2026 Razorback Baseball

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Son of Spam

Quote from: Feral on May 08, 2026, 06:15 PMI was literally about to post "why is this kid batting, he can't hit" before he jacked that homer.

I am undefeated this year.
It's OK. I said the same thing about Turner in the last game.
Well, shit...

buff2.0

Niu ended it.  Left fielder didn't move that time either.  I thought OU was a college team.

Game 3 for the series is going to be fun.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

BleedinRed

Hitting starting to come together.  

Spiderham

We will get no hit tomorrow. 
Oak Grove in the house.

buff2.0

"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Thin Red Swine

Quote from: BleedinRed on May 08, 2026, 06:20 PMHitting starting to come together. 

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Feral

Had an interesting discussion with a buddy the other day.

The gist of it was this — if you could magically predetermine or affect the outcome of 10 plays (in the moment) from now until the end of the season, could you win the CWS? Like, the Hogs load the bases and you determine the next swing is a homer, or the opponent has bases loaded 1 out and you choose a double play ground ball to get out of a jam.

I think you probably could, but you'd just have to use them sparingly. You'd have the ability on 10 occasions to force a homer in a tight game, a grand slam if you ever load the bases, or get out of a jam.

FNG

Quote from: Feral on May 09, 2026, 07:45 AMHad an interesting discussion with a buddy the other day.

The gist of it was this — if you could magically predetermine or affect the outcome of 10 plays (in the moment) from now until the end of the season, could you win the CWS? Like, the Hogs load the bases and you determine the next swing is a homer, or the opponent has bases loaded 1 out and you choose a double play ground ball to get out of a jam.

I think you probably could, but you'd just have to use them sparingly. You'd have the ability on 10 occasions to force a homer in a tight game, a grand slam if you ever load the bases, or get out of a jam.

Or catch a routine foul to 1st base?  >:D

Show-Me Hog

Quote from: Feral on May 09, 2026, 07:45 AMHad an interesting discussion with a buddy the other day.

The gist of it was this — if you could magically predetermine or affect the outcome of 10 plays (in the moment) from now until the end of the season, could you win the CWS? Like, the Hogs load the bases and you determine the next swing is a homer, or the opponent has bases loaded 1 out and you choose a double play ground ball to get out of a jam.

I think you probably could, but you'd just have to use them sparingly. You'd have the ability on 10 occasions to force a homer in a tight game, a grand slam if you ever load the bases, or get out of a jam.


I just need one.

"Catch the pop fly."

DirkPiggler

Quote from: Show-Me Hog on May 09, 2026, 08:32 AMI just need one.

"Catch the pop fly."

Think what Arkansas athletics would have been if we could have just ten plays through our lives where we could change the outcome. 

We would have at least one baseball championship, and probably a couple more in both football and basketball. 
Perish peacefully in a warm environment.

Spiderham

Quote from: Show-Me Hog on May 09, 2026, 08:32 AMI just need one.

"Catch the pop fly."
I'd add a few more:
Pick off (or sack) Street to Paschal

Don't call PI, dumbass ref against SMU. 

Catch the pick in the end zone against Miami, Atwater. 

Stop Tyus Edney from going full court in seconds, Mizzou (actually could shift the time space continuum and keep NIL from happening in addition to back to back titles for our basketball team)

Don't get on that motorcycle (or blonde) Bobby!

Oak Grove in the house.

Lurk

Too many derps at "finally get over the hump" moments to count.
"Hard times create strong men. Strong men create good times. Good times create weak men. And, weak men create hard times."

Rocket City Hawg

Need 2 in SEC FB Championship against UF to get us a FB Championship

1.  If they are desperate and running a fake punt inside their 20 and you are bailed out by a penalty, run punt safe in case they try it again
2.  Don't try to catch a punt on the 2 yard line Reggie, or coach let's not use Reggie for the punt returner

Show-Me Hog

Quote from: Spiderham on May 09, 2026, 10:28 AMI'd add a few more:
Pick off (or sack) Street to Paschal

Don't call PI, dumbass ref against SMU.

Catch the pick in the end zone against Miami, Atwater.

Stop Tyus Edney from going full court in seconds, Mizzou (actually could shift the time space continuum and keep NIL from happening in addition to back to back titles for our basketball team)

Don't get on that motorcycle (or blonde) Bobby!



Well, to tack on an obvious one, if we could have our Olineman not step on Clint Stoerner's foot, that'd be greaaaatttt.

Finish that game and maybe we don't lose to Mississippi State the next week.

DirkPiggler

Quote from: Spiderham on May 09, 2026, 10:28 AMI'd add a few more:
Pick off (or sack) Street to Paschal

Don't call PI, dumbass ref against SMU.

Catch the pick in the end zone against Miami, Atwater.

Stop Tyus Edney from going full court in seconds, Mizzou (actually could shift the time space continuum and keep NIL from happening in addition to back to back titles for our basketball team)

Don't get on that motorcycle (or blonde) Bobby!



This needs its own thread.   Great idea @Feral   
Perish peacefully in a warm environment.

buff2.0

Quote from: Rocket City Hawg on May 09, 2026, 11:39 AMNeed 2 in SEC FB Championship against UF to get us a FB Championship

1.  If they are desperate and running a fake punt inside their 20 and you are bailed out by a penalty, run punt safe in case they try it again
2.  Don't try to catch a punt on the 2 yard line Reggie, or coach let's not use Reggie for the punt returner

Nutt would be AD for Life with his own statue outside the BAC. 

Worth it?
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

HogOfWar

Quote from: Show-Me Hog on May 09, 2026, 11:52 AMWell, to tack on an obvious one, if we could have our Olineman not step on Clint Stoerner's foot, that'd be greaaaatttt.

Finish that game and maybe we don't lose to Mississippi State the next week.

Tell Bo to give Latourette a ride home to win the miss st game.
The dildo of consequence, rarely arrives lubed.

Son of Spam

Aaaand, Gaeckle has already given up a HR.
Well, shit...

buff2.0

Quote from: Son of Spam on May 09, 2026, 02:08 PMAaaand, Gaeckle has already given up a HR.

We got that one out of the way.  It's smooth sailing and someone getting no-hit from here on.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Feral

Quote from: Son of Spam on May 09, 2026, 02:08 PMAaaand, Gaeckle has already given up a HR.

Even crazier is that literally no one saw it and no one knows where it landed, including the 3rd base ump.

Dude got influenced by the OU dugout his call like a travel ball ump scared of parents.