Hogs vs Portland—Baseball

[BleedinRed]

Wasn't that ball 3?

[BleedinRed]

Guess not.  

[Son of Spam]

Bottom of the third.

Our other  Hawaiian Souza leads off.  Grounds to second. Reaches on an E-4 on the throw..

Thomas is HBP.  Runners at first and second. No outs.

Davalan showing bunt. Bunts out to third. Runners at second and third. 1 out.

Aloy the Elder doubles to the wall in the gap in left center. 2 runs score. HOGS LEAD 2-0.

Kozeal flies out to the track in right center. Runner moves to third. 2 outs.

Aloy the Younger grounds out to third.

HOGS LEAD 2-0 after 3.

[Son of Spam]

Top of the fourth. Root may be our best pitcher.

Bean strums off. Grounds out to short. 1 away.

Hebert goes down swinging. 2 away.

Toglia grounds out to third.

2-0 Us mid 4.

[Son of Spam]

Bottom of the fourth.

Iredale leads off. Runs the count full. Walks. 1 on.

Diggs flies out to first on the first pitch. 1 away.

Helfrick flies out to deep left center. Runner holds. 2 away.

Souza takes a ball. Iredale steals second. Souza bloops a single to center. Run scores. HOGS LEAD 3-0!

Thomas takes a strike. Souza steals second. Thomas BLASTS ONE INTO THE STANDS in left center! HOGS LEAD 5-0!

Davalan singles up the middle. 1 on.

Aloy the Elder SMASHES ONE TO ATKINS! HOGS LEAD 7-0!

Kozeal goes down swinging.

HOGS LEAD 7-0 after 4!

[Sus-Scrofa]

I believe we broke this pitcher 

[Son of Spam]

Top of the fifth.

Katayama-Stall leads off. Singles on a slow roller to third.

Salk runs the count full. Goes down looking. 1 away.

Swygart goes down swinging, 2 away.

McCarthy goes down looking.

HOGS LEAD 7-0 mid 5.

[Son of Spam]

Bottom of the fifth.

Aloy the Younger leads off. Walks.

Iredale goes down looking at ball 3. 1 away.

Diggs grounds out weakly to first. 2 away. Runner moves to second.

Helfrick flies out to the wall in right.

Hogs lead 7-0 after 5.

[Son of Spam]

Top of the sixth. Root has 9 Ks through 5.

Muench leads off.  Goes down looking. 1 down.

Nitwitz grounds out to second. 2 away.

Bean singles to right center. 1 on.

Hebert doubles to the corner in left. Runners at second and third, 2 outs.

Toglia flies out on a running catch by Davalan in short left.

Hogs lead 7-0 mid 6.

[Son of Spam]

Bottom of the sixth.

Souza leads off. Flies out to left. 1 down.

Thomas flies out to the track in right. 2 down.

Davalan BLASTS ONE ONTO THE ROOF OF THE HUNT FAMILY PRACTICE CENTER IN RIGHT! HOGS LEAD 8-0!

Aloy the Elder grounds out to short.

Hogs lead 8-0 after 6.

[Son of Spam]

Top of the seventh. Colin "Big Tuna" Fisher in to pitch. Becker in to catch.

Katayama-Stall leads off. Flies out to Aloy in really short center. 1 down.

Salk goes down swinging. 2 away.

Kane (PH) for Swygart singles to left.

McCarthy flies out at the wall in left center.

Hogs lead 8-0 midway 7.

[Son of Spam]

Bottom of the seventh. Umlandt (RHP) in to pitch.

Kozeal leads off. Singles to left.

Aloy the Younger goes down swinging, 1 away.

Iredale takes a high ball 2. Kozeal thrown out by a mile on a delayed steal. 2 away.
Iredale doubles to left.

Diggs HOMERS OVER THE FENCE IN RIGHT!

HOGS WIN IN A RUN RULE GAME 10-0!

[Bogey7]

Get 2 in and call it a day.

[Sus-Scrofa]

Get 2 in and call it a day.

Diggs!

[HOGSRUNWILD]

Diggs has no power

[wmr]

Games are only 7 innings now.  New rule.

[TC]

In other baseball news, I just got kicked out my first game as a fan.

Took my son to the VMI game this morning (where my wife threw out the first pitch) and he snagged a couple of foul balls. By the time I made it over to where he was, one of the players had already bullied him into giving 1 of them back. I pocketed the other one and the kid starts threatening me with getting the equipment manager. I politely tell him that he should do what he needed to do, but my son was keeping the ball. I was then told by some other field official if I didn't give it back he was asking me to leave.

I hope they get spanked.

[Borenutz]

In other baseball news, I just got kicked out my first game as a fan.

Took my son to the VMI game this morning (where my wife threw out the first pitch) and he snagged a couple of foul balls. By the time I made it over to where he was, one of the players had already bullied him into giving 1 of them back. I pocketed the other one and the kid starts threatening me with getting the equipment manager. I politely tell him that he should do what he needed to do, but my son was keeping the ball. I was then told by some other field official if I didn't give it back he was asking me to leave.

I hope they get spanked.

Why did they want them back?

[TC]

Why did they want them back?

"Because they're game balls," which I translated to mean, "We're a rinky-dink program that needs to bully kids over an $8 baseball."

[FNG]

In other baseball news, I just got kicked out my first game as a fan.

Took my son to the VMI game this morning (where my wife threw out the first pitch) and he snagged a couple of foul balls. By the time I made it over to where he was, one of the players had already bullied him into giving 1 of them back. I pocketed the other one and the kid starts threatening me with getting the equipment manager. I politely tell him that he should do what he needed to do, but my son was keeping the ball. I was then told by some other field official if I didn't give it back he was asking me to leave.

I hope they get spanked.

You should have explained to them that they were displaying clear bigotry against a Baseball Attracted Person.