Golf 2025

Started by Doc Hogaday, Mar 16, 2025, 06:23 PM

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buff2.0

Someone tell John Daly that I want to play a round with him.

https://x.com/NUCLRGOLF/status/2029702293327622239?s=20
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

rzrbkfan69

Little John the 2nd got a sponsor exemption into the Puerto Rico Open, his first PGA tournament. He has 9 holes left and he's in contention, 3 shots off the lead.

BASS

7 players within one stroke at the PGA championship. Scores all over the place today. Some no-names making lots of birdies to move into the top tier. Some big names struggling to make par.

Tomorrow could be crazy.
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Thin Red Swine

The only real no-name is Schmid. This is setting up to be an epic finish. There are currently 32 players within four of the lead, and 43 within five.

Thin Red Swine

If Scheffler had made more of the six shorties he's missed, he might cruise it in tomorrow.



BASS

6-way tie for 2nd at one off the leader.
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BASS

Now 7 tied for second. Didn't last long. Rai with a bogey.
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Thin Red Swine

It's such a different game now, but since they keep insisting on turning the PGA into the US Open, a guy would do REALLY well just ironing this shorter course to death. Just stay out of the thick rough.

Son of Spam

Rai running away. Sometimes, it is just your day.
Well, shit...

Cornhogio

Aaron Rai = Sniper.  Damn what a shot.
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Thin Red Swine

He's been sneaky in majors recently but this is obviously next level. What a performance today.

First non-American PGA Champion since 2015.


Show-Me Hog

Rai was DIALED IN. His shots and putts were so pure. 31 on the back nine.

mr.zorak

When Rai hit that bomb on 17 I threw up my arms like I was letting my deodorant dry.
"Top Ten Dooshapalooza Finalist Threeve Years Running"

"He has no time for sons of dicks and bitches."
~Third_down_draw

Ray Zorback

That's a great feeling, when you're just hoping to 2 putt, and it goes in.
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HOGSRUNWILD

Quote from: Ray Zorback on May 18, 2026, 12:07 PMThat's a great feeling, when you're just hoping to 2 putt, and it goes in.

I wouldn't know...

BASS

I've hit one of those putts exactly once.

Disclaimer: I can 2 putt from 3 feet way more than you should.

So a 30 footer for me is always "just get it close, don't hit it too hard."

But I sank a 30 footer with about 10 feet of break to the left. I think that counts.
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BASS

#156
Dustin Johnson with a 391 yard drive on the 9th this morning.  Hit it into the crowd walking across the fairway.

Had an 88 yard second shot. Which he got within 2 feet, then he missed the birdie putt.
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jdcatty

Dustin Johnson is self destructing at the US Open as we speak.
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BASS

Quote from: jdcatty on Jun 19, 2026, 11:27 AMDustin Johnson is self destructing at the US Open as we speak.

I'm a kiss of death
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jdcatty

Quote from: BASS on Jun 19, 2026, 01:15 PMI'm a kiss of death

He bounced back pretty well from that 8, with a birdie the next hole. He was in danger of missing the cut, but now I think he will make it easily.

Scheffler is one over.  Can't get anything going so far.
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