Hogs vs Georgia—-Baseball

DirkPiggler · Apr 13, 2025, 02:42 PM

Top 9th.

Helfrick leads off with a FUCK YO COUCH AGAIN AMY ROBACH! Solo shot into the woods. 5-4 Georgia. 0 out.

Boles strikes out looking. 1 out.

Davalan pops out to shallow CF. 2 outs.

Aloy Sr. says FUCK YO COUCH THE ENTIRE BAILEY FAMILY (CHAMP, BOSS, SIR, ETC)! HE BLASTS IT TO ALAFUCKINGBAMA AND THE GAME IS TIED 5-5! 2 outs.

PITCHING CHANGE: Brian Zeldin in for Meat McLoughlin.

Maxwell grounds out weakly to 2nd. 3 outs.

Mid 9th. WE. ARE. TIED. 5-5

Barton Fink · Apr 13, 2025, 02:43 PM

Wow. Helfrick ia hot.

Son of Spam · Apr 13, 2025, 02:45 PM

Quote from: Barton Fink on Apr 13, 2025, 02:43 PMWow. Helfrick ia hot.

Yep. If we only had someone else who was lukewarm we would win all three games.

BleedinRed · Apr 13, 2025, 02:46 PM

BOOM!!!!

BleedinRed · Apr 13, 2025, 02:46 PM

Tie ball game.

Barton Fink · Apr 13, 2025, 02:46 PM

HOLY SHIT

Barton Fink · Apr 13, 2025, 02:47 PM

Over the batters eye

BleedinRed · Apr 13, 2025, 02:47 PM

New ballgame. Let's get the go ahead run and close it out in the bottom of the 9th.

Barton Fink · Apr 13, 2025, 02:47 PM

Giving away that last run hurt.

BleedinRed · Apr 13, 2025, 02:48 PM

Quote from: Barton Fink on Apr 13, 2025, 02:47 PMOver the batters eye

that thing was launched. Cleared the boards in centerfield by 30 feet.

Feral · Apr 13, 2025, 02:48 PM

Quote from: Barton Fink on Apr 13, 2025, 02:47 PMOver the batters eye

He absolutely obliterated that pitch.

Cornhogio · Apr 13, 2025, 02:49 PM

Quote from: Feral on Apr 13, 2025, 02:48 PMHe absolutely obliterated that pitch.

That ball has a red ass.

Barton Fink · Apr 13, 2025, 02:51 PM

Their pitcher looks like a tall midget.

Barton Fink · Apr 13, 2025, 02:53 PM

441ft on the Aloy shot

Cornhogio · Apr 13, 2025, 02:53 PM

Ladybacks are tied with the Lady Cocks in the 6th.

DirkPiggler · Apr 13, 2025, 02:54 PM

Bottom 9th.

PITCHING CHANGE: Aiden "Jim" Jimenez in for Carter.

Phelps grounds out to 2nd. 1 out.

King, who came in last inning on defense for Black, strikes out swinging.

2 outs.

Obee flies out to RF. 3 outs.

End 9th. Tied 5-5. FREE BASEBALL!

Barton Fink · Apr 13, 2025, 02:56 PM

Let's go boys!

DirkPiggler · Apr 13, 2025, 03:00 PM

Quote from: Barton Fink on Apr 13, 2025, 02:51 PMTheir pitcher looks like a tall midget.

Kelvin Gemstone.

DirkPiggler · Apr 13, 2025, 03:00 PM

Top 10th.

Aloy Jr. strikes out swinging. 1 out.

Kozeal grounds out to 1st, pitcher covering. 2 outs.

This would be a great time for our Aussie to come out of his funk.

Iredale pops out to shallow RF. 3 outs.

(EDITOR'S NOTE: Our Aussie did not come out of his funk.)

Mid 10th. 5-5

Son of Spam · Apr 13, 2025, 03:03 PM

What is Iredale looking for? Two down the gut and the bat stays on his shoulder.