Hogs vs Texass - Baseball

Started by Hognrock, Apr 29, 2025, 08:52 AM

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Pig Benis

It's easy to second guess, but I really wish we could find a way to save Jimenez to start over Buttcheese. We really didn't have to use him last night but I understand why we did.
The Lord wants you to put your foot on their balls and believe in it. 'Cuz that's what wins football games. Not jumping offsides like a bunch of wimps and faggots. I don't care what those pinkos over in Russia say. You want to be a loser? You go live in Russia. I'm a winner. I'm an American.

Son of Spam

Ump making up for last night.
Well, shit...

Hizog

Quote from: Son of Spam on May 03, 2025, 04:20 PMUmp making up for last night.

Yeah, he's making this pitcher look better than he is

Feral

#283
Top 7th.

Mendoza up. Flies out to CF. Thomas had to run a mile to get to it. 1 away.

Galvan up. Walks.

Florist up. Flies out to RF.

Schuessler up. Strikes out looking :sitdown:

9-7 to the stretch.

Son of Spam

Schuessler on strike 4. This ump has lost the zone.
Well, shit...

Feral

#285
Bottom 7th.

Big Country up. Pops out to 3B.

Helfrick up. Runs the count full on ball 4. Walks on ball 5 at the exact same spot.

Thomas up. Helfrick steals second. Would've probably been out by Galvan's throw wasn't close. Runs the count full. Pickoff throw goes into center field, Helfrick advances to 3rd. Walks. Runners at the corners, 1 out.

Mound visit by Texas amid a thunderous Hog call.

Davalan up. HITS A 3 RUN HOMER TO FOGHORNS!!! 12-7 HOGS!!!

Aloy the Elder up. Singles to RF off the unhittable pitcher.

Aloy the Younger up. Flies out to the fence in RF. Good catch by the right fielder off the top of the wall. Thomas holds.

Kozeal up. Goes down swinging. 

Hogs put up 3 runs again.

12-7 good guys to the 8th

Thin Red Swine

The catcher wore out his arm asking for about 100 check swing calls. Rag had nothing left for what should've been an easy CS.

Son of Spam

Slopnozzle at the mound meeting. Just don't hit into a DP.
Well, shit...

Sus-Scrofa


Son of Spam

Davalan!
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Well, shit...

BleedinRed

YAY!!!!

Kicking that ass now. 

Thin Red Swine

He FUCKED UP that ball.

Slobknobber can go yank that unhittable Randy Johnson / Steve Carlton clone.

Son of Spam

The "unhitable pitcher" is hit again.
Well, shit...

Sus-Scrofa

Hopefully this starts Texas on a slump and we catch up.

HogglyWoggly


Hizog

Fans trolling Texas. Love it!

Feral

Robinett and Davalan both had homers today that haven't landed yet.

Sus-Scrofa


Thin Red Swine

Wasn't going out but still a hell of a catch on a ball that was stung.

wmr

Quote from: Hizog on May 03, 2025, 04:48 PMFans trolling Texas. Love it!

What are the fans trolling texas?
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