Hogs vs South Carolina—Baseball

Son of Spam · Mar 20, 2025, 09:43 AM

Your Arkansas Razorbacks take on the South Cackalacky Gamecocks for a three game series starting tomorrow at 6:30PM and resuming Saturday at 2:00, and ending Sunday at 2:00. All games will be on SECN+ or the ESPN app. I will probably be doing PBP so don't expect much. Still on pain killers for about the rest of the week/weekend. As usual, GO HOGS!

Yogi Berra on Ted Williams: "He is a big clog in their machine."

And here they are:
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BASS · Mar 20, 2025, 10:38 AM

still one of the best baseball moments of the dvh era - robert moore up to bat, cackalacky students chanting "oompa loompa!".

and he crushes one into the right field parking lot with an epic bat flip. also that series - kopps coming in and striking out the last 6 batters of the game using 2 pitches.

Son of Spam · Mar 20, 2025, 03:02 PM

@BASS you may need to handle PBP on Saturday. I will let you know for sure hopefully before game time.

Hognrock · Mar 20, 2025, 03:08 PM

Quote from: Son of Spam on Mar 20, 2025, 03:02 PM@BASS you may need to handle PBP on Saturday. I will let you know for sure hopefully before game time.

I should be able to do most of it. Kid has a game at 11:00 so might miss the first inning or so.

BASS · Mar 20, 2025, 03:08 PM

i've got an appt saturday at 3....i can do it for about 40 minutes before i'll have to go

Son of Spam · Mar 20, 2025, 03:22 PM

OK. I am probably meeting up with Merle Hoggard for lunch Saturday. If I make it back by 2:00, I can either take over or start it.

Thin Red Swine · Mar 20, 2025, 05:54 PM

I was going to make a crack about that speedy guy they used to have but I'll be damned if I haven't forgotten his name.

BASS · Mar 20, 2025, 06:04 PM

Tanner English

Hognrock · Mar 20, 2025, 07:20 PM

Legend has it Tanner English beat Usain Bolt in the 100m

Son of Spam · Mar 20, 2025, 07:23 PM

Quote from: Hognrock on Mar 20, 2025, 07:20 PMLegend has it Tanner English beat Usain Bolt in the 100m

He outran an F-4 Phantom until takeoff.

Thin Red Swine · Mar 20, 2025, 07:24 PM

Quote from: BASS on Mar 20, 2025, 06:04 PMTanner English

Yeah I can't believe how fast I forgot that.

BleedinRed · Mar 20, 2025, 07:34 PM

Quote from: Son of Spam on Mar 20, 2025, 07:23 PMHe outran an F-4 Phantom until takeoff.

How would he do against an F14?

Son of Spam · Mar 20, 2025, 07:35 PM

Quote from: BleedinRed on Mar 20, 2025, 07:34 PMHow would he do against an F14?

Beat it right up until takeoff.

Bogey7 · Mar 20, 2025, 07:36 PM

Quote from: Thin Red Swine on Mar 20, 2025, 07:24 PMYeah I can't believe how fast I forgot that.

Not as fast as Tanner English.

Thin Red Swine · Mar 20, 2025, 07:39 PM

Quote from: Bogey7 on Mar 20, 2025, 07:36 PMNot as fast as Tanner English.

He would definitely run circles around me.

BleedinRed · Mar 20, 2025, 08:03 PM

Quote from: Son of Spam on Mar 20, 2025, 07:35 PMBeat it right up until takeoff.

So an F-4 Phanton is just as fast as an F-14? Your story is falling apart.

Son of Spam · Mar 20, 2025, 08:27 PM

Quote from: BleedinRed on Mar 20, 2025, 08:03 PMSo an F-4 Phanton is just as fast as an F-14? Your story is falling apart.

No. Tanner English is faster than both.

Sus-Scrofa · Mar 20, 2025, 09:33 PM

And Tennessee baseball lost. What a great day.

Son of Spam · Mar 21, 2025, 06:29 PM

Welcome to the SEC home opener against the South Carolina Cawks. Zach Root will be on the mound for the Hogs. I may even leave the mistakes I make in the posts this game. Maybe not...we will see. Carolina has some heavy hitters in the lineup. Hopefully Root can shut them down.

Son of Spam · Mar 21, 2025, 06:32 PM

Top of the first. Root on the hump.

Hall leads off for the Cawks. Flies out to right on the first pitch. 1 away.

Stone flies out to short right center. 2 away.

Petry takes two strikes for balls. Fuck this ump. Doubles down the line in left.

Scobey grounds out to short.

Mid first: Cockssuckers 0