Hogs vs South Carolina—Baseball

[Cornhogio]

Dumb base running.  Wernes fucked that up.  Not sure why he would send the runner when he hadnt got to third yet and the outfielder had the ball. 

I would've sent him too.  Took a good throw to make that play.

[Son of Spam]

Top of the fifth.

Tippett walks.

Braland with a sac bunt. Out at first. Runner at second. 1 out.

Hall flies to short left. Davalan attempts a diving catch and stops the ball. Runners at first and second, 1 out.

Carrion with a 1-1 count. Double steal attempt. Hall picked off in a rundown. Runner at third, 2 outs. Carrion goes down swinging.

2-2 Mid 5.

Editors note: start making commercials that actually tell you what they are trying to sell.

[BASS]

Wrong thread

[BleedinRed]

I would've sent him too.  Took a good throw to make that play.

the left fielder had the ball and was coming up to throw before the runner was even at third.  

You can't be allowed to coach third either.  Sorry.  😂

[Son of Spam]

Bottom of the fifth.

Aloy the Elder leads off. Singles to left.

Maxwell reaches on catcher interference. Runners at first and second, no outs.

Aloy the Younger is HBP. Bases loaded. BEER HATS ENGAGED!

Iredale "Aussie, Aussie, Aussie, Oy, Oy, Oy!" Flies out to the wall in right. Run scores. Just missed a HR.  3-2 Hogs. Runners at the corners.

Kozeal grounds to short, who bobbles it, but makes the out at second. Run scores. 4-2. Runner at second, 2 outs.

Helfrick flies out to short.

HOGS LEAD 4-2 after 5.

[Son of Spam]

Top of the sixth. Bybee in to pitch.

Scobey singles up the middle.

Petry grounds to short. Force at second, runner safe at first. 1 away.

Woita grounds into a 4-6-3 DP.

Hogs lead 4-2 mid 6.

[Barton Fink]

Helluva double play

[Son of Spam]

Bottom of the sixth. Marlatt (RHP) in for SC.

Souza walks.

Thomas with a sac bunt. Runner at second, 1 out.

Davalan with the intentional walk. Runners at first and second, 1 out.

Aloy the Elder flies out to short left. 2 away.

Maxwell flies out to left center.

4-2 Hogs after 6.

[Son of Spam]

Top of the seventh. Foutch in to pitch for the Hogs.

Hollins is HBP (shocker).

Stone doubles down the line in left. Runners at second and third. No outs.

Pitching change....Foutch needs his eyes checked. 6 hit batters in 6 innings. Coil in to pitch.

Tippett doubles to the gap in right center. 2 runs score. Game tied at 4.

Braland flies out to the pitcher on a bunt attempt. 1 away, runner at second.

Hall goes down swinging. 2 away.

Carrion grounds out to third.

Game tied 4-4 mid 7.

[Son of Spam]

Bottom of the seventh.

Aloy the Younger runs the count full. Lines out to right. 1 away.

Iredale with a full count. Goes down looking. 2 away.

Kozeal singles to center.

Helfrick flies out to left center.

4-4 after 7.

[Barton Fink]

Foutch has been a huge disappointment

[jdcatty]

Foutch has been a huge disappointment

Very true

[Son of Spam]

Top of the eighth.

Scobey grounds out to third. 1 down.

Petry walks on strike three. Fuck this ump.

Woita singles to right. Runners at the corners, 1 out.

Hollins flies out to Souza in foul territory near first. 2 away.

Stone is HBP. Bases loaded.  We keep putting the bottom of the order on base.

Tippett flies out to Helfrick behind the plate.

4-4 mid 8.

[Son of Spam]

Bottom of the eighth. Who wants to win this game? Sweeney in to pitch for SC. (RHP)

Souza leads off. Walks on 4 pitches.

Thomas CRUSHES ONE OVER THE LEFT FIELD FENCE! HOGS LEAD 6-4!

Davalan singles to left.

Pitching change.....Garino (RHP) in.

Editors note: When they show the camera view from the broadcast booth, the outline of the stadium looks like Yoda.

Aloy the Elder walks. Runners at first and second, no outs.

Maxwell with a sac bunt. Runners at second and third, 1 out.

Aloy the Younger takes an intentional walk. Bases loaded. BEER HATS ENGAGED!

Iredale WITH THE GRAND SALAMI OVER THE RIGTH FIELD WALL! HOGS LEAD 10-4!

Kozeal goes down looking at ball four. 2 away.

Helfrick FLATTENS ONE INTO THE HOG PEN! Second one of the day for Helfrick. HOGS LEAD 11-4.

Souza walks.

Thomas is HBP. Under review. Ruled a foul tip after review. 2-2 count. Flies out to short.

HOGS LEAD 11-4 after 8.

[Thin Red Swine]

BOOM!

Justin Thomas just lost a golf tournament but won a baseball game.

[Thin Red Swine]

Imagine walking Aloy only to have to face Iredale.

We need two more to get to our favorite number.

[Son of Spam]

Quit saying "crooked numbers." They are all crooked if you are old or have Parkinson's. Overused phrase.

[Son of Spam]

Imagine walking Aloy only to have to face Iredale.

We need two more to get to our favorite number.

Seriously. Who do you pitch around on this team? They can all hit, except maybe Souza.

[Son of Spam]

Top of the ninth. Wiggins to pitch.

Braland goes down looking.

Hall singles to right.

Carrion flies out to center. 2 away.

Scobey goes down swinging.

HOGS WIN 11-4!

[Barton Fink]

I'm holding back getting too giddy about this team but they look the part.