2026 Razorback Baseball

Started by BleedinRed, Jun 19, 2025, 09:58 AM

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Thin Red Swine

Get in front of the ball Dorn!

No more ole' bullshit.

Feral

Quote from: BleedinRed on May 31, 2026, 01:14 PMWorst defensive team ever. 

Been saying this for a while. This is unequivocally the worst defense DVH has trotted out in his time here.

Feral

#3242
Top 5th

Turner leads off. Legs out an infield single to 3B.

Ruiz up next. Grounds out to short, Turner takes 2nd.

Kozeal up next. Wears one on the thigh. Runners at 1st and 2nd.

Helfrick up next. Press time. Hits a moonshot but it's just foul. Flies out to deep CF. Turner tags and takes 3rd. 2 outs.

Stewart up next. He'll strand them. Walks. Bases full of Hogs.

Souza up next. Singles through the left side, runner scores from 3rd, Kozeal thrown out trying to score (he looks hurt).

4-1 Hogs mid 5th

BASS

Ruiz looks like a young Jamie foxx
Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

BASS

What are you waiting on helfrick?
Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

Thin Red Swine

Ouch. Kozeal is gonna be stiff and swollen later. What an awful spot to get hit, on the bottom of the femur it looked like.

Son of Spam

Kozeal may not be able to play later today after that hit to the knee.
Well, shit...

Sus-Scrofa

Quote from: Son of Spam on May 31, 2026, 01:26 PMKozeal may not be able to play later today after that hit to the knee.
Coach Kilmer that shit, we need to win!

Cornhogio

Pitching coach rocking some Pitt Tits.
Never squat with your spurs on!

Thin Red Swine

Slim Jim may drop a pound or two with all these mound visits.

Spiderham

Pitching coach for Northeastern:  "Hey bro, do you even lift?"
Oak Grove in the house.

Barton Fink

Still can't believe Souza only has 3 HRs on the year.

buff2.0

Quote from: buff2.0 on May 31, 2026, 12:55 PMLol imagine being a pitcher and Stewart is the one that makes you crash out and walk the bases full

Lol twice
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

BASS

Damn good throw from lf
Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

BleedinRed

Souza having a good day.  

Stupid to try to get Kozeal around there.  

Barton Fink

Wernes has no feel at 3rd.

Spiderham

Why on earth did he send him there?  Out by a mile.
Oak Grove in the house.

Thin Red Swine

Wernes.

There's no way Kozeal is full speed at the moment. It didn't even take a good throw.

Sus-Scrofa

Probably should have held the guy with a bummed up knee there

Son of Spam

Quote from: BleedinRed on May 31, 2026, 01:30 PMSouza having a good day. 

Stupid to try to get Kozeal around there. 
Wernes is an idiot. Kozeal is hurt and he sends him.
Well, shit...