2026 Razorback Baseball

Started by BleedinRed, Jun 19, 2025, 09:58 AM

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Rocky Mountain Hog

This is by far my least favorite baseball team I can recall. They're bad at everything.

buff2.0

Their starting pitcher just threw 3 K's in the 5th inning. 
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

BleedinRed

It's so bad I've not seen RickB behind home plate in weeks.  

BleedinRed

Thank God for other teams errors.  It's the only reliable way for us to score.  

buff2.0

Consecutive fielding errors give us one run.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

buff2.0

#1265
Bases loaded with one out.  It's Aloy's time to shine at the plate. 

A sac fly to bring in a tying run is better than I expected.

Bases loaded again after a walk.  This guy's got a 3200 breaking ball, it's all he wants to throw, but he can't get it in the strike zone.  And.... just threw that pitch past the catcher and let Stewart get in from 3rd.  3-2 us.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Rocky Mountain Hog

I take it back, we're really good at other teams making routine fielding errors and throwing wild pitches.

Feral

We've scored 17 runs this season on passed balls and wild pitches.

It's almost embarrassing how reliant we are on mistakes and charity runs.

Barton Fink

The fact this team scored 22 against USC-E is a miracle.

Barton Fink


buff2.0

What... are we even doing? 
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Feral

Why the hell are we backpicking 3rd with 2 outs?

BleedinRed

Quote from: Feral on Apr 21, 2026, 08:12 PMWhy the hell are we backpicking 3rd with 2 outs?
If they're going to give you an out....oh wait....

BleedinRed

Helfrick is the only player we have that seems to give a shit.  

buff2.0

Subpar start for Eaves.  That ball hasn't landed yet.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Barton Fink


Feral

Has Eaves done quite literally anything noteworthy aside from diving into Lake Norm after the Supers last year?

buff2.0

Thanks for your 8 pitches, go hit the showers.  That was a good K I thought.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

buff2.0

Lol that balk call was crazy
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

buff2.0

If this is the state of their pitching then that two runs oughta do it for us. 
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."