Hogs vs Oral Roberts—Baseball

[Son of Spam]

Your Arkansas Razorbacks take on the Gay Bobs Golden Eagles for a two game series before resuming SEC play, beginning Tuesday at 6:00PM and ending Wednesday at 3:00. I am starting this thread now, because I go for my next cancer checkup where they put me to sleep and do a biopsy and Cystocopy. I will attempt to do PBP but it may be sketchy. As usual, GO HOGS!

"Hey Yogi, what time is it?"Yogi: " You mean now?"

And, here they are....
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[Hognrock]

Good luck on the checkup 

[Son of Spam]

Good luck on the checkup 

It is Tuesday morning, so don't know what kind of shape I will be in at game time. Thanks. Been doing these since 2007.

[BASS]

Yes, good luck SoS

[RPL]

Cystoscopy.

I just had a panic attack. 

[jethro]

Speaking as a guy who just had to say goodbye to his dad a month ago, everybody take checkups seriously and follow Dr. instructions.  No matter what RFK jr. says.

[Son of Spam]

Back from my checkup. won't know any results for about a week, but the Doc said everything looked OK. (Except for the short dick). Anyway, I am goofy on Oxycodone but will attempt PBP tonight. And, like jethro said, if you are having any problems or are at that age where you need to, get regular checkups. (And I had to retype several of the words in this because of the goofinthal).

[Hognrock]

PBP on oxy might be the best one we've had yet 👍

My kid is pitching tonight or else I'd fill in for you.

[FNG]

While we are on the subject--don't forget those prostate checkups boys and (trans)girls.

Every man jack of you will develop prostate cancer if you live long enough.

[Son of Spam]

While we are on the subject--don't forget those prostate checkups boys and (trans)girls.

Every man jack of you will develop prostate cancer if you live long enough.

Probably, but my PSA is usually around .34. My doc said I would probably never get it. At my age, it probably won't matter. After my last colonoscopy, my Gastro doc said that in ten years I would get a letter for my next one. He said to just tear it up. Unless I was having any trouble or something,

[egregious]

PBP on oxy might be the best one we've had yet 👍

my thoughts exactly

[Son of Spam]

So it is about time to get get this drug addled PBP started. There will probably be a lot of misspelled words. You may think SS is doing PBP. We will see....

[Spiderham]

You might want to work in a beer or threeve.  Just for science...

[Son of Spam]

Top of the first. Bybee on the mound.

Edmunson (former Hog) goes down swinging. 1 away.

Climb Mount Tanaka (actually Nataka..Pearl Harbor code term) goes down looking. 2 away.

Combs singles to right. (Fayetteville boy)

Kane-Yates (their Hawaiian) goes down swinging.

Mid first: Gay Bobs-0

[Son of Spam]

Bottom of the first. Asher (RHP) on the mound.

Davalan leads off.  Flies out to left center.

Aloy the Elder singles to left center. 1 on.

Aloy the Younger singles to left. Runners at first and second. 1 out.

Maxwell flies out to the track in left. Runner moves to third. Runners at the corners, 2 outs.

Iredale walks. Bases loaded. BEER HATS ENGAGED!

Kozeal grounds into a force at second.

0-0 after 1.

[Son of Spam]

You might want to work in a beer or threeve.  Just for science...

Been there, done that.

[Son of Spam]

Top,of the second. Thanks for spell check.

Schark (they don't know how to spell shart or shark) with an infield fly out to first. 1 down.

Campbell goes down swinging. 2 outs.

Fender goes down looking,   (That was actually ball 4 but was called a strike)

0-0 mid first.

[Son of Spam]

Bottom of the second.

Boles leads offf. Walks.

Souza hits into a force at second. Runner safe at first. 1 away.

Becker singles to deep short. Ball was stopped by the SS but he couldn't make the throw. Runners at first and second. 1 out.

Davalan singles to,left. Run scores. 1-0 Hogs. Runners at first and second.

Aloy the Elder grounds into a 6-4-3 DP.

Hogs lead 1-0 after 2.

[Son of Spam]

Top of the third.

Coil (not ours) ground soit to second. 1 away.

Davis with a soft line out to Souza. 2 away,

Edmunson flies out to left center.

1-0 Hogs mid three.

[Son of Spam]

Bottom of the third.

Aloy the Younger goes down looking. 1 away. Fuck this ump.

Maxwell is HBP. 1 on.

Iredale grounds into a force at second. 2 away.

Kozeal takes a passed ball. Runner moves to second. Kozeal flies out to short right,

1-0 Hogs after 3.