2026 Razorback Baseball

Started by BleedinRed, Jun 19, 2025, 09:58 AM

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Barton Fink


Thin Red Swine

Yes, that was exactly the punctuation this season deserved.


Son of Spam

Well, shit...

wmr

Go get Wes Johnson or Vitello.

Put us out of our misery.

Thanks for the memories DVH.
I'm on smoko, so leave me alone.

BleedinRed

And it's over...good season.  

Feral

Quote from: Cardiac Hog on May 31, 2026, 09:07 PMA Pompey strikeout would be a fitting end to the season

Dammit beat me to it.

Hopefully he portals before stepping on the bus home.

Thin Red Swine

At least it wasn't as gutting as last year. 🫤

Barton Fink


buff2.0

Quote from: Feral on May 31, 2026, 09:09 PMDammit beat me to it.

Hopefully he portals before stepping on the bus home.

They might enter the portal, but they might also find out their market value is vastly overestimated.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."


wmr

I'm told My Canoe was the highest paid player on the team.  We suck at talent evaluation.
I'm on smoko, so leave me alone.

Son of Spam

Quote from: wmr on May 31, 2026, 09:12 PMI'm told My Canoe was the highest paid player on the team.  We suck at talent evaluation.
Other than Kozeal, Helfrick, maybe Ruiz, and Dietz, the rest of this team was highly overrated.
Well, shit...

Cornhogio

Some of our portals looked all year like they were collecting a check and trying to put together individual numbers.  Not team players.  Niu, Stewart, and Pompey come to mind.
Harris - Mamdani 2028!

Feral

Quote from: wmr on May 31, 2026, 09:12 PMI'm told My Canoe was the highest paid player on the team.  We suck at talent evaluation.

I thought it was Pompey.

Either way we'd have been better served flushing that money down the toilet after a Taco Bell dinner.

Son of Spam

At least now we can put this nightmare to rest. We will probably all have flashbacks next year.
Well, shit...

Feral

Quote from: Son of Spam on May 31, 2026, 09:14 PMOther than Kozeal, Helfrick, maybe Ruiz, and Dietz, the rest of this team was highly overrated.

I'd argue Helfrick was vastly overrated as well. For a supposed top prospect he swings and misses a TON.

Kozeal and Dietz really carried this team. Offensively, though his toughness, and transitioning to shortstop when Brumbaugh busted hard.

Ruiz and McElvain were the only players worth a damn that we got out of the portal. 1 arm and 1 corner outfielder. Amazing.

Barton Fink

Quote from: Feral on May 31, 2026, 09:15 PMI thought it was Pompey.

Either way we'd have been better served flushing that money down the toilet after a Taco Bell dinner.

Technically, that's what we did.

jdcatty

Quote from: wmr on May 31, 2026, 09:12 PMI'm told My Canoe was the highest paid player on the team.  We suck at talent evaluation.

Wasn't he the one that fucked up 2 plays to centerfield the other night?  Definitely not impressed.
Apparently retarded member of the "fucking old people" crowd as defined by Swahili Steve.

Barton Fink

Kozeal has been a great Hog. Kid can hit and was asked to play out of position the last two years. Never complained and did a serviceable job at both. Seems like a good kid too.

HogOfWar

The dildo of consequence, rarely arrives lubed.