I'm right.

BTW, the tornado warning issued showed wind sheer rotation. It was right on quo far as  the way it tracked.

DRYANKNPULL

Quote from: Guardrail on Mar 24, 2023, 05:01 PMIt's on like donkey Kong in THE Saline county. Not confirmed on the ground yet

Had me puckered for a minute.

Papa Pigeritus

I've lived in tornado alley for decades - never saw a tornado.

Flew out of Denver a few years ago and saw my first tornado on the front range. It was in the distance, but we were all plastered against the glass watching it.

The Reverend SnoopHogg

Quote from: Papa Pigeritus on Mar 24, 2023, 05:39 PMI've lived in tornado alley for decades - never saw a tornado.

Flew out of Denver a few years ago and saw my first tornado on the front range. It was in the distance, but we were all plastered against the glass watching it.

I used to travel to Denver every five weeks for a while, and I saw a LOT of tornadoes across Kansaw over the span of a couple years.