Hogs vs Portland—Baseball

Son of Spam · Mar 07, 2025, 03:32 PM

Fuck this ump. (It had to be said)

DirkPiggler · Mar 07, 2025, 03:36 PM

Bottom 2nd.

Helfrick hit while attempting to bunt. Runner on 1st 0 out.

Thomas singles up the middle just past the SS. Helfrick to 3rd. Runners 1st and 3rd, 0 out.

Thomas steals 2nd...throw sucks ass. Helfrick scores. HOGS LEAD 5-2. Runner on 2nd, 0 out.

Davalan grounds out solidly to 2nd. Thomas to 3rd. Runner on 3rd, 1 out.

Wehiwa takes one in the ass (a pitch you perverts). Runners 1st and 3rd, 1 out.

Wehiwa steals 2nd. Runners 2nd and 3rd, 1 out.

Maxwell walks. Bases full of Hogs for you know who, 1 out. BEER HATS ENGAGED!

Kuhio grounds into a double pl...nevermind, the SS sucks. Thomas and Wehiwa score. Single and E6, 2 RBI for Kuhio. HOGS LEAD 7-2. Runners 1st and 3rd, 1 out.

Iredale says FUCK YO COUCH RAJ KOOTHRAPPALI! When that one lands somewhere around the ancestral homeplace of @HOGSRUNWILD, the Hogs will lead 10-2. 1 out.

Kozeal strikes out swinging. 2 outs.

Souza says FUCK YO COUCH FORMER BRAVE AND CARDINAL RELIEVER KEN DAYLEY! Opposite field blast into the visitor's bullpen. HOGS LEAD 11-2! 2 outs.

Helfrick walks to reach base for the second time this inning. Runner on 1st, 2 outs.

Thomas strikes out swinging. 3 outs.

End 2nd. Hogs 11 Portland 2. Extend Nate Thompson.

BleedinRed · Mar 07, 2025, 03:47 PM

Yeah, we sunk the Pilots battleship.

BleedinRed · Mar 07, 2025, 03:47 PM

Can we run rule them in the second inning?

BleedinRed · Mar 07, 2025, 03:49 PM

Souza!!!!

Son of Spam · Mar 07, 2025, 03:51 PM

Batting practice.

BleedinRed · Mar 07, 2025, 03:52 PM

Looks to be a pretty good crowd today.

Barton Fink · Mar 07, 2025, 03:53 PM

Quote from: BleedinRed on Mar 07, 2025, 03:49 PMSouza!!!!

Wall scraper but it counts.

Son of Spam · Mar 07, 2025, 03:56 PM

I wish they would bolt the camera behind the pitcher down.

DirkPiggler · Mar 07, 2025, 03:57 PM

Top 3rd.

Hebert hits one 500 feet...250 up, 250 down into Wehiwa's glove. 1 out.

Howard grounds out to 3rd...nice play by Iredale and stretch by Kozeal (catcher running helped as well). 2 outs.

Katayma-Stall grounds strike five back to the mound. 3 outs.

Mid 3rd. 11-2 good guys.

Show-Me Hog · Mar 07, 2025, 04:02 PM

Was Portland's starting pitcher the one who threw a perfect game last time out?

Son of Spam · Mar 07, 2025, 04:02 PM

Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Mar 07, 2025, 04:02 PMWas Portland's starting pitcher the one who threw a perfect game last time out?

Different guy. Rembiz (or something like that) was his name.

DirkPiggler · Mar 07, 2025, 04:06 PM

Bottom 3rd.

Davalan hit by pitch. Runner on 1st, 0 out.

Wehiwa says FUCK YO COUCH RACHEAL RAPINOE (twin sister of the annoying purple haired one...their notable alumni page is as weak as their pitching staff). BLASTED OFF THE BATTER'S EYE. HOGS LEAD 13-2. 0 out.

Maxwell grounds out to 2nd. 1 out.

Kuhio nearly decapitates the pitcher with a scorched line drive that sticks in the pitcher's glove. 2 outs.

Iredale flies out to the wall in RF. 3 outs.

End 3rd. 13-2 Porkers.

Son of Spam · Mar 07, 2025, 04:10 PM

That line drive by Kuhio nearly took the pitcher's hand off at the wrist.

DirkPiggler · Mar 07, 2025, 04:14 PM

Top 4th.

Scott fouls out to Kozeal. 1 out.

Swygart walks. Runner on 1st, 1 out.

Salk, pinch hitting for Rutigliano, strikes out swinging.

Runner on 1st, 2 outs.

Louis flies out to Davalan. 3 outs.

Mid 4th. 13-2 us.

DirkPiggler · Mar 07, 2025, 04:16 PM

Bottom 4th.

Kozeal flies out to CF. 1 out.

Souza strikes out swinging. 2 outs.

Helfrick strikes out swinging. 3 outs.

End 4th. 13-2 us.

DirkPiggler · Mar 07, 2025, 04:23 PM

Top 5th.

Nitwitz strikes out swinging.

1 out.

Bean strikes out swinging.

2 outs.

Hebert strikes out looking.

3 outs.

THAT'S A STEAK DINNER WINNER! In a new twist, we are going to crowdsource today's winner. Drop your choice for who gets to buy the PBP guy and his family a steak dinner (including drinks) in this thread. Winner(s) to be determined after the game.

Mid 5th. 13-2 Hogs.

DirkPiggler · Mar 07, 2025, 04:30 PM

Bottom 5th.

PITCHING CHANGE: JT Landwehr (RHP) in for Gaston.

Thomas grounds out to SS. 1 out.

Davalan singles to RF. Runner on 1st, 1 out.

Wehiwa walks. Runners 1st and 2nd, 1 out.

Diggs, who came in as a defensive replacement in the top half for Maxwell, rips one to the wall in RCF for a triple. Davalan and Wehiwa score. HOGS LEAD 15-2! Runner on 3rd, 1 out.

Kuhio walks. Runners 1st and 3rd, 1 out.

Iredale SAYS FUCK YO COUCH AGAIN KEN DAYLEY! Opposite field blast! HOGS LEAD 18-2.

Kozeal grounds out to 2nd. 2 outs.

Souza ground out to 2nd. 3 outs.

End 5th. 18-2 Hogs.

DirkPiggler · Mar 07, 2025, 04:43 PM

Top 6th.

Howard grounds out to 3rd. 1 out.

PITCHING CHANGE: Steele Eaves in for Gaeckle.

Katayama-Stall singles to RF. Runner on 1st, 1 out.

Scott grounds out to the mound. Runner advances. Runner on 2nd, 2 outs.

Swygart hit by pitch. Runners 1st and 2nd, 2 outs.

Salk (no known relation to the guy who invented the polio vaccine...or maybe he is...first name is Jonas) singles to LF. Take that, antivaxxers! Run scores. HOGS LEAD 18-3. Runners 1st and 2nd, 2 outs.

Louis pops out to Wehiwa in shallow LF. 3 outs.

Mid 6th. 18-3 good guys.

Son of Spam · Mar 07, 2025, 04:43 PM

Quote from: DirkPiggler on Mar 07, 2025, 04:23 PMTop 5th.

Nitwitz strikes out swinging. 1 out.

Bean strikes out swinging. 2 outs.

Hebert strikes out looking. 3 outs.

THAT'S A STEAK DINNER WINNER! In a new twist, we are going to crowdsource today's winner. Drop your choice for who gets to buy the PBP guy and his family a steak dinner (including drinks) in this thread. Winner(s) to be determined after the game.

Mid 5th. 13-2 Hogs.

I think that since HTL always talks about how well off he is, we should just make him the permanent steak dinner purchaser.