Hogs vs Charlotte——Baseball

Started by Son of Spam, Feb 27, 2025, 09:06 AM

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Son of Spam

Your #4 Arkansas Razorbacks take on the Charlotte 49ers for a three game series starting tomorrow at 3:00PM. Saturdays game is at 2:00PM and Sundays game is at 12:00 noon. All games on the SECN+ and ESPN app. All I know about them is that they have some very tall pitchers. As usual, GO HOGS!

"If you come to a fork in the road, take it." Yogi Berra

And for your viewing pleasure. (Actually not much to look at)..
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Well, shit...

Son of Spam

#1
Top of the first. Gaeckle on the mound.

Riley leads off. Singles to left center.

Bryce takes a ball in the dirt. Runner takes second. Bryce grounds out slowly to third. Runner takes third. 1 away.

Poteet doubles to th corner in right. Run scores. 1-0 Niners.

Gunderson takes a ball in the dirt. Runner takes third. Goes down swinging. :sitdown: 2 away.

Furcht (not fucked) hammers one over the left field fence. 3-0 Niners.

Ector walks on 4 pitches.

Bayne doubles off the wall in left. Run scores. 4-0 Niners.

Maryniak singles to left center. Run scores. 5-0 Niners.

Martin goes down looking, :sitdown:

5-0 Niners mid first.
 
Well, shit...

Doc Hogaday

Pants ironed and back for more

Gambler

We're getting lit the fuck up right now.

Mazeppa Pompazoidi

Damn they're using Gaeckle for batting practice.  I blame the Laurel and Hardy announcing crew.

Son of Spam

#5
Bottom of the first. Szturma on the mound.

Davalan leads off. Grounds out 3-1. 1 away.

Aloy the Elder doubles down the line in left.

Maxwell goes down swinging. 2 away.

Iredale grounds out on a diving stop to short.

Niners lead 5-0 after 1.
Well, shit...

BleedinRed

Walked outside and there was a runner at 3rd, one out.  

Damn.  

DirkPiggler

Gaeckle's velocity is fine.  Can't tell from my seat but I assume he's just throwing meat over the plate. 
Perish peacefully in a warm environment.

Son of Spam

#8
Top of the second.

Riley leads off. Goes down swinging. :sitdown: 1 away.

Bryce goes down somehow. 2 away.

Poteet flies out to deep center.

Niners up 5-0 mid second.
Well, shit...

Son of Spam

Quote from: DirkPiggler on Feb 28, 2025, 03:27 PMGaeckle's velocity is fine.  Can't tell from my seat but I assume he's just throwing meat over the plate. 
They are waiting on the fast ball and teeing off on it.
Well, shit...

Son of Spam

Quote from: Mazeppa Pompazoidi on Feb 28, 2025, 03:15 PMDamn they're using Gaeckle for batting practice.  I blame the Laurel and Hardy announcing crew.
These guys?
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Son of Spam

#11
Bottom of the second.

Aloy the Younger leads off. Flies out to short center. 1 away.

Kozeal goes down swinging. 2 away.

Helfrick flies out to left center.

5-0 Niners after 2.
Well, shit...

BleedinRed

Every pitcher we face seems to be the second coming of Paul Skenes.  

Son of Spam

#13
Top of the third.

Gunderson leads off.  Grounds out to third. 1 away.

Furcht grounds out to Aloy at the bag at second. 2 away.

Ector doubles to the wall in right.

Bayne grounds out to the pitcher.

5-0 Niners mid three.
Well, shit...

Son of Spam

#14
Bottom of the third.

"Strike out" Souza leads off. Grounds out to first. 1 away.

Thomas goes down looking. 2 away.

Davalan runs the count full after an 3-0 count. The proceeds to HOMER to left. 5-1 Niners.

Aloy the Elder flies out on a running catch to right.

Hogs trail 5-1 after three.
Well, shit...

Son of Spam

#15
Top of the fourth.

Maryniak leads off. Triples off the wall in left center.

Martin with a squeeze bunt to score a run. Runner safe at first. 6-1.

Riley takes a ball in the dirt. Runner takes second. Singles to right. Runner holds at third. Riley takes second on the throw, runners second and third, no outs.

Bryce singles up the middle, scoring 2. 8-1 Niners. We may get run ruled.

Pitching change...thank goodness. Carter in to pitch.

Little Poteet doubles off the wall in left. Runners at second and third, no outs.

Gunderson is HBP. Bases loaded, no outs.

Furcht goes down swinging. :sitdown: 1 away.

Ector grounds to first. The throw goes home for the out. Bases still loaded, 2 away.

Bayne lines a single to right. Run scores. 9-1. Bases loaded.

Maryniak 2-2 count. Goes down looking. :sitdown:

Niners lead 9-1 midway through 4.
Well, shit...

Mazeppa Pompazoidi

Quote from: BleedinRed on Feb 28, 2025, 03:38 PMEvery pitcher we face seems to be the second coming of Paul Skenes. 

Except we had Skenes' number.

Gambler


BleedinRed

Quote from: Mazeppa Pompazoidi on Feb 28, 2025, 04:00 PMExcept we had Skenes' number.

I should have just used the current pitchers name. 

BleedinRed

Might want to just forfeit and come back to the park tomorrow.