2026 Razorback Baseball

Started by BleedinRed, Jun 19, 2025, 09:58 AM

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Zoso

I think I just saw Rick B warming up in the bullpen.

Barton Fink


BleedinRed

Fuck DeCreamer.  Act like you have a set.  Fucking going to walk or hit a run in.  

buff2.0

Some of the shittiest people I've ever known were Jayhawk fans, despite having never lived in Kansas. 

Makes sense.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Feral

Quote from: Barton Fink on May 31, 2026, 08:18 PMAgree. We struck out outside of McElvain.

And Ruiz. He's the lone offensive bright spot.

Other than those two this portal class busted hard.

BleedinRed

JUST THROW A FUCKING STRIKE DOWN THE MIDDLE!!!!

Barton Fink

Quote from: Feral on May 31, 2026, 08:25 PMAnd Ruiz. He's the lone offensive bright spot.

Other than those two this portal class busted hard.

On the fence on Ruiz.

buff2.0

Can't even hit the strike zone. 
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

BleedinRed

I don't want to ever see DeCremer again too.  

buff2.0

Quote from: Barton Fink on May 31, 2026, 08:26 PMOn the fence on Ruiz.

Ruiz is really good, relative to the rest of the roster.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Barton Fink

This staff makes Kole Ramage look like Nolan Ryan.

BleedinRed

Quote from: buff2.0 on May 31, 2026, 08:25 PMSome of the shittiest people I've ever known were Jayhawk fans, despite having never lived in Kansas. 

Makes sense.
All my family on my mom's side are from Wichita.  Your observation is correct. 

Barton Fink

Quote from: BleedinRed on May 31, 2026, 08:26 PMI don't want to ever see DeCremer again too. 

Fucking Beaver!

Corn Pop

Another tough outing for DeCremer. Didn't retire anybody, that awkward soft toss to first on the comebacker, then walked in a run.
I really don't care, Margaret.

Thin Red Swine

DeCremer's "performance" in the regional.

20 pitches
6 strikes
4 BB
2 hits
1 ER
ZERO FUCKING OUTS RECORDED

Cornhogio

Hit the fucking cutoff man!!!
Harris - Mamdani 2028!

buff2.0

Quote from: Zoso on May 31, 2026, 08:23 PMI think I just saw Rick B warming up in the bullpen.

Canaan Sandy wasn't available?
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

BleedinRed

Quote from: Thin Red Swine on May 31, 2026, 08:30 PMDeCremer's "performance" in the regional.

20 pitches
6 strikes
4 BB
2 hits
1 ER
ZERO FUCKING OUTS RECORDED

But pulling Lee was the right move.  Another DVH special.  

mde114

That throw from the outfield was some kind of special.

Son of Spam

Our chunky little bat boy is next in line to pitch.
Well, shit...