Hogs vs Charlotte——Baseball

[DirkPiggler]

Bottom 3rd.

Helfrick strikes out swinging.  1 out.

Davalan bunts for a single.  Runner on 1st, 1 out.

W. Aloy strikes out swinging.  Runner on 1st, 2 outs.

Maxwell says FUCK YO COUCH CEDRIC "CORNBREAD" MAXWELL (no known relation)!   A Mad Max Mash over the batter's eye!  3-2 HOGS!  2 outs.

Iredale walks.  Runner on 1st, 2 outs.

Diggs strikes out looking swinging 3 outs.

End 3rd.  Retail 3 Banking 2

[DirkPiggler]

Top 4th.

Gunderson strikes out swinging.    1 out.

Furcht with an infield single to Aloy.  Runner on 1st, 1 out.

Fat Hector struck out swinging,    Runner on 1st, 2 outs.

Bayne grounds into a fielder's choice.  3 outs.

Mid 4th. 3-2 us.

[DirkPiggler]

Bottom 4th.

K. Aloy strikes out swinging.  1 out.

Kozeal strikes out swinging.  2 outs.

Souza strikes out swinging looking flies out to CF.  3 outs.

End 4th.  Hogs 3 69ers 2

[Son of Spam]

Why do we show bunt with two outs? We have done that several games so far.

[DirkPiggler]

Top 5th.

Maryniak strikes out swinging.  1 out.

Sutryk walks.  Runner on 1st, 1 out.

Riley singles to LF.  Runners 1st and 2nd, 1 out.

Bryce flies out to deep CF.  Sutryk moves to 3rd. Runners 1st and 3rd, 2 outs.

Poteet hit with a 1-2 pitch.  Bases full of 69ers, 2 outs.

Gunderson strikes out swinging, after being up 3-0 (really 2-1 but fuck the ump).    3 outs.

Mid 5th.  3-2 us.

[Son of Spam]

Fuck this ump.

[DirkPiggler]

Bottom 5th.

Helfrick singles to RF.

PITCHING CHANGE:  Joseph Taylor (RHP) in for Gillespie.

Davalan grounds out to 1st.  Helfrick to 2nd.  Runner on 2nd, 1 out.

W. Aloy grounds out to SS.  Helfrick to 3rd.  Runner on 3rd, 2 outs.

Maxwell walks.  Runners 1st and 3rd, 2 outs.

Iredale grounds out to 3rd.  3 outs.

End 5th.  3-2 good guys.

[DirkPiggler]

Why do we show bunt with two outs? We have done that several games so far.

No problem with that.  Souza is fast enough to beat one out. There wasn't a runner on base. 

He needs the confidence that being on base might give.

[DirkPiggler]

Top 6th.

Furcht walks.  Runner on 1st, 0 out.

Fat Hector strikes out swinging.    Runner on 1st, 1 out.

PITCHING CHANGE:  Tate McGuire in for Root. 

Bayne hits one to Foghorns.  CLiT leads 4-3.  1 out.

Maryniak grounds out to Aloy.  2 outs.

Sutryk strikes out swinging.    3 outs.

Mid 6th.  This is supposed to be easy 3.  Fuck your easy 4.

[Son of Spam]

No problem with that.  Souza is fast enough to beat one out. There wasn't a runner on base. 

He needs the confidence that being on base might give.

The problem is, it hasn't always been Souza doing it. Now if the shift is on toward first and you can get one down the third base line, go for it.

[Barton Fink]

Someone please go punch that fan in RF. Fucking idiot

[DirkPiggler]

Bottom 6th.

Diggs strikes out looking swinging walks.  Runner on 1st, 0 out.

K. Aloy narrowly misses a HR foul left (allegedly), then walks.  Runners 1st and 2nd, 0 out.

Kozeal singles to LF.  Bases full of Hogs, 0 out.  BEER HATS ENGAGED! 

Souza grounds to 2nd, force at 2nd, beats the throw to 1st.  Diggs scores.  TIED 4-4.  Runners 1st and 3rd, 1 out.

Helfrick with the safety squeeze...out at first, Aloy scores.  Souza to 2nd.  HOGS LEAD 5-4.  Runner on 2nd, 2 outs.

Davalan grounds out to 2nd.  3 outs.

End 6th.  Hogs 5 69ers 4.

[DirkPiggler]

Top 7th. 

Riley walks.  Runner on 1st, 0 out.

PITCHING CHANGE:  Aiden Jimenez in for McGuire.

Bryce singles sharply to RF.  Runners 1st and 2nd, 0 out.

Poteet strikes out swinging.    Runners 1st and 2nd, 1 out.

Gunderson strikes out swinging.    Runners 1st and 2nd, 2 outs.

Furcht singles weakly up the middle, barely past the bag and a diving Aloy and Souza.  Run scores.  Tied 5-5.  Runners 1st and 2nd, 2 outs.

Fat Hector strikes out swinging.    3 outs.

Mid 7th. Tied 5-5.

[DirkPiggler]

Bottom 7th.

W. Aloy doubles to the gap in RCF.  Runner on 2nd, 0 out.

Maxwell with a weak grounder to the mound...swinging bunt.  Aloy to 3rd.  Runner on 3rd, 1 out.

Iredale doubles down the RF line.  Aloy scores.  HOGS LEAD 6-5.  Runner on 2nd, 1 out.

Diggs strikes out looking swinging  Runner on 2nd, 2 outs.

K. Aloy says FUCK YO COUCH JOE POSNANSKI!  THE NATURAL GOES OVER THE BATTER'S EYE!  HOGS LEAD 8-5.  2 outs.

Kozeal grounds out to 1st.  3 outs.

End 7th.  Hawaii 8 Charlotte 5.

[Son of Spam]

Man, I hope our Hawaiians stay healthy all year.

[Feral]

Guys I know this may be an unpopular opinion but think the Aloy brothers might be good.

I'll hang up 'n listen.

[DirkPiggler]

Top 8th.

(EDITOR'S NOTE:  Kuhio Aloy has just been added to the Golden Spikes watch list (Woopig version)).


Bayne strikes out.  1 out.

Maryniak walks.  Runner on 1st, 1 out.

Rivera, pinch hitting for Kama Sutra, lines out to Robinett, defensive sub at 1st for Kozeal, for the double play.  3 outs.

Mid 8th. 8-5 good guys.

[Barton Fink]

Kid can hit. He needs a position. DVH sad they've tried him in the OF but he's really raw.

[Son of Spam]

Robinett with the self preservation catch. Great play.

[DirkPiggler]

Bottom 8th. 

Souza grounds out to 2nd.  1 out.

Helfrick pops out to someone out of camera view. 2 outs.

Davalan rips one past the first baseman.  Probably going to be called a hit.  Runner on 1st, 2 outs.

W. Aloy hit by pitch.  Runners 1st and 2nd, 2 outs.

Maxwell strikes out swinging.  3 outs.

End 8th.  Hogs 8 69er 5