Bread/Milk Alert. Storm of the century tonight!

Started by VerotiK, Mar 14, 2023, 01:06 PM

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Sus-Scrofa

Arkansas going to freeze this weekend.


(That's not a joke about our defense)

DRYANKNPULL

Pretty interesting pattern coming up. I saw Monday night getting down to 1 in central Arkansas. That'll fuck some shit up weather it snows or not.

Son of Spam

Quote from: DRYANKNPULL on Jan 09, 2024, 09:37 AMPretty interesting pattern coming up. I saw Monday night getting down to 1 in central Arkansas. That'll fuck some shit up weather it snows or not.
Next Monday night is supposed to be -3 here for the low. My ass will be inside by the fireplace.
Well, shit...

Thin Red Swine

Quote from: DRYANKNPULL on Jan 09, 2024, 09:37 AMPretty interesting pattern coming up. I saw Monday night getting down to 1 in central Arkansas. That'll fuck some shit up weather it snows or not.

There is always weather whether it snows or knot. 

SwahiliSteve

Quote from: DRYANKNPULL on Jan 09, 2024, 09:37 AMPretty interesting pattern coming up. I saw Monday night getting down to 1 in central Arkansas. That'll fuck some shit up weather it snows or not.
ya bunch of pussies. I doubt it gets as cold as they're saying. At one point here the fucking Apple weather was saying -14 here for Sunday low but now it's just 0. It will be colder in Denver Sunday than the mountains. Weird. I'm not sure how I'm gonna give the turtles this dead body to eat if the turtle farm is frozen over
Yep. I'm not trying to be a dick about it. It could have lived. It didn't. Not by my choice. -Elvis

jdcatty

Quote from: SwahiliSteve on Jan 09, 2024, 10:13 PMya bunch of pussies. I doubt it gets as cold as they're saying. At one point here the fucking Apple weather was saying -14 here for Sunday low but now it's just 0. It will be colder in Denver Sunday than the mountains. Weird. I'm not sure how I'm gonna give the turtles this dead body to eat if the turtle farm is frozen over

That last sentence has me puzzled.  I Swahili donating her body to the turtles?
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SwahiliSteve

Quote from: jdcatty on Jan 09, 2024, 10:23 PMThat last sentence has me puzzled.  I Swahili donating her body to the turtles?
I think in another thread someone asked what I was doing in arkansas this weekend and wanting to see if I wanted to shoot guns. I responded I don't have time...gotta hide a dead body in a turtle farm in SE arkansas
Yep. I'm not trying to be a dick about it. It could have lived. It didn't. Not by my choice. -Elvis

jdcatty

Quote from: SwahiliSteve on Jan 09, 2024, 10:36 PMI think in another thread someone asked what I was doing in arkansas this weekend and wanting to see if I wanted to shoot guns. I responded I don't have time...gotta hide a dead body in a turtle farm in SE arkansas

That's still pretty bizarre, as in it might be true.
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SwahiliSteve

Yep. I'm not trying to be a dick about it. It could have lived. It didn't. Not by my choice. -Elvis

jdcatty

Quote from: SwahiliSteve on Jan 09, 2024, 10:40 PMwanna help?

Uh I am tied up with the weather emergency and all... maybe some other time.
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Son of Spam

Well, shit...

DRYANKNPULL

This is stolt from Yakobian's page. Apparently this euro model is the best for winter weather. It's showing the northern half of Arkansas has a 100% chance of at least an inch of snow. You cannot view this attachment.

jdcatty

Quote from: DRYANKNPULL on Jan 10, 2024, 03:44 PMThis is stolt from Yakobian's page. Apparently this euro model is the best for winter weather. It's showing the northern half of Arkansas has a 100% chance of at least an inch of snow. You cannot view this attachment.

is that next Tuesday morning?
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HogOfWar

Quote from: jdcatty on Jan 10, 2024, 03:48 PMis that next Tuesday morning?

OKC has a 64% chance of snow on Sunday. 12 degree high, -2 degree low.
The dildo of consequence, rarely arrives lubed.

DRYANKNPULL


SwahiliSteve

Quote from: DRYANKNPULL on Jan 10, 2024, 04:27 PMSunday into Monday.
good I leave out at 1pm on Sunday to fly back to 10 degrees for the high here. I just don't wanna be stuck there
Yep. I'm not trying to be a dick about it. It could have lived. It didn't. Not by my choice. -Elvis

buff2.0

"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

jdcatty

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Lurk

"Hard times create strong men. Strong men create good times. Good times create weak men. And, weak men create hard times."

SwahiliSteve

Yep. I'm not trying to be a dick about it. It could have lived. It didn't. Not by my choice. -Elvis